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Old 01-25-2005, 07:19 PM   #1
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I'll spare you the double talk you might be getting on this panel, although a lot of these fellows are giving legit info. If you perchance wish to command a DT, I would like to confirm a product that I have used that works: Omni Cleansing Drink by Puriclean; it's one of the most fast-acting and most affordable (25$ at Vitamin World, more on their web site ironically).
You can have partaken in the herbal muse even the day before; this acts as a temporary 'shield' from specimen scanners and affords you a window of time of 7 or so hours. Instructions are simple and clear, but here they are again:
1) Drink lots of water leading up to the UA
2) On the day of, do not eat anything for up to 3 hours before the UA, in that 3-hour window, also drink lots of water and drink one of these bottles (1 Liter). Shortly after, drink more water (nalgenes work best and fulfil the 32 oz recommended water amount on the bottle). Urinate AT LEAST twice before going in for the UA, drink up to the actual event, your urine will be a golden, healthy yellow even though it is very diluted technically (low on metabolites). Take a deep breath, have confidence, and come home with a Negative Test Result. Even the most high-tech scanners will not be able to beat this invincible 'shield.' Note: I recommend this only for standard UA's (pre-employment, random, etc.) not for the unfortunate lot of us who are on probation.
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:44 PM   #2
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This drink is just like any other magic potion. It works on the principle of dilution. The same results can be obtained by using methods on this website that cost next to nothing.

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your urine will be a golden, healthy yellow even though it is very diluted technically (low on metabolites).
This sounds like a lot of dilution plus a heavy dose of B-vitamin complex. Why waste $25 when water is free and a couple of vitamin pills will cost you $0.20?
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Sounds an awful lot like an advertisement.

Have you even read this forum (where we may be "doubletalking")? Or is it just part of your spiel?
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