Go Back   Marijuana.com > Drug Testing > Urine Testing
Register FAQ Gaming VB Image Host Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-24-2005, 03:57 AM   #1
hosszzz
New Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2
Grams: 667.90
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
hosszzz has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default I'm substituting. Check me to make sure I don't miss anything!

Alright guys. I've been pretty nervous since I found out I'm going to be taking a pre-employment drug screen soon. I'll provide as many details as possible. I'm testing for an internship at a major investment firm in Los Angeles. Being a college student, its only normal that I smoke a little herb here and there. Regardless, I went and bought one of those detox drinks, but just can't trust it, and have decided on subsitution.

The test is at Quest Diagnostics and is a SAP 10-50/2000 W/NIT test.

I went out and bought a cheap thermometer from Rite Aid and a hand sanitizer bottle to crotch. I intend on wearing a pair of "tighty whities" with a hand warmer underneathe to keep everything warm. I'm currently running temperature trials (even as I write this!) and I'm going to make sure I'm confident in maintaining a certain temperature as I go in. Now, my questions lie in who I ask to pee for me. Now, from what I've read you guys say there is no way to tell gender in these tests. I intend on asking a girlfriend of mine to pee for me, but she is assuring me that they test for gender in these types of things. I told her no, but I just need another confirmation on that.

Also, the bottle I brought holds what it says on the bottle as "59ml", do I need to find a bigger bottle than this or am I going to be safe if I top it off.

Last but not least, the actual delivery. What do you guys suggest as the best way to do it. I read someone who just uses both hands and pees into the toilet at the same time. Do you guys recommend making the dump first, and then peeing or what? Let me know what has caused you guys all the least amount of stress.

Thanks again to all of you, the information on this website has been like a beacon of light in this sick little world of drug testing.

Keep blazing, peace.
hosszzz is offline Award hosszzz Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 01-24-2005, 11:48 AM   #2
YouLiveAndLearn
Sr. Member
 
YouLiveAndLearn's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 640
Grams: 2,876.15
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
YouLiveAndLearn has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Quote:
Now, from what I've read you guys say there is no way to tell gender in these tests. I intend on asking a girlfriend of mine to pee for me, but she is assuring me that they test for gender in these types of things. I told her no, but I just need another confirmation on that.
As long as that female is NOT pregnant than yes you can use another gender's urine.

Quote:
Last but not least, the actual delivery. What do you guys suggest as the best way to do it. I read someone who just uses both hands and pees into the toilet at the same time. Do you guys recommend making the dump first, and then peeing or what? Let me know what has caused you guys all the least amount of stress.
This is your friend...http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=26485

Good Luck...

Big Dre
__________________
Last Smoke: 9/8/05 6:45pm
Days Clean: 0
Days Left on Probation: F*ck Probation
Drug Tests Passed: 4

^I'm FREEEEE!!!!^
YouLiveAndLearn is offline Award YouLiveAndLearn Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2005, 04:20 PM   #3
hosszzz
New Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2
Grams: 667.90
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
hosszzz has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default Type of Testing Location

The type of testing location I'm going to is called:

"EMSI-Los Angeles (DRUG TESTING ONLY-Preferred 3rd party)"

Is there anything additional I should expect from a Drug Testing only facility? Are they going to supervise me while I test? Or is it the same scenario at all Quest facilities? Please, let me know.
hosszzz is offline Award hosszzz Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2005, 04:25 PM   #4
YouLiveAndLearn
Sr. Member
 
YouLiveAndLearn's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 640
Grams: 2,876.15
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
YouLiveAndLearn has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

I still have yet to hear of anyone being observed for a Pre-Employment UA. Is it possible? Probably but since joining these forums and frequently checking them I haven't heard of one person being observed. Good Luck...
YouLiveAndLearn is offline Award YouLiveAndLearn Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2005, 03:12 AM   #5
earthangl
New Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 11
Grams: 667.75
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
earthangl has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

This may ease your mind a little.... I called quest today to make my appointment, (MY form also says drug testing - 3rd party, same as yours). Anyway, I asked for an appointment for Friday and the lady that answered the phone said that the woman that is in charge of the test is out on Friday so I had to make it for Monday. I take that as only 1 person is doing this type of testing and would probably not leave the area unattended to follow you. I've read alot of the posts here and I haven't heard of anyone from quest going in and watching you. Also. I told her that I have the flu (which I actually do) and would any medicine cause my test to err. She asked me what type, I said OTC and she said no. BUT , I have read on here that decongestants give a false positive so who knows. I'm not going to take any just in case!
earthangl is offline Award earthangl Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 01-26-2005, 03:32 AM   #6
goodcitizen
New Member
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 14
Grams: 670.17
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
goodcitizen has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Wink Quest testing

I just took a Quest test today at one of the third party test sites too. I had to make an appointment, fill out a form, and show photo ID. Then they asked me to leave my purse behind (I am a female) and the male who was certified to do the testing led me to a bathroom. The tank lid was taped down and he waiting outside the door for me but did not observe me. I then did my thing and handed him the container. He took it from me and went into another area where he spilt the sample and took the temp. I had passed two home tests today and been clean 27 days so I really hope to pass and will post the results for you all when I know them. Thanks to all the cool people on this site and good luck to all you cool people out there.
goodcitizen is offline Award goodcitizen Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

New To Site? Need Help?

All times are GMT. The time now is 01:31 AM.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52