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DJ SMOKE

Alright heres the deal... i am on felony probation...and i am quite sure ill have to piss the next time i go in(which is wed the 26th)...I stopped smoking back in july but started back for about a month in december(from dec 20th to jan 16th)...i was supposed to go on the 20th of jan...i gave myself a home test and i was still dirty after drinking a gallon of herbal cleanse and a gallon of water w/ 2 packs of certo in it...so i called my po and told him i would not be able to make it because i had the flu!!!!....he reschedueled me for the 26th and i am nervous as hell...i am 5'9 and weigh about 190 pounds...i havent worked out in a while but i would say my metabolism is normal...i have been drinking the regular amount of water a day...and thats about it now that it is crunch time i need to know what to do!!!!...substitution is not an option because he watches me...anyone have any suggestions?.....and also since i told him i had the flu i was wondering would antibiotics throw the test off?...my test dont get sent to the lab...he drops the piss on a little thing and the lines show up i already have vit b at home so i know how to add color to my piss...WHAT SHOULD I DO?????..WHATS THE BEST OPTION?

 

YouLiveAndLearn

Your best and only option would be to use S2's Dilution Method which I'll link below. Good Luck...

http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=19579

Big Dre

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DJ SMOKE

Alright Do I Need To Take The Rolaids?...they Are Not Testing My Creatine Levels...what Exactly Does The Asprin Do?...does Anyone Know Of A Good Brand Of Asprin To Take?...what About My Idea To Tell Him Im On Antibiotics(just In Case I Come Up Positive)and Thats Why The Line Didnt Show? Help!!!!!!!

YouLiveAndLearn

Aspirin causes a false negative for the THC metabolites.

Rolaids will help keep your SG or Specific Gravity up thus preventing you from having a diluted sample.

You say he won't test for Creatine? Does that mean he administers the test right in front of you with a good ole' fashion dip stick test?

Big Dre

Wizard1

That is the way most probation tests are done.... Fail that, and it gets sent to the lab...Typically, SG, and creatine levels are not tested.

 

ChinaBlue

when I was on probation I took like six niacin a night for a couple of nights before the test and I was always clean.

Wizard1

From my research, it would seem that niacin does have some effect of detoxing the body. Not sure if it will help pass a urine test. Theoretically it should help, but, I don't think has an effect in the short term. That is of course just my opinion.

DJ SMOKE

yeah the probation test are done right in front of me and i get the results immediatley...it will be 10 days w/o smoking on the 26th...i have 2 home drug test...and a plan....i was thinking about testing myself tonight to see whats really going on...i plan to stay up all night and drink some "detox" tea...in the morning i am going to start the dilution method as listed on this website...just to be safe i was thinking about taking some "stat" pills from the local headshop...they also carry a drink that is formulated for people over 200lbs or people with a very high toxin level...hell i even heard of dipping your finger in some bleach and swirling it around in a cup of water...after all that i should be able to pass the "dipstick" test.......RIGHT?

killavanilla

That's why most people would advise you not to od on it.
Some of the symptoms include blurred vision, burining sensations, tingling sensations, rash, diabetes like symptoms, irritable bowls etc. I'm sure some of us that took a lot of niacin can report that they didn't feel good for a few days after...
Be VERY careful. Why try to o.d. niacin? If you take 500 mcg of b12, one tab of the generic supplement I bought, it is 8333% of the RDA. That is no typo. Take one of those a day for a few days, and you will be peeing neon yellow. Try it.
Overdosing on niacin (B3) can make you very, very ill. You can be sure that a trained technician will notice that you have a rash, can't stop sweating, have reddened skin etc. and will probably note that on the test forms.
Be careful. Is it worth getting sick for 3-4 days to pass a test?
Try taking a 500 mcg vitamin supplement before you go crazy with the dosage. If you don't pee neon yellow the day after taking one, take two. That should be plenty.
Good luck, be careful, and let us know!