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BoXeR · 08-10-2004, 05:51 AM

I have a test in 9 days, I have been clean for ten. My plan is too dilute, in case they closely watch me making sub. not an option. However I just got an idea to tape a small bottle in my armpit with clean urine, running a small hose from it down to the end of my penis, and somehow making a discrete opening/closing mechanism for the hose. I have a hose that would work, but I don't know how to do this without any leakage. Anyone have any advice or a better idea please help i'm desperate.

BoXeR · 08-10-2004, 06:11 AM

Oh yeah, and is there any way to like... say something that would make them not watch you? Like "invasion of privacy" or... " I get nervous when people watch me piss"....? This is going to be my LAST meeting on the 18th, then I get released from probation. I haven't gotten tested for at least 6 months... do you usually get tested your last meeting?

Bushblowss · 08-12-2004, 04:13 AM

just a random thought for the opening closing device try pinching the hose or folding it like you do with a garden hose just tape it pinched or something... sorry no other advice here

Albino_Bud · 08-12-2004, 05:41 AM

The plan to dilute sounds like the easiest way to go.

In the town I live in it seems very common to be tested the last week of probation. Especially if the person is suspect to a drug related crime. Basically they have you in probation and whether its the last week or the last day they can do whatever they want to you.

Telling the office that it's an invasion of privacy to be watched will get you nowhere but into bigger problems, (atleast in my case).

It just depends what kind of officer you have if you try to tell them that you can't urinate while someone else is watching. The officer that I recieved a UA told me that he didn't care he was going to watch and we had all day. It just seems suspicious to them if you act nervous at the last minute.

Try getting a better idea on how long the THC stays in your system.

Good Luck to you, your device doesn't seem too bad if your not being watched. Just remember be prepared. Some officers are reall hard a**es.

ben j · 10-07-2004, 01:22 PM

get sum clean piss put it in a condom tape it or tie it to your leg to keep it warm use a needle or fingernails to poke hole in tha condom and it sounds just like your pissing if your a female i have no f__king clue wat to do but if you aint you should be in tha clear let me know tha results peace

08-10-2004, 05:51 AM	#1
BoXeR New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2 Grams: 859.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Please help, advice needed on my idea... quickly. I have a test in 9 days, I have been clean for ten. My plan is too dilute, in case they closely watch me making sub. not an option. However I just got an idea to tape a small bottle in my armpit with clean urine, running a small hose from it down to the end of my penis, and somehow making a discrete opening/closing mechanism for the hose. I have a hose that would work, but I don't know how to do this without any leakage. Anyone have any advice or a better idea please help i'm desperate.

10-07-2004, 01:22 PM	#5
ben j New Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8 Grams: 761.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	try this!! get sum clean piss put it in a condom tape it or tie it to your leg to keep it warm use a needle or fingernails to poke hole in tha condom and it sounds just like your pissing if your a female i have no f__king clue wat to do but if you aint you should be in tha clear let me know tha results peace

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08-10-2004, 06:11 AM	#2
BoXeR New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2 Grams: 859.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Oh yeah, and is there any way to like... say something that would make them not watch you? Like "invasion of privacy" or... " I get nervous when people watch me piss"....? This is going to be my LAST meeting on the 18th, then I get released from probation. I haven't gotten tested for at least 6 months... do you usually get tested your last meeting?

08-12-2004, 04:13 AM	#3
Bushblowss New Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 3 Grams: 759.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	just a random thought for the opening closing device try pinching the hose or folding it like you do with a garden hose just tape it pinched or something... sorry no other advice here

08-12-2004, 05:41 AM	#4
Albino_Bud New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12 Grams: 861.40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The plan to dilute sounds like the easiest way to go. In the town I live in it seems very common to be tested the last week of probation. Especially if the person is suspect to a drug related crime. Basically they have you in probation and whether its the last week or the last day they can do whatever they want to you. Telling the office that it's an invasion of privacy to be watched will get you nowhere but into bigger problems, (atleast in my case). It just depends what kind of officer you have if you try to tell them that you can't urinate while someone else is watching. The officer that I recieved a UA told me that he didn't care he was going to watch and we had all day. It just seems suspicious to them if you act nervous at the last minute. Try getting a better idea on how long the THC stays in your system. Good Luck to you, your device doesn't seem too bad if your not being watched. Just remember be prepared. Some officers are reall hard a**es.

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