sixty7droptop

Oh **** well it finally happened. PO called today Friday the 3rd and I got a test Monday the 6th. I am about 6'0 175 athletic build, decently fast metabolism. I have no clue what kind of tests I get, but I do know they are just dip tests and no lab. First he does a 2 pallete and then a 5 pallete dip test. Im not even sure if there is a temp strip on the cup. He gives me the cup I piss in it. Hand it to him and he dips it. Heavy smoker I guess you call me. I think my only chance at not violating for the 2nd time would be sub. I tried dilute my first time, I was pissing cold water, seriously, failed it. The room, no mirrors, one toilet, colored water, and then the door has a real small slide window, one of those old gangster hideout doors. My back is turned to the door when i piss. I was having doubts about the whole temp thing, where can i get a cheap thermo. I am prolly going to go strapped with a ziplock, condom, or 2oz poo bottle. The condom is my favored way of doing it. Strap it under my balls, keep a safety pin next to it and just pierce it when i need to. If i get someones piss over the weekend say on saturday with a test on monday how should i care for the piss. ive heard freezing and what not but how would i need to heat it up. I live 45-hour from the test center. i would like to be already strapped when i leave my house. Im going to have to get someone elses piss unles my head shop carries fake urine and i dont think they do. PLEASE any help, opinions or feedback is greatly appreciated.

YouLiveAndLearn

Ususally they supervise you while on probation when taking a UA. I'm not trying to lecture but after this test I seriously suggest you STOP smoking its a lot better than doing time. Just look at this way your tolerance will go way down and just think how much you'll enjoy that first smoke after a long time of abstaining.

sixty7droptop

not trying to be an asshole but its not like i dont know that i shouldnt be smoking. i dont need a mom, i have one already what i need is some pothead help not another one preaching to me. im just stressing it pretty hard. ive taken 2 tests before they dont watch closely. its not like i havent been through this, i have and now i need some help. thats all.

YouLiveAndLearn

Sorry you took that the wrong way. I'm just trying to help you out man because I myself am on probation and have been supervised everytime. You could try substitution but if you're caught you will obviously fail. Dilution still may be your best bet. Sorry if you took it the wrong way. Good Luck...

wanabvtec

But that is exactly what you are! and a damn stupid one!
Then why the hell would you smoke? It ain't addictive that you can't stop, all it takes is a little motivation! or common sense in you case!
Since apparently we are the only ones you open up to, it is our responsibility! to advice you!

QUIT SMOKING!!!! Stay out of jail, you got your whole life ahead of you to smoke like crazy!!!

I really hope you pass, and then a sincere pothead advice for you to concider, life is too short to risk wasting in jail buddyy!
If you take this the wrong way! I couldn't care less, becuase it is my resposibility to tell you the truth as it is!

G-Luck

melanotaenia

this thread has gone off topic, and the name calling MUST stop now or I will close this thread completely.

You have been warned.

Now back to the original questions.........

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sixty7droptop

wow. this is incredible. i wasnt asking for anyones advice. i was asking for help. i know i smoked, it was my choice to smoke, drop it. i know for sure my piss will not pass and im not putting the risk in a drink. i asked for help on substituting not for a speech or a breakdown of my posts. its not that hard to answer someones specific question. thats it just a little help people nothing too big.

MidlClasToker

sup man the way i do it is a gelatin liquid that you buy from your local supermarket called sur_jell matter of fact i just drank a pitcher for a job tomorrow morning if all you have is marijuana in your system take the sur_jell mix it with not quite a whole kool aid pitcher chug and begin drinking water do this the night before then get a bottle of visine(probably one laying around hehe) and fill with bleach put it in your draws or wherever they can't c u get 2 it do the sur jell again the morning of the test take the visine bottle of bleach with u and put 3_4 drops in the bottom of the cup and fill it up pretty good during all this continue to constantly drink water it has worked for me 6-7 times for jobs and probation good luck

Mishiro

Uhhh, how long does it take to analyze the urine? Well, I hope you're okay.

Ashamedly, I once drank a glass of water with just a bit of bleach in it on the day of a drug test and passed it three or four days after smoking heavily. But if just dropping some in works, well, screw drinking bleach! I also drank tons of water in the days preceding and including the test, but I don't know how much that helps anyway.

ceej7403

You drank bleach?