3 WEEKS Before Probation Test- PLEASE HELP!!!!

3weekstogo · 05-16-2005, 02:07 AM

Hey everybody, great community here! I was hoping someone here can help me out- I was arrested for a DUI and have a test June 6- I imagine for the DUI program (CA) that I will be taking a urine test. Today is May 15, so I have exactly 21 days to prepare. This past weekend, I took about 7 small bong rips, but plan on stopping smoking completely until the test. Before that, the last time that I smoked was 2 weeks before that- and only a joint.

I am 6' 185 lbs, average body. I work out 4 times a week for 1.5 hours each time. I bought a lot of cranberry juice which I plan on drinking, as well as lots of water for the next 3 weeks. I am also going to go out and buy creatine (from GNC)- take it for the loading phase for 1 week, then 4-5 times a week for the 2 weeks leading up to the test. I have heard goldenseal doesn't work anymore, or that tests screen for this now, so I don't know about using it- what do you think? Before the test, I have been told, don't eat anything for 4-5 hours before, pop 4 asprin and a B-12 2 hours before and pee once before in the day before the actual test, then hit the sample cup mid stream.

Is there anything else that I can do besides the creatine, drinking cranberry juice and lots of water (what about green tea everyday???- does it work too??) and working out???

Am I screwed for this test? What happens if you fail the Test? This is for the substance abuse program for the DMV, which I have to complete (3 months) as terms of my probation for the DUI arrest. I want to do everything possible to get it out of my system. I can't do substitution (don't know if I will be watched) and those 1-day drinks make me nervous (don't want to screw it up with a drink and get worse terms in the SA program!)

I sincerely thank you for any advice that you can give me!!!!!

Buzzby · 05-16-2005, 02:37 AM

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dude3333 · 05-16-2005, 03:12 AM

dude if you got a DUI and what not maybe you shouldnt be smoking because obviously your not responsible

3weekstogo · 05-16-2005, 04:29 PM

Look, I made one mistake about driving that night. I am responsible and hold down a good job in the financial industry. I would appreciate constructive advice, not destructive criticism. We have all made mistakes in life

I am just looking for someone to lend a helping hand and let me know what I should do!!!!

d4rk3 · 05-17-2005, 01:03 PM

get a home test on day 17-18 or so. use the first of the day. you'll be fine without dillution almost positive

3weekstogo · 05-18-2005, 12:08 AM

The question is, what should I do until then??

GanjaGirl420 · 05-18-2005, 01:59 AM

I woulden't hesitated about driveing home stoned... If I was old enough to drive. I usually don't smoke myself silly, so I almost always have enough mind to look and act compleatly normal. I've heard somewhere that stoned drivers are actually more alert than some sober drivers, is this true??

Not that I'm promoting the idea... -actually will shut up on this-

Am421 · 05-18-2005, 02:18 AM

I had one rather awkward moment behind the wheel while I was high....I was way too relaxed and the brakes...well lets just say I was a little slow in hitting them but yes I have heard that as well. Ive also seen people become smarter with herb whats with that?

3weekstogo · 05-20-2005, 07:37 PM

OK, 2 weeks to go- drinking 2 glasses of green tea everyday, haven't started on the creatine yet, but I am drinking lots of water 4-5 glasses/day. Still going to the gym 3-4 times/week. I am nervous as hell about this test, does anyone think I have a realistic chance of passing it??

:spark:

Wizard1 · 05-21-2005, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3weekstogo

OK, 2 weeks to go- drinking 2 glasses of green tea everyday, haven't started on the creatine yet, but I am drinking lots of water 4-5 glasses/day. Still going to the gym 3-4 times/week. I am nervous as hell about this test, does anyone think I have a realistic chance of passing it??

:spark:

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Yes, your chances sound good....keep doing what you doing....working out...keep yourself well hydrated, and you should be ok come test day....Get some home tests to monitor your progress.... and do some more research here on this site....(and others). This is NO gaurantee, but, with the information you've supplied ...sounds like you have a very good chance of passing...........read up on the dilution tips posted on this site also...
Best of luck to you.
Peace

05-16-2005, 02:07 AM	#1
3weekstogo New Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4 Grams: 1,771.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	3 WEEKS Before Probation Test- PLEASE HELP!!!! Hey everybody, great community here! I was hoping someone here can help me out- I was arrested for a DUI and have a test June 6- I imagine for the DUI program (CA) that I will be taking a urine test. Today is May 15, so I have exactly 21 days to prepare. This past weekend, I took about 7 small bong rips, but plan on stopping smoking completely until the test. Before that, the last time that I smoked was 2 weeks before that- and only a joint. I am 6' 185 lbs, average body. I work out 4 times a week for 1.5 hours each time. I bought a lot of cranberry juice which I plan on drinking, as well as lots of water for the next 3 weeks. I am also going to go out and buy creatine (from GNC)- take it for the loading phase for 1 week, then 4-5 times a week for the 2 weeks leading up to the test. I have heard goldenseal doesn't work anymore, or that tests screen for this now, so I don't know about using it- what do you think? Before the test, I have been told, don't eat anything for 4-5 hours before, pop 4 asprin and a B-12 2 hours before and pee once before in the day before the actual test, then hit the sample cup mid stream. Is there anything else that I can do besides the creatine, drinking cranberry juice and lots of water (what about green tea everyday???- does it work too??) and working out??? Am I screwed for this test? What happens if you fail the Test? This is for the substance abuse program for the DMV, which I have to complete (3 months) as terms of my probation for the DUI arrest. I want to do everything possible to get it out of my system. I can't do substitution (don't know if I will be watched) and those 1-day drinks make me nervous (don't want to screw it up with a drink and get worse terms in the SA program!) I sincerely thank you for any advice that you can give me!!!!!

05-16-2005, 02:37 AM	#2
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 16,810 Grams: 91,225.72 Thanks: 997 Thanked 6,796 Times in 3,139 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Dilution and aspirin-- the technique DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2 SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2 and look at Fooling the Bladder Cops __________________ 60% of the people of America now say we are heading toward a depression. Not a recession, a depression. We are in desperate need of profitable industries that we can tax. Um... Now can we legalize pot? ~ Bill Maher Theocracy Watch

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d4rk3 Jr. Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 167 Grams: 3,059.25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	get a home test on day 17-18 or so. use the first of the day. you'll be fine without dillution almost positive __________________ bladder cops d4rk3

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