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Left Ace Down · 05-04-2005, 03:54 PM

I'm just about an every-day smoker. And my parents told me i wasnt going to get my license unless i passed a drug test. Well i figured i would get up on something to get it out of my system. So i decided not to smoke the day of the test, but smoking Chronic the night before. ( How could I pass it up.. )
Anyways, i got one of those CHF drinks from GNC. It was $50, and i heard it works really well. That it would be out of your system in an hour. So i drank it. And i did everything right. And i took the test 2 1/2 hours later from when i drank it. And i still failed the test. My piss looked like straight up water. But oh well. Im gonna go to smoothie king and hook up on some Wheat Grass Tonight. And try taking another one this weekend. Maybe it will work out? Anyone else have any experiences similiar to CHF?

pothead_420212 · 05-04-2005, 06:02 PM

Well you probley did'int wait long enough. You need to piss like 5 times before you take the test so mabe it wasent the test

pothead_420212 · 05-04-2005, 06:49 PM

[Admin Note: Flame removed. This will be your one and only warning. If you flame a member again you will be banned from the site.] i heard all the stuff you were talking about

Buzzby · 05-04-2005, 07:10 PM

There in nothing in this world that removes THC metabolites from your system instantly. If you quit smoking it leaches out of your system gradually over a period of around a month if you were a regular smoker. CHF is an expensive ripoff. It gets you to drink a lot of water, which dilutes your urine, and adds a couple of things that make it appear less dilute. Dilution is a technique for passing a UA by reducing the concentration of THC metabolites by increasing the volume of urine.

Because you didn't have the good sense to abstain from smoking for a while before your test, even dilution couldn't bring your concentration down far enough to pass the test.

All the info you need to pass a UA is contained in these posts:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

and look at

Fooling the Bladder Cops

05-04-2005, 03:54 PM	#1
Left Ace Down New Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3 Grams: 648.80 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	CHF + GNC + $50 = Failure I'm just about an every-day smoker. And my parents told me i wasnt going to get my license unless i passed a drug test. Well i figured i would get up on something to get it out of my system. So i decided not to smoke the day of the test, but smoking Chronic the night before. ( How could I pass it up.. ) Anyways, i got one of those CHF drinks from GNC. It was $50, and i heard it works really well. That it would be out of your system in an hour. So i drank it. And i did everything right. And i took the test 2 1/2 hours later from when i drank it. And i still failed the test. My piss looked like straight up water. But oh well. Im gonna go to smoothie king and hook up on some Wheat Grass Tonight. And try taking another one this weekend. Maybe it will work out? Anyone else have any experiences similiar to CHF? __________________

05-04-2005, 06:49 PM	#3
pothead_420212 New Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6 Grams: 649.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	read it [Admin Note: Flame removed. This will be your one and only warning. If you flame a member again you will be banned from the site.] i heard all the stuff you were talking about

05-04-2005, 07:10 PM	#4
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 14,126 Grams: 42,230.89 Groans: 33 Groaned at 42 Times in 35 Posts Thanks: 483 Thanked 3,468 Times in 1,753 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	There in nothing in this world that removes THC metabolites from your system instantly. If you quit smoking it leaches out of your system gradually over a period of around a month if you were a regular smoker. CHF is an expensive ripoff. It gets you to drink a lot of water, which dilutes your urine, and adds a couple of things that make it appear less dilute. Dilution is a technique for passing a UA by reducing the concentration of THC metabolites by increasing the volume of urine. Because you didn't have the good sense to abstain from smoking for a while before your test, even dilution couldn't bring your concentration down far enough to pass the test. All the info you need to pass a UA is contained in these posts: Dilution and aspirin-- the technique DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2 SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2 and look at Fooling the Bladder Cops __________________ McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time. Do we really want four more years of the same old shit? ~ Buzzby, 08/31/2008 Theocracy Watch

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05-04-2005, 06:02 PM	#2
pothead_420212 New Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6 Grams: 649.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Well you probley did'int wait long enough. You need to piss like 5 times before you take the test so mabe it wasent the test

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