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Sxytazlover69

Im a Singal mother of 2 children and 1 on the way.. with DYFS up my A@@.. i need to find something that will halp me clean out of flush out my system in 9 days.. Can SOMEONE HELP...i believe that the test will be another urine test but i dont know.. and i will be takin another at the doctors office also that test i know im not being watched... what can i do... PLEASE HELP...

 

ThatsHotChronic

Theres some myths around where I live, is if you drink 2 gallons of water, it will be flushed out.

If you drink 2 glasses of vinager, itll be flushed out...

And If you drink a gallon of cranberry juice, itll be flushed out....

Again those are myths around here, and no one has ever proved thats why it was flushed out, so I'm not sure if they actually work.

Buzzby

Listen carefully. There will be a quiz. There is nothing that flushes THC metabolites out of your system. Anything that claims to do so is a scam.

THC metabolites get stored in fat cells. There they sit, slowly leaching into your bloodstream until they're gone. This takes 7 - 10 days for an occasional smoker, 30 days for a typical daily smoker, and possibly more than 90 days if you're a heavy smoker carrying a lot of body fat.

From your bloodstream they're eliminated in urine and feces. You can speed that up a bit by drinking a lot of water and having a high-fiber diet. Exercise that burns up fat speeds the release from fat cells into the blood.

Drinking a lot of water right before your test will increase the urine volume and thereby decrease the concentration of THC metabolites. If your urine is too dilute the test will pick that up and you will be retested. Taking a bunch of aspirin before the test can mask the THC metabolites if the concentration isn't too high. Because of your pregnancy you shouldn't do this.

There is lots of information on this site about beating urine tests. If your test is unobserved you could try substitution: using someone else's clean urine or synthetic urine.

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

and look at

Fooling the Bladder Cops

Buy a bunch of THC home tests on eBay to see how your efforts are coming along.

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Sxytazlover69

thank you...

you said to take a lot of asprine? does tylenol count too? i take too pf them on a daily basis do to bad headaches..and of course i drink alot of water being pregnet..i was also told to take shots of vinager? will that too help flush out my system a little faster? and what about like laxatives will they help too.. someone told me to try those also.. a friend of mine did say something about high fiber diet pills that i could take while i was pregnet will they help also??? anything at this point will help

Buzzby

No. I said don't take a lot of aspirin because it will hurt your baby.


No. Aspirin and tylenol are not chemically related. Tylenol is a highly toxic substance when used in moderate excess.


Vinegar does nothing.


Eating a high-fiber diet helps to eliminate some THC metabolites in your feces. Diuretics, like cranberry juice, help to eliminate THC metabolites in your urine. Either of these draws on the THC metabolites already in your bloodstream. They do nothing to speed the release of these compounds from your body fat where they're stored. You can wait until they leach out of your fat naturally or you can do fat burning exercise to speed up the process.

If your test is unobserved you can use substitution, which works 100% of the time.