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Alright guys. I've been pretty nervous since I found out I'm going to be taking a pre-employment drug screen soon. I'll provide as many details as possible. I'm testing for an internship at a major investment firm in Los Angeles. Being a college student, its only normal that I smoke a little herb here and there. Regardless, I went and bought one of those detox drinks, but just can't trust it, and have decided on subsitution.

The test is at Quest Diagnostics and is a SAP 10-50/2000 W/NIT test.

I went out and bought a cheap thermometer from Rite Aid and a hand sanitizer bottle to crotch. I intend on wearing a pair of "tighty whities" with a hand warmer underneathe to keep everything warm. I'm currently running temperature trials (even as I write this!) and I'm going to make sure I'm confident in maintaining a certain temperature as I go in. Now, my questions lie in who I ask to pee for me. Now, from what I've read you guys say there is no way to tell gender in these tests. I intend on asking a girlfriend of mine to pee for me, but she is assuring me that they test for gender in these types of things. I told her no, but I just need another confirmation on that.

Also, the bottle I brought holds what it says on the bottle as "59ml", do I need to find a bigger bottle than this or am I going to be safe if I top it off.

Last but not least, the actual delivery. What do you guys suggest as the best way to do it. I read someone who just uses both hands and pees into the toilet at the same time. Do you guys recommend making the dump first, and then peeing or what? Let me know what has caused you guys all the least amount of stress.

Thanks again to all of you, the information on this website has been like a beacon of light in this sick little world of drug testing.

Keep blazing, peace.