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Alright Check it out. Ive been on probation for the past 2 years and last friday, the 4th, I smoked about 8 or 9 bowls maybe with roughly 10 people giving me about 9 hits. Im 6' 0 200 lbs and pretty active. I Thought I was off probation sunday but it seems they want one more drug screen before I can get off. Ive avoided A screen since then and it is Wed. The 8th now. I am most likely going to be forced into a test tomorrow. For the past 5 days(before I came upon your forum) Ive been taking a great about of Different over the counter (mythical) remedies. Ive probably Damaged my liver for a long while but I dont need 10 years of extended probation. Ive taken probably about 150 500 mg Niacin since fri including 20 on fri. I dont even feel the burn anymore and now with the jumble of the different things and ammounts Ive taken I feel High as **** - blown out of my mind here. Anyways - thats not the point. Ive been taking large ammounts of aspirin and bleach with water (10 8 ounce glasses a day) and Im not sure if I can get out of this. Ive considered Substitution but I need some Serious pointers.

Here is what i suggest to do.

Fill a condom with clean Urine and tape it to my leg. Claim that I barely have anything in me and only release a small amount - so that it cant tip off temp either way (Ive given extremely small amounts before to their Aproval). In case they dont buy it and have me Retest some period of time later I will have dried bleach on my fingertips and dipped them in the urine after having deluded and using aspirin and EVERYTHING else that I have taken - does anyone Suppose I Have a chance to pass?