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Spooky

I've read most of these forums and I've found lots of information to help me. I am looking forward to an upcoming job and I'd really like to pass a urine test if I'm presented it. The manager asked if we'd be able to take one and of course we said, "No problem!"

The last day I smoked was August, 1. Very nearly a week ago. I'm not really a heavy smoker. Maybe a bowl once or twice a week, or a single hit here and there. Since I found out that there is a chance we needed to be tested, I've been drinking lots of water. I can't drink much because I have a small stomach but since then I've probably drank 2 gallons of liquids. I'm not very active unless I go out and ride my 15 - 16 miles with a friend, randomly through the week. Which is usually when I'm stoned. Bike-rides are a lot more fun that way. :P

I'm a female of 128 pounds.
My height is 5'6".
My metabolism is average/low.
I don't have a lot of fat aside from my t**s and a**, of course. :P
We call tomorrow, Monday, about news regarding emplyment.

I heard that sweating a lot will decrease the amounts of metabolites or THC in fatty tissues. Incase this was true, I've taken a barely tolerable bath with steaming water and layed there until my hands and feet were completely wrinkled. I've also been taking daily men's vitamins (Just because they're the only vitamins around here).

Is someone with less body fat more safe than someone with a lot of body fat?

Do you think I'm safe?
I've not the extra cash to spend on extra tests or fake piss or pure niocine/creatine and I'm not entirely sure how creatine works (looking for chemical reactions).
Home-remedies are what I'm looking for or extremely cheap methods. I don't have money. That's why I want this job after-all.

Edit: Date correction.

 

Spooky

I'm guessing by all the responses that I'm pretty screwed. <3

eXploit

Dude, today IS August 8.
lol

Spooky

My mistake. The correct date could however be very easily gotten with some quick -deducting- of a week from August 8. What do think that might be?

Thanks for the help though.
>:P

Spooky

I've drank a whole gallon since then to make sure I can keep up with dilution. When I'm presented with the Test Day, I can switch out water for Gatorade/Powerade and then 1 - 2 hours before testing pop 4 aspirin and 2 multi-vitamins. 0_o;;

I read that Aspirin, when tested, can be mistaken for THC which is entirely confusing to me. x_x
All I want is someone to confirm to me that the aspirin wouldn't be mistaken for some other drug when purposely consuming it or that I'm doing this right. x_X;


I'M FREAKIN' OUT MAN AND I'M ENTIRELY SOBER. :(
Cry.

 

RustyShroom

Did you pass?

Spooky

I passed!!!!
Only because I practiced peeing.
That sounds lame but when drinking a lot of water, I was able to see when exactly the vitamins were there and weren't there. (Between clear and yellow piss) Vitamins/Gatorade/sweating like a stuffed pig 4 teh win.

RustyShroom

LoL I'm glad for you I hope I pass tomorrow also Ive done about the same things as you ! Didn't smoke for 8 or 9 days and nothing but water and Gatorade "Got my fingers crossed"

Spooky

Make sure you eat a huge meal (The night before) with lots of vitamins if you're doing the dilution thing. :D
It probably wouldn't matter if it's fatty at all since it's the next day. If you pass, do tell! XD