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TheAncientOne

I have a queston for the experts.

1ST allow me to share some 1st hand info that may help other users.

I am 50 years old 6.2 260 LBS, Slow metabolism. It took 115 days for me to detox below the 50ng level. (Chronic smoker for over 30 years)
Let this be a general giudeline for simular builds.

I see threads about using vinegar etc as a shampoo for hair testing, This IMO is BS, You can not open pores in the hair and wash them out.

The MJ metobolites are stored in the hair at the cellular level, similar to storage in the fat cells, A GCMS will burn the cells and detect the MJ
Also if you shave your head, They can use fingernails.
I know this because in the past I have failed a hair test, and the procedure
is to have a DR. call you and explain the procedure and results.

OK now I have told you what I know to be true, Let me ask a question about urine testing.

I have in the past used the urinator, and it has always worked.

I am now on probation for MJ possession. Where I live its a felony to cheat on a lawfully administered drug test, SO I quit smoking. See above detox time.

At this point I am clean and can pass a urine test.

I really, really miss my weed. I was wondering in I could smoke just one joint per month , Say right after my monthly test.

Would it clean out quickly or am I back to 115 days ??

Thanks..

 

melanotaenia

you are not back to the 115 day cutoff; but given your detox time, you are going to need a couple of weeks; most likely one joint right after your drug test (i.e. 4 weeks of detox) will be sufficient to clean out for your test, but let me ask you this; is the MJ smoking worth it to put your freedom at jeopardy in terms of getting in trouble with your P.O.? Most of the questions asked here are after the fact; but since you have taken so long and been so strong not smoking, I would just wait it out until you are done with probation, since smoking could lead to big troubles if they were to, say, spring a suprise test on you.

The choice is yours; but weigh your options carefully; if you fail, you will for sure hate weed after that, and that would suck too

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TheAncientOne

Thank you Malantoneania, For you honest and sincere advice.

I was leaning that way, Maybe I just needed some re-inforcement.

I will follow your advice (And my own consience) SInce they agree.

I can also pass along another truth to people in the same boat(Not being able to smoke)

I have searched the world over for a MJ substitute (sylvinia, Legal bud, Etc)

All are BS. How-ever I have discovered a product called ABSYNTH.

It is available on-line from Checz republic and its legality in the US is murky.

How-ever it does not show on a drug test. Basically it is a drug called

Thourogen (created by infusing worm-wood with alcohol)

It has pshycotropic(sic) tendancies, with a very similar chemical make-up to THC.

I am not in to drinking, But the Absynth feels much more like a strong POT

high than anything I have tried.

If anyone would like info on where to get it safely (its expensive) Leave a

request on this post and I will show you. I dont want to just post the link

because I dont want people to think I am just trying to push ABSYNTH.


Thanks again.

melanotaenia

oh yes, absyinth, the green alcohol that you take a few shots of and voila; you are feeling kinda funny and the effects are pretty overwhelming; too bad it is not on the shelf next to Absolut and Bacardi, but hey, if you are stealthy, you can order it and have it shipped from many places in Europe if you are careful; a little pricey, but compared to a bag of MJ, comparable

I am glad you decided to abstain; in the end you will thank yourself for it and the smoke at the end of the road will be well worth it, and you won't have to worry about being angry toward MJ for failing a P.O. test.

Cheers