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sixty7droptop

Oh **** well it finally happened. PO called today Friday the 3rd and I got a test Monday the 6th. I am about 6'0 175 athletic build, decently fast metabolism. I have no clue what kind of tests I get, but I do know they are just dip tests and no lab. First he does a 2 pallete and then a 5 pallete dip test. Im not even sure if there is a temp strip on the cup. He gives me the cup I piss in it. Hand it to him and he dips it. Heavy smoker I guess you call me. I think my only chance at not violating for the 2nd time would be sub. I tried dilute my first time, I was pissing cold water, seriously, failed it. The room, no mirrors, one toilet, colored water, and then the door has a real small slide window, one of those old gangster hideout doors. My back is turned to the door when i piss. I was having doubts about the whole temp thing, where can i get a cheap thermo. I am prolly going to go strapped with a ziplock, condom, or 2oz poo bottle. The condom is my favored way of doing it. Strap it under my balls, keep a safety pin next to it and just pierce it when i need to. If i get someones piss over the weekend say on saturday with a test on monday how should i care for the piss. ive heard freezing and what not but how would i need to heat it up. I live 45-hour from the test center. i would like to be already strapped when i leave my house. Im going to have to get someone elses piss unles my head shop carries fake urine and i dont think they do. PLEASE any help, opinions or feedback is greatly appreciated.

 

YouLiveAndLearn

Ususally they supervise you while on probation when taking a UA. I'm not trying to lecture but after this test I seriously suggest you STOP smoking its a lot better than doing time. Just look at this way your tolerance will go way down and just think how much you'll enjoy that first smoke after a long time of abstaining.

sixty7droptop

not trying to be an asshole but its not like i dont know that i shouldnt be smoking. i dont need a mom, i have one already what i need is some pothead help not another one preaching to me. im just stressing it pretty hard. ive taken 2 tests before they dont watch closely. its not like i havent been through this, i have and now i need some help. thats all.

YouLiveAndLearn

Sorry you took that the wrong way. I'm just trying to help you out man because I myself am on probation and have been supervised everytime. You could try substitution but if you're caught you will obviously fail. Dilution still may be your best bet. Sorry if you took it the wrong way. Good Luck...

wanabvtec

But that is exactly what you are! and a damn stupid one!
Then why the hell would you smoke? It ain't addictive that you can't stop, all it takes is a little motivation! or common sense in you case!
Since apparently we are the only ones you open up to, it is our responsibility! to advice you!

QUIT SMOKING!!!! Stay out of jail, you got your whole life ahead of you to smoke like crazy!!!

I really hope you pass, and then a sincere pothead advice for you to concider, life is too short to risk wasting in jail buddyy!
If you take this the wrong way! I couldn't care less, becuase it is my resposibility to tell you the truth as it is!

G-Luck

 

melanotaenia

this thread has gone off topic, and the name calling MUST stop now or I will close this thread completely.

You have been warned.

Now back to the original questions.........

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sixty7droptop

wow. this is incredible. i wasnt asking for anyones advice. i was asking for help. i know i smoked, it was my choice to smoke, drop it. i know for sure my piss will not pass and im not putting the risk in a drink. i asked for help on substituting not for a speech or a breakdown of my posts. its not that hard to answer someones specific question. thats it just a little help people nothing too big.

YouLiveAndLearn

Read the Substitution Sticky above. It is very helpful and should give you all the information you need. After reading that thread if you have any further questions post them and we'll try our best to answer them. Once again sorry if you took it the wrong way. Good Luck....

wanabvtec

http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=26485

here ya go!

sixty7droptop

well i went and purchased a elmer glue bottle 4oz and some aquarium tubing. starting to sweat it now, its going to happen tommorrow. im thinking of the ole elmer method with some clean piss with a sock with the cut off pulled way up around my thigh and i can tuck the bottle in the band on my inner thigh to stay warm. i just grabbed the tubing, only a 1$ at wallyworld i figured what the hell might come in handy. so right now im testing my temp and times get that down to a science and i will try get my apparatus flowing and to start practicing with it. i still have another choice. i have some friends who have passed their dip test with a drink, i know i know supposedly to good to be true but not when it works 8 out of 8 times. sold at a small nutritional store. something like detox 200, not positive on the name. might do that for a backup or if i chicken out with the elmer method. someone holla at me, ill be up all night probably sweating it.