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philip59873

I am applying for a new job that has a Pre-Employment Piss Test.

I am 6'1 about 235lbs.

I am in decent shape(no gut just kinda of a solid build)

I havent smoked for 11 days now. Before that I smoked about once a week for the month before that, maybe one or two bowls a sitting.

I don't do a lot of working out. I do a fair amount of walking within the week and weekend.

I was just wondering how soon I should go take the test. I was planning on waiting another week at the bare minimum, but I am sure I can wait a little bit longer as the place hires at a decent rate. I just want to start work there, and was wondering when I would probably be safe to go take the test.

 

NvMe54

i applied for a job near by and they called me for an interview, which went well except for the fact that she wanted me to take a pre- employment piss test by 2:30 the next day...i have been stoned since 1989, maybe missed one day here or there, and i had no chance of passing this test unless i cheated.

So i went to the near by vitamin store and got qcarbo, some b complex, niacin, and aspirin. i knew that the possibilities of passing where slim...

then i got the crazy idea that my 2 yr old sons urine might be a viable suppliment, but trying to extract it proved to be near impossible considering that cookie crumbs and lint kept getting into the samples....hes not potty trained yet. and following him around the house with a cup was a Biatch

F it man...im screwed...i racked my brain trying to think of someone that i know who isnt a complete pothead like myself...AH HA...my friend just became an S---- county police officer, maybe he will piss in a jar for me...

my cop friend was more than happy to share his wizz with me...i used an un-lubracated condom, tied with a small hair rubber band, i wrapped a small heat pad around it, and stuffed it in my crotch, and drove down to labcorp. before i went in, my wife used a small digital thermometer to test the full condom while i held my pants open...93.9 degrees...not too bad...

i went in and sat down for another 10 minutes and took my test in a small bathroom...snap, squirt...it was all done. the reading on the cup was 94 degrees. so all went well...CANT BEAT COP PISS

good luck to all of you guys who have yet to test...wish you the best

Locutus

read the sticky threads on tips, substitution and dilution

get a home thc test and pretest yourself

get a sub urine sample like synthetic and you'll be ready to go

quickfix 4.0 was only $20 on ebay last time i checked

good luck

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philip59873

I read the Sticky's. I was just asking for an estimate. I will beat this test with my own Urine, I was just looking for an educated guess of how long I should absolutely wait.

d4rk3

philip, after you test clean with the first piss of the day (non mid-stream), go take your test! just try not to use the first piss of the day on the real test, pee a few times before you go. i wouldn't recommending dilluting since you can just wait to do the test when you want. don't put all that pain on your bladder if you don't have to

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Locutus

sorry, you might be clean by friday, (give or take a day or two) so yeh if you wait about another week you should be pretty safe by then. but please don't take my word for it, get a home test to make sure.

NvMe54

they has always been drugs in our relationship. weed and pills and alcohol. and this incident with the cookie crumbs and lint, and "stoned since 89" are exegerated by me on this site. i did cheat the test to get the job. but didnt "chase my son with a cup" my wife put my son it the tub and turned the water on...but he just played with his toys..

all threads and posts by nvme54 whether on this site or consumptionjunction are not to be taken as truth...nvme54 is my wifes screen name and we are getting divorced over this post.