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bonzroller

I have smoked 2-3 bowls a day for the past 3months, i have a test on jan 26. That leaves me 12 day from this post to stress the f out. i have dilluted in the past and has worked. After reading other posts the best advice probably is to to get some home tests and expeiriment. I was wondering if there is a chance i can get by this test for i really need this job. your inquiry would help ease my stress. Any ideas?

 

OnProbation

Dilution has always worked for me, except I dont use it to get a job, i use it to pass UA's for probation. After about 5-6 times of giving them clear as all hell uriine, they get kidna suspicious. For a job, this wont be the case though. Here is what i do for it to work.
Say your test is at 4:00 in the afternoon as an example.

1. Wake up around before noonish i would suggest. Take a leak as soon as you get up, might help to drink a liter of water or so before going to bed.

2. I dont eat all day untill the test, not sure if it helps any but i figure why chance it.

3. Around 1:00 start drinking water. Find something for you to do like play computer or watch TV or something to keep your mind off drinking water. between 1:00 and your UA i would suggest pissing around 15-20 times.

4. I drink anywhere from 2-4 gallons of water between the test. Im a Male thats 6ft tall and 165~ pounds. Dont exercise, and don't eat to well. But i try to stay awy from any soda pop for as long as possible before the test date. I would say dont drink pop or anything loaded with sugar thats like pop for about a week before test, stick with water and coffee or gatorade or something. I just say coffee because it helps you urinate alot.

5. If you got 12 days untill test. I would start taking 1000mg of niacin a day for about 6 days. I wouldent use the No Flush stuff, and the Tiem released doesnt seem to work as well for me. I dont notice the effects, doesnt mean its not working though. I would go out and buy a 50ct bottle of niacin thats 100mg a pill or 250mg a pill or 500mg a pill, either way take 1000mg of those a day for about 5 days.

6. Another thing is, you got 12 days, Take Stacker 2 for the next 10 days, eat salads, and nothing with alot of sugar or fat, like Fast Food. I have a friend that went from 215lbs to 170lbs in about a month from taking stacker 2 and eating healthier, didnt require exercising or anything.

7. Ok back to the Flushing. Around the time of the UA, you need to of taken around 15-20 Pee's(i said this already but to refesh memory ))
Your piss will be really really clear.

On your drive there grab a bottled water and drink about 1-2 of em before you get to your UA. Its going to be hard to not wet yourself in the car if its to far of a trip lol.

This has worked for me in the past, and the strips that i receive are tested for Coke, Meth and TCH only, and Test to make sure its really urine. you should be all clear. Now keep in mind this way doesnt work if they test for dilluting. They dont check to see if you have been trying to drink alot of water to pass where im from. But they might at your job. I would take a look at s2's explanation of Dilltuion and Asprin, looks like it would work great, and you got plenty of time to experiment.
Link: http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=19579

Thats about all i can say for you, substition may work if you know a friend who can piss clean for you, or you can buy the synthetic urine off the net, but friends are free . Im watching from about 3 feet behind and putting anything in the urine is nearly impossible. I'm usually patted down, waist down and between the legs. Thats about all i can say for you. good luck tho, ive got one comming up soon. So maby we can compare results

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bonzroller

thankis for the reply, and the advice. I think i have a good idea now how to beat this. But im not exactly sure what niacin is and where to get it? probably at the store huh? My test is at 11am. The night before i"ll start with some aspirin b4 bed and in the am and 1hour before test, amist all the saltwater and gatorade i can drink. I'll maintain high proteins no fats and try to excercise without dropping dead. I'm 6'0 220, average meatobolism but i don't think that will matter at this point. I work in a lab and i hope i think i can confide someone to give me some insight to the testing. I will pass this on to yall if its worthy. can u take multi vitamins w/ b12 in them, to make the pee yellow? well, i got fat sac siitn here and i can't wait for this to be done. For you my friend, i wish ya best of luck. I have a friend who's on probat and he can get by smokin a blunt once a week, not sure how often he's tested , but this is what he says, he seems to have a routine. well if anything atleast i'll lose the 20 pounds i've stored for the winter.
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YouLiveAndLearn

If this is a pre-emp test and you only have 12 days clean why not just use Substitution. If you have the opportunity to do it, it's ususally the best way to go. Good Luck...

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