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StealMyFluids

I have taken probably over 40-50 homedrug tests, and i can pass these tests easily, i recently passed my probation test with only 2 days clean.
All i really do is just drink about 1-2 gallons and pee about 10 times CLEAR, before i attempt to pee for my po.

Also the athometests, if it is really really faint, it doesnt not make a difference, because i had a slight to nonexistent line and i went in to my PO and passed with very solid lines.

I smoke so much grass, and very good quality at that. So why is it that i can pass these tests so easily? is it because im really tall and skinny and have a fast metabolism, or can anyone pass these tests if they dont test for specific gravity?

 

stonedbass

how often did you smoke before you quit for those two days???

this is interesting to me because i soon will have to deal with probation, and sure as hell would like to smoke until two days before the test...

YouLiveAndLearn

You are able to pass because you drink so much damn water before the test and they don't check the specific gravity nor the creatine levels of your urine therefore they do not flag you for dilution. A chronic smoker could pass any UA if he was able to drink unlimited amounts of liquid w/o being checked for SG or Creatine. Your urine is probably almost pure water. Good Luck with the rest of probation but be careful they can and will random you...

Big Dre

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YouLiveAndLearn

Don't risk it man. Do what they say and get off as soon as possible. It isn't worth jail time. Most probation officers are smarter than StealMyFluids' and will check such things as creatine and specific gravity or will at least notice incredibly clear urine on every UA you give. Good Luck with probation...

Big Dre

StealMyFluids

youliveandlearn-
" Most probation officers are smarter than StealMyFluids'"


You are wrong, i tested the waters before i was able to make this possible.
I knew after being tested the first time and again that they do not test for creatinin and SG, because of this knowledge i am able to avoid failing.

So no they are not smarter than StealMyFluids, i am the master of the world.
You will bow down to me.

 

stonedbass

yah..very true...probation will suck but what im thinking is smoke for maybe the week or two after my monthly test...keep it clean for the rest and use aspirin dillution..iwould be sure to keep my creatine levels up and whatnot...but i will first go through the early months clean to see if they will be random-ing me...

your PO kicks ass stealmyfluids

StealMyFluids

If you do not know if they test for SG and creatinin thats a different story.

stonedbass

i think what he was tryng to say is that your P.O. (who does not check for for creatine and SG) is slow, stupid or lazy or all of the above...


by the way, how did you know that your PO was not testing for these things (creatine and SG)??

YouLiveAndLearn

Please read it closer I meant that MOST Probation Officers are smarter than YOUR Probation Officer. If I were you I'd take advantage of the situation also but you are a rare exception. You pass because your urine is probably near pure water and your able to get by doing this because they do not check for SG or Creatine levels.

Wizard1

Most probation officers will use an emmit test, if you pass, they tell you to flush it, and see you next month... That's how it's done in Florida. They can test 100 people a day, (and sometimes they do) without spending the gobs of money it would cost the state to send all these people to the labs where they test for SG, creatine levels etc. If you fail the emmit it then gets sent to the lab, and they test for EVERYTHING. It would be very costly for the state to test all these people at say, Quest. Keep in mind, most people do not research this issue and are not cognizent with dilution methods and such. That is why 80% of the questions on this site are...."will I pass" or "how can I pass". I don't even think many probation officers are aware that diluting ones urine can produce negative test results. But, it's probably just a matter of time. In my experience, if you report to your PO on time, pay your money, don't get in any legal trouble, and pass the dip stick test, basically show that you respect the "system", things go pretty smoothly.
But, perhaps other states have contracts with the drug testing Labs that test for the forementioned specifics.