Possibility of Passing Drug Test

sklorf · 08-03-2004, 08:20 PM

Ok, this is a kind of a strange situation, but please bear with me nonetheless. I applied at Office Depot, not really expecting to be hired, but other things have fallen through and they interviewed me today. They are prepared to let me start on Monday, per the results of this test of course.
So, I am 19 years old, extremely fast metabolism, and a skinny bastard, we're talking 5'11 and about 130 or so. The problem being, I smoked the last couple of nights and in total probably 3-4 times per week over the course of the last two months. Other than that I have been a moderate smoker for the past three years, but I took a three month break before the summer. Considering that the tests take 2 days to process, it appears that I could safely wait until Thursday or Friday to take the test. Do you think I could pass and what would be the best method? I don't really have the resources for substitution, so I have looked into dilution, but I think that just might give me a negative-diluted and require a retest.
Any opinions on the situation are appreciated. I have no idea whether or not I would be able to pass, and it's not of life-threatening importance, I should hopefully be able to find another job. Thanks for your help, this board is great.

puffindown · 08-04-2004, 01:54 AM

If the problem with ssubstitution is not having any clean friends, then go buy some synthetic urine called Urine Luck. Quick Fix. I recently used it and passed no problem.

melanotaenia · 08-05-2004, 11:13 PM

You can always sub with supplies from your local drugstore and a clean donor; if you have a girlfriend or any girl or any younger friends, any urine is fine as long as it is human (though I have heard of dog urine working too lol) If you choose to dilute, prepare to dilute pretty heavily to even have a chance at passing, and remember that dilution is not 100% effective. Get a home test from your drugstore to test yourself the night before. You size is on your side, but THC is very hard to remove from the body

08-03-2004, 08:20 PM	#1
sklorf New Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1 Grams: 1,771.20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Possibility of Passing Drug Test Ok, this is a kind of a strange situation, but please bear with me nonetheless. I applied at Office Depot, not really expecting to be hired, but other things have fallen through and they interviewed me today. They are prepared to let me start on Monday, per the results of this test of course. So, I am 19 years old, extremely fast metabolism, and a skinny bastard, we're talking 5'11 and about 130 or so. The problem being, I smoked the last couple of nights and in total probably 3-4 times per week over the course of the last two months. Other than that I have been a moderate smoker for the past three years, but I took a three month break before the summer. Considering that the tests take 2 days to process, it appears that I could safely wait until Thursday or Friday to take the test. Do you think I could pass and what would be the best method? I don't really have the resources for substitution, so I have looked into dilution, but I think that just might give me a negative-diluted and require a retest. Any opinions on the situation are appreciated. I have no idea whether or not I would be able to pass, and it's not of life-threatening importance, I should hopefully be able to find another job. Thanks for your help, this board is great.

08-05-2004, 11:13 PM	#3
melanotaenia Seasoned Activist Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,464 Grams: 6,775.90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	You can always sub with supplies from your local drugstore and a clean donor; if you have a girlfriend or any girl or any younger friends, any urine is fine as long as it is human (though I have heard of dog urine working too lol) If you choose to dilute, prepare to dilute pretty heavily to even have a chance at passing, and remember that dilution is not 100% effective. Get a home test from your drugstore to test yourself the night before. You size is on your side, but THC is very hard to remove from the body __________________ Your Best Friend is Right Here: Search and You Shall Receive For more info on Urine Testing, Click Here The Obligatory Forum Rules You Must Read Recipes

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