shine4789

Hello. I am 48 years old and I am about to take my first drug test ever. I have been up all night worrying about it. I don't know what to expect. I have smoked for 34 years, stopping two weeks ago with some intermittent backsliding. This is Saturday and my test is Monday. I had a heart attack in 2002 and my blood pressure is high. Consequently, I am on a regimen of fluid pills which send me to the bathroom at least 12 times a day. I don't know if that will make any difference. The test is for pre-employment screening, and it's a pretty good job. My metabolism is slow, I am overweight, and spend most of my time at this computer. And another thing. If I fail, will they come over and bust me? I absolutely hate myself for this, as I am abandoning all my principles by taking the test at all. Would dilution and aspirin help me or must I substitute? And what is creatine and where is it found? And do I have a prayer? Where do I find synthetic urine? Please answer me today because the combination of worrying and abstaining are about to make me lose my mind. Also, could I use a man's urine?(I am female). Thank you for your time.