brooklynyte

Ok, so I posted about gettin a piss test 4 days after smoking. for the 2 weeks before I smoked only 1 dime bag, just taking 2 or 3 hits a night before sleep. Liveandlearn helped me out a little but before I read the test I bought Megaclean. About me: 6'1", 140lbs solid, so basically no body fat. Smoked almost every day for around 2 or 3 weeks, but inn that period I smoked a max of 2 dime bags. I have an extremely high metabolism and cant gain weight if I tried. I amsupposed to take a pre-emp piss test on Monday. I am trying to get it postponed until next monday. So basically I would have 4 clean days under my belt if I took the test monday. Oh yeah, my brother works for the company and he got tested about 13 years ago and he said the guy actually held the cup for him so I'm guessing its still supervised. I have read the sticky on this subject but my nerves are really shot. If I even had an inkling of knowledge that I was gonna get this job I wouldnt have smoked. This will be my career and since I have family working there I will get more money per hour than a walk-in applicant. I understand that buying megaclean is a waste of money but at this point, if it helps I dont mind and it has a money back guarantee.

Questions:

1. Is it possible to pass with only 4 clean days?

2: I understand Megaclean is a waste of money but will it be detected? Meaning will they see that I tried to fool them? (I will list the ingredients below.)

3. What exact method should I use since substitution is out of the question?

4. Will it make a big difference if I had an extra 6 days clean before the test, if I get it postponed, I would take the test a total of 10 days from the last time I smoked.

5. Should I take aspirin/creatine.

6. Am I to understand that its ok if its diluted as long as I have enough creatine in my system and take B-2 for color and it would pass?

5. Is there any way I could repay you people for helping me out? Everyone here is real helpful and I understand that its bothersome to be asked the same questions over and over but I really cant even think straight. To be dead honest, as God as my witness...my father may have cancer and my mother has had cancer already but was cured but still cant work, so this is my last opportunity to be able to help them out, I am 21 by the way. I should have been smarter and just not smoked but I didnt know. I had no idea.

Like I said, please help me out and be truthful, I will help anyone I could in any way I could. The fu*ked up thing is that I got the news that I had to take a piss test the same day that I found out my father may have cancer...and NO, this isnt a sob story and I'm not trying to make anyone pity me. I just really need this job and figured I would give you a little info and vent a little at the same time. I am one of those paranoid people and I always think of the worst possible outcome and even my brother may lose respect in his workplace and I dnt want that. Please, Please reply. Thank You all.



Ingredients in megaclean (BTW 65 dollars with tax):
Actually heres the product page, they say it takes effect in an hour and lasts for 5 but is best at 3. http://www.bdtzone.com/products/carbo.asp

brooklynyte

I just read up a little more and found out that mega clean also contains 1060mg of creatine and 25mg of Vit. B-2, but still would please like to know what EVERYONES opinions are on what I should do. Just keep in mind this is alif-changing test here.

Cownose

You can repay us by keeping up the good fight to legalize marijuana, even if that just meens to still smoke. :P Unfortunately I can only really answere one question, and that no megaclean will leave no detectable trace.

brooklynyte

well, you dont have to ask me twice to keep smoking, but just not until I pass this test lol. Thank you for that info though, can anyone else help answer the rest?? I've been reading the S2 post for over 1.5 hours now but still have those questions. Thanks.

Bodhi36

If you can get the test postponed DO IT- 10 days will give you a much much better chance of being clean. I would say with your metabolism it is possible that you'd be clean after 4 days but unlikely and with all you have riding on this I don't think you should chance it- so do whatever you can to postpone it. also - if your sample is dilute it sounds that they just make you take the test again which gives you at least one more day to be clean so aside from the hassle of going through it again that's no big deal. A dilute test is NOT a dirty test. But from these threads it sounds like with the creatine, etc it tends to not get flagged. I would say yes on the aspirin- it just gives you another edge. I think the method you should use- since you already bought the megaclean is to follow it's directions. Increase your water intake for a few days before the test (Some will disagree on this- but I believe in it) Oh- and get a home test from the drug store and see how you test the day before- they are very accurate and will give you peace of mind. if you can afford it you can get more than one and test early.
Oh and man I am really sorry about your Father. I wish you and your family all the best. Stay strong and love eachother.
Bodhi

brooklynyte

Thanks alot, I'm going to take your advice but from what I am hearing, most people who have to take a pre employment test are not supervised, I really hope this is the case because I have plenty of clean urine that I could get from 2 diferent sources. So tell me if this sounds good overall.

I plan to take the substitutuion with me in my tighty whities, with the whole 9 yard about the temperature and everything.

And if it happens to be supevised I will be prepared by having drank the megaclean (also has creatine and B-2 in it), water, aspirin, rolaids, and gatorade.

So either way I really hope I pass, thank you eveyrone for helpin a nutcase like me out. Peace.

sinwisher

Very sorry to hear about your father man, best of wishes to all of you. Sounds like you have a very good plan, just passed the other day with subsitution...I used synthetic, quickfix...cost me 30 bucks from the local head shop. Best to be prepared. You probably won't get supervised so the sub method should work. I will say though, that even when you know you're clean, pissing in front of someone else is very difficult. When I first joined the USAF, took me an hour to finally piss in the cub with the Dr. staring straight at my junk, this poor kid had to come back cause he couldn't do it. He must've drank 40 cups of water that day and you could tell he had to go, but he just couldn't do it. As soon as the Dr. left the bathroom he went. Anyways, g'luck w/ the test, I think you'll be alright and we'll be praying for your father and family.

brooklynyte

Thank you I appreciate it. Well, I finally found a 2oz bottle and my friend has clean urine so I hope its unsupervised but just in case I'm gonna do the substitution routine. My brother currently works for the company that I'm applying for and when he did the test it was supervised....but that was 13 years ago so I hope it isnt anymore. Now my main problem is money lol, I need to buy a thermometer and some creatine but I have some good friends that I could borrow money from, I already borrowed 70 for that megaclean now I need to borrow a little more from someone else so I really hope I get this job but I'm trying to keep my spirits high and putting it all in God's hands (with some help from this forum lol). Until then all your prayers are truely appreciated. Thank you all.

Bodhi36

I'm betting you will NOT be supervised. Good Luck- hey didn't you say the megaclean had creatine in it? I wouldn't think you'd have to buy any more. I'll be praying for you too- I think you'll do fine w/ the subbing. Let us know.

brooklynyte

Thank you you guys f'in rock, I swear if I had a way I would have a smoke party for everyone here. It does have creatine but N2 says it takes 24-48 hours to metabolize so I'm going on that, I posted in a new thread asking about it. I had a big ol container of creatine but it expired 1/04 so I threw it out, but if someone says its ok I'll take it out of the trash lol. I hope its not supervised, the company I'm going to work for is a low level job but at an associate luxury car dealership body shop, meaning its not owned by the company itself but has the liscenses to call its self a dealership shop. Once again thank you, if theres anything you need or if anyone ever comes to Brooklyn, I'll take care of ya.