Urinator or Alternative with Fake Penis

pork917 · 03-23-2005, 08:18 AM

Im very interested in the urinator but am wondering are there any companies that make one with a penis attachment. This is because my testing is observed. Help!

Locutus · 03-23-2005, 12:04 PM

yes, and it works well for most types of employment tests that do get observed, such as steel or lumber mills for example, but don't try it if it's for probation, because the PO's all got the memo on the fake dicks and they can still catch you with it to collect bonus donuts, and then you can get into a lot more trouble, like that actor Tom Sizemore and another guy did this past month in the news. www.whizzinator.com good luck

bud~swell · 03-23-2005, 08:21 PM

Just go to GNC, buy a bottle of strip (or the newest formula of detox they have) this is to keep up with the drug test testing for the drinks. Drink several gallons of water and drink a quart right before the test. I did this a week after i smoked. I got called in, pissed, shook, and walked out. I still have my job and its been like 4 months. The drinks work....they just taste like ass.

Wizard1 · 03-24-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bud~swell

Just go to GNC, buy a bottle of strip (or the newest formula of detox they have) this is to keep up with the drug test testing for the drinks. Drink several gallons of water and drink a quart right before the test. I did this a week after i smoked. I got called in, pissed, shook, and walked out. I still have my job and its been like 4 months. The drinks work....they just taste like ass.

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Yes........Dilution is quite effective.......Which is what those miracle drinks basically are.
Note: dilution is not 100% effective. One should use caution when broaching a drug test in this fashion.

That is of course, my opinion.
Thanks.

03-23-2005, 08:18 AM	#1
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03-23-2005, 12:04 PM	#2
Locutus Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 321 Grams: 4,050.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yes, and it works well for most types of employment tests that do get observed, such as steel or lumber mills for example, but don't try it if it's for probation, because the PO's all got the memo on the fake dicks and they can still catch you with it to collect bonus donuts, and then you can get into a lot more trouble, like that actor Tom Sizemore and another guy did this past month in the news. www.whizzinator.com good luck __________________ A man should be judged by the quality of his work, not the quality of his piss. -Kottonmouth Kings 7 Prohibition is Futile THC will be Assimilated RIP OverGrow Drug Testing Forum

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