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atropa

5'9"
175
last time I smoked: 10 days
moderate metabolism
little exercise

Hi everyone, newbie here. Ok, here's the situation. Unexpectedly got offered my dream job today, and I will have to test but don't know how soon. Possibly tomorrow or the first of the week. I am a moderate smoker (3-4 times a week). Will I have to subsitute? I don't have the money to buy testing kits or anything except cranberry juice and maybe some aspirin. Does dog pee work? How long do you think it would take for my system to be clean with my body type, etc.? Thank you in advance for your help.

 

Kris420

dog pee....???? hmm never thought of that.

lets say hypothetically it would work.....HOW ARE U GONNA GET UR DOG TO PEE IN A CUP!!!!!!!

good luck man im in the same exact situation

peace and good luck

-K

melanotaenia

if you do a search on GreenBud posts here, you will see his post where he passed a UA with dog urine for IBM. He used a saucer/low profile bowl to catch the urine from the dog; just be patient; it is easier if it is a girl dog, but either way, just use a large bowl since urine streams are pretty unpredictable. Now as far as validity tests go, dog urine has different levels of creatinine and specific gravity, but they still seem to be within the normal limits for passing according to lab standards.

Try to use human urine if you can, but I have heard of dog urine working, Greenbud can attest to it, PM him if you want to talk to him about his success; I believe he had a pretty tiny little dog

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atropa

Thank you guys for your replies. So I wrangled up the money to buy a test kit, but I can only buy one. Should I dilute first or just take it without doing anything? I'm leaning towards taking it to get a true result, i just don't know which would be better, and I have one shot.

Ragdoll

Here are my comments and recommendations... You're taller & heavier than I am, but my "clean time" was about 9 days. Same metabolism and activity level. I went absolutely crazy on cranberry juice, used the aspirin method as well, and self-tested the day before the "official pee" and I passed. Since you only have the one self-test, work the "getting clear" process as hard as you can, then test yourself, say, the day before the real test. If you pass the self-test, you should be OK for the big-time!

Remember to let us know your results, and follow Melanotaenia's good advice about holding off on the celebration until you score the first paycheck! Good luck!

 

Your Highness

She has given the best advice. After you give yourself the test and is still positive; call in or make up an excuse to get out or the test. Then repeat the process with high protien and exericise. Good Luck!
or
Collect urine from a friend the day of test. Use condom to transport and store. Tape to body, pinch or stick hole to put in cup, get the desired amount. Relax, don't freak out!
Your Highness

atropa

Well, I went ahead anyway before I read Ragdoll's reply and took the home test without diluting. It reads negative (a little peace of mind). I have only had two cups af coffee and a glass of milk today, and it was my second pee of the day. I figured I wanted to know the real deal. So now I know but a whole new crop of questions has popped up. The second line wasn't a ghost line by any means, but it was very slightly fainter than the control line. Also the right edge of the line was fainter than the rest of the line. Does that mean anything? Also, if I take the same measures to clear my system as I would have if it had been positive, will that be detrimental? Is there anything I should avoid doing (besides of course, smoking)? Thank you guys so much.

Ragdoll

Anxiety makes us do crazy stuff! Sounds like you should be cool though, Atropa. If it was me, I'd still do the cranberry juice and aspirin, but I was paranoid before I started smoking pot!

I would substitute rather than try to beg off the test - in my opinion that would only raise suspicion.

Good luck!

JussBL4ZE

Look man. The most easiest way I know how to de-tox your system is to go drink lots of green tea. Green Tea + lots of water should do the trick. I know many people that used this method days before their drugs tests and passed with flying colors.. hope this helped man. good luck

JussBL4ZE

Now if you are serious about substituting your piss, dont try to pull of crazy sh*t, cuz they will know. The safest way is to tape a plastic bag to your thigh (which should keep it warm considering that they do test the temperature of your piss when you turn it in), have it filleed with your friends piss (presuming he has drug free piss), have a tube connect to the bag and voila.