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Old 03-27-2005, 04:39 AM   #1
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Hey Everyone
Was hoping for some input
I have a drug test (urine test) 30 days from now for a summer job, I smoke a little under a ounce a month Im about 160 Ibs 6'0 Male.
Not really all that active (to be honest)
Anyways I really need this job to pay for school, I realize pot is fat soluable and is depended on metabolism. Do flush kits or detoxicifiers work to remove the metaboites from weed (remember I have a month)?
also is there anyway to speed up your metabolism?
So far I have been exercising 1/2 an hour each day and drinking lots of cranberry juice. I was told these things will help speed up the process.
Last summer I did the same thing and was clean when I tested on Day 37.
I was hoping to quit (as much as it sucks) because the tests are at random times during the training week, so you dont know the time or place so I think substituion and diluting may not work.
Thanks for any help
Nick
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Old 03-27-2005, 05:44 AM   #2
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Detoxifiers are a scam. Exercise and a good diet burns fat, which releases THC metalbolites into the bloodstream. Drinking lots of fluids makes you pee a lot, which flushes those metabolites out of your body. The cranberry juice is good.

Stop exercising a few days before the test and start eating fatty foods. This will put you in fat-storing mode and stop the release of any residual THC metabolites.

You should be clean before you leave for orientation week. Get a home test or two and find out. If you can get a negative with the first part of the first pee of the day, you'll pass any subsequent tests. If you don't pass a home test before you leave you should be really close. Keep your fluid intake fairly high to keep your urine somewhat dilute and you'll be fine.
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check this out...i have not smoked weed since mid january and i take urines weekly (wednesdays) at the court house for pre-trail services. i wanna smoke a J sooo bad. if i smoke it on wed. after my test and drink fluids till my next test is it possible i can test negative. im 23 6'2 170lbs.
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Old 03-27-2005, 05:39 PM   #4
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You'll pass as long as you eat right, excercise, and drink cranberry juice. Stay away from MJ until after the test Dude!
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