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This site is wodnerful, but I am sitll not sure. Hi I am 130 lbs, Chronic smoker, 2 joints in evening daily, pretty active, yoga and hiking, have a test coming soon, maybe a week or a little more. Stopped smoking today. Failed the urine test three weeks ago, job offer recinded. New job offer and have a pre-employment test for new job offer. I used the QCarb (puri clean) from GNC 45 bucks and it did not work. Read the Vales drinks do not work either. Do the pills work? In desperate need of passing test, need new job. Please advise. Has anyone used the pills. Once I used the tea and passed, but this was 8 years ago. I mean other than abstinence what can I DO. The test will be taken at a hospital. Plan to quit smoking for good in December.
All input welcome, but please only from those who have been in this situation and PASSED.