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VapeDaKine

I've tried this a couple times and I finally found a way to use just aspirin to pass my ebay test kits($30 for 10). I used rite aid 325mg safety coated aspirin.

My info: I'm 26, 5'10", 140LBS, very fast metabolism, I've smoked a few vape hits probably 25 out of the last 30 days and smoked yesterday. I tried aspirin on Monday, passed once and failed once.

Today I tried again thinking the aspirin moves through your system faster than I had thought. I did this on an empty stomach. I took a piss when I started this.

6:37pm-Took 4 aspirin and a couple sips of water, maybe 4oz.

I drank a little water in this half hour and more as I got closer to test time since I didnt really feel like I had to piss. I probably drank another 8oz in this time.

7:08pm-Took test and passed. This time the line on the thc test was darker than I have seen it in my previous 4 tests. It was not as dark as the opiate test line but was definately a complete and solid line.

7:24pm-Took another test and passed with the same results as the previous test.

So theres a decent sized window where you should be able to pass but if you've got the time and a few bucks, get some tests and try it out. It might move through your system faster/slower than mine.

Dilution works but I couldnt easily get my salinity up. I have really been trying to cut back on my salt intake so I dont think I could take 2 tablespoons per quart of liquid. With aspirin, all my other stats should be cool I hope. I dont have any of the creatine/ph/salinity combo tests so I dont know if the aspirin affects those as well. Maybe I can get S2 to try just aspirin and see what happens. Anyways, good luck to everyone whos at the mercy of the bladder cops.

 

Highanxiety

Yesterday I tried this and failed.

I had already taken 2 aspirin during the day as I was trying to build up per another post, (taking 8 aspirin in 2 hours did a number on my stomach), so I only took an additional 3. I waited 45 minutes as it looked like that was the mean time and no-go.
I have only been clean for 11-12 days so that may have played a part. And perhaps I should have diluted more as I only drank about 12 ounces of gatorade in the wait.
Hey, everyday that goes by gets my system a little cleaner and everyday I can put between me and the pre-emp test(s) can only help!
As I have tried the Aspirin-Dilution method and passed with a faint line so I do have some confidence of passing a test, I just want to find a way that a.) doesn't make me pee my pants on the way there, and b.) doesn't make me feel like i have an alien in my gut

Gonna have to keep practicing I guess.

VapeDaKine

I would say try again and do not dilute. The first time I tired I took the aspirin an hour before the test and maybe passed with a faint line, I think most of the aspirin was out of my system all ready. IME, most pills start absorbing in about 20-30 minutes, so I tried the test after that amount of time and got a more conclusive result. Every body is different too but I assure you, this DID work for me twice. I hopefully have a pre-employment test coming up and I have no option but to pass if they make me an offer.

Please try again and dont drink a lot of water. I took 4 aspirin and didnt have tons of water to dilute it in my stomach. The 4 aspirin didnt make me feel sick either, that is why I was trying to see if it would work with less than 8. If you are a bigger, slower metabolism than me, it might take a little longer for the aspirin to hit your piss. I also did this on an empty stomach so it went through me fast.

S2

I never got an upset tummy form the aspirin but my ears were sure ringing! Obvioulsy consuming all that aspirirn and salt and stuff isnt real good for you, but, for me doing it once when a test is very important is no big deal-- if you ahve ANY health issues that larger quantities of salt or aspirin may exacerbate, DONT DO IT!

Highanxiety

I don't have any health issues, it is just that I NEVER take any kind of medication, even over the counter. I never get headaches and have never even had heartburn; call me lucky I guess.

I think it is because of this that I had such a reaction and the more often I take aspirin the less it will effect me-I hope. I have been taking a couple aspirin every day now and don't have that feeling in my tummy so much any more so it seems to be working.

After years of nothing in my system but THC I think 8 aspirin in 2 hours would probably have some kind of adverse affect.

Just gonna keep trying!

 

VapeDaKine

I was worried too about it making me feel sick. These are supposedly 'safety coated' but I dont know if it really helps. I know taking 1 multi vitamin on an empty stomach makes me want to yack but 4 aspirin was ok for me. I think the key is to take enough at once, 4 seemed to work, and time it perfectly so you piss it all out at the same time into the test cup. Keep trying mang but try with less than 8 since it worked for me. Good luck!