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BluEyes

Ok well the story is I just got a call for a new job today and I had my interveiw and everything and they said I pretty much got the job but I have to take a drug test tomorrow (yikes). I smoked a week ago so I have decided to use my friends urine. Whats the best way to go about this? I was thinking maybe putting it in a clean travel size shampoo bottle (and iwas told this is how girls to it) put it up there, you know, so it stays warm. Will this work? Do they usually watch you? Any advice would help so much.

 

melanotaenia

eh, I would not suggest the shampoo bottle if you are inserting the sample vaginally; I would use a condom since it is easier to "coax" into the vaginal opening. The vagina is a great spot since it is very warm and keeps the temp almost to body temperature, so keeping it in that location will ensure a sample that is on point in terms of temperature. Make sure you rinse the condom out fully prior to use, and I know that N2 and I have stated that it is never a good idea to tie a knot in the condom, I would suggest some type of tie rap of sorts to help close it off.

Too much information for ya Maybe, but in the end, it will help (what can I say, I work in medicine )

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BluEyes

That idea sounds good enough but how would I get a condom full of urine up there? Also i believe a tie would not be secure enough, leakage would be very bad. The shampoo bottle is very tiny, perhaps i can encase it with the condom for easier insertion? Or would the temp not stay warm because of the plastic? Sorry for being so inquistive, I am just very nervous because this is my first drug test and first time of having the possiblity of being arrested (because this is a felony right?).

melanotaenia

well a condom will work if you double over the end of the condom and tie; you can double on the condoms as well for added insurance. If you use the bottle, and it is slender, you don't need to use a condom, consider some KY jelly to help ease it into the vaginal opening.

(I'm a guy, but I have had this question asked a number of times )

drdoug99

keep in mind you have to fill the cup halfway, which is actually quite a large amount, I dont think a condom or shampoo would be enough.

i hate drug testing....what does a "drug free workplace" have to do with smoking at home?

specially drug testing for my crappy $7/hour job...give me a break.

good luck...let us know what happend