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BHG

Greetings to all and to all a good greeting. I'm new to the site but love the info - so without further ado I'll get right to it; I have a UA coming up. It's to be at my discretion but must be within the time-frame of next week. Obviously I'll try my best to put it off till thursday or friday - yes I'm aware that time is my friend in these instances - but in case I can't here's the low-down. I used to smoke ALL the time ie. just like the WWII soldiers used to say smoke em if you got em, that was my mantra, if I had it I smoked it, and I always had it. Well life was like that till about nine months ago when my guy moved away and it all stopped cold turkey (funny how things can happen like that) Well around Christmas I "acquired" a quarter bag and proceeded in finishing it off - which took about a week. And then nothing until three weeks ago when I scored a ½ oz for a shin-dig at my place that was to take place the next week (last week) It took me and some party participants those two weeks to polish off that bag. Now - to put it in perspective, I smoked pretty regular for about ten years then nothing for nine months then one little bag in one little week in Dec, then nothing, and then another halfer which depleted in two weeks time and then nothing for nine days which brings us right up to present. So in my usual long winded fashion what I'm asking is what are the chances of a clean pee for a rat bastard like myself? Like I said I might be able to stretch this thing out to about ten or twelve days clean - in addition to the fact that I haven't really smoked but less than a ounce in the past year - albiet rather recently I know.

What's my chances and if slim what can I do to better the odds and no I won't be substituting (that just is not an option for me right now)


Your new friend and lover,
BHG

PS I'm about 6'3" and 270lbs. Not a fat ass but not Mr. Universe either - just a blue collar working stiff. Which means I only move fast when chased by people/things bigger than myself ie not a high metabolizer to be sure.

 

Locutus

your chances of passing are pretty poor unless you dilute or substitute. why do you say substitution isn't an option, is it because you don't have a clean donor handy and haven't seen the good deals you can get on synthetics, or will they be watching you? is this test for probation or a job? you can get some home thc tests and pretest yourself, start taking creatine supplements and practice the aspirin-gatorade-vitamin B2 dilution method in the sticky thread and see if it works for you in advance of your test, leaving yourself enough time to order up some synthetic iin case the dilution doesn't work for you. good luck

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BHG

Well the reason a substitution is not an option is because it hasn't been called an actual drug test. My company is requiring that we all go in for a respitory test and one of the other employees has said that when he went down to do it that he was pissed as well. Now this could be to look at a host of other things other than drug screening ie liver function kidney function etc. I would hate to go synth and get popped because the test would show nothing about my liver kidneys etc. You see my dilemma? I do plan on diluting and aspining and all that but I want to know what the chances would be that in case they are also looking for drugs that I would come up clean. Also the other employee I spoke of (who is a smoker) said he bleached his finger and swirled it in the cup after he did the deed - I personally never believed that did anything to fool the tests but what is ya'lls opinion on this? Have you ever heard of this "method"?

BHG

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Burninbrooke

If you're not worried about your liver and kidneys then why do you care if they test somebody elses urine? Urine's, urine right? So they should be able to get the info they need from any old piss

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BHG

Yeah but is anybody really sure about how synth works outside of the drug testing arena? I mean synth might be just fine when the only test used is one to detect drugs, but what about other tests that are totally unrelated to drug testing? I personally don't want to risk it on that level - dilution is what I'm leaning towards, and want to know the chances of a clean bill of health so to speak given the above info on my usage and down-time.

Burninbrooke

Dude piss is piss, the only descriminating factor would be sex, and if I remember right only when the female is preggo. Any pros here have advice I'm not really the person to be offering. Just seems common sense to me.

monoman

Hey dude,
Here's the gauranteed way to pass yer test. Did I spell gaurantee right back there? Also... yer? But enough introspection, heres the dealio. ONE CAPFUL clorox bleach to ONE GALLON jug of water, followed by as much water as you can force down yer(?again,I say?)yap right up untill show time. DO NOT USE CONCENTRATED BLEACH... REGULAR OLD CLOROX. Start the morning of the test and try to finish the gallon of poison,er, water as quickly as you can, it will not taste good, but it works. As far as being safe goes, my ex told me about this method and she has a masters in chemistry(*****). She assured me that it is perfectly safe, although it does taste like death. I can personally attest to this method as it has worked for me in the past on several occassions... once with as little as two days window time. Shirley... I'm not an expert in the field by any means, I can just tell you what has worked for me... and yes, I did.

Locutus

from what i read in your first post, you smoked pretty much every day for a week, and then stopped for a few weeks and then smoked again for 2 more weeks up until a week ago, right? did you smoke every day when you had it? to be blunt with you that's not good at all... and like i said before you're chances of passing without dilution are poor...you will fail for sure... and to be honest i think your chances of passing with dilution are kinda slim too... it may not work... but it wouldn't hurt to practice it in advance and pretest with a home thc test to see, and if you really can't substitute, like for probation or closely observed tests, then that's your next best option to try anyway, especially if you followed the plan properly, and practiced and pretested to see that it works.

check out urinator.com on their product comparisons page it explains how their products is desiogned to protect your privacy from exactly those sort of tests, please read this: http://urinator.com/html/compare.html the test showing nothing about your liver or kidneys would be exactly what you want, because if it does show something, that means it would be like a positive hit for something bad that they're looking for... if their tests for certain things all come up negative that means you're clean and healthy. you don't even need to buy their expensive device, you could just order the refills and and make up a little kit with a plastic bottle and temp strip and heat pack, or order a similar kit that includes all of that already. most other good brands were basically designed to calibrate the testing devices and work just as well imho.

for god's sake do NOT drink bleach! go to the clorox website and read the warnings. don't even try to spike it with bleach... they can detect that very easily and will know you tried to cheat then. it's the gallon of water these guys drink with it that dilutes them that worked. if you're gonna dilute, do it the stoner-smart way, not the stoner-stupid way.

sorry if this wasn't what you wanted to hear, just trying to help... hope it does, good luck, let us know...

VapeDaKine

I feel your pain dood. Im kind of in the same boat, I have a pre-emp drug test and physical coming up. Was gonna sub but dont know if I can since its a physical too. Was planning on using aspirin, which worked on some home tests but dont know how it will affect any other tests they might run for the physical part. At worst, they could draw blood and check for diseases but the aspirin in my system could mess up those tests. I really dont know and nobody has answered my post in the blood/hair forum.