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babe

Here's my situation:
My company is being bought out and as part of the transition all employees have to fill out all new paperwork and be tested. I have a very good job, am the sole provider for my family and cannot afford to fail this test.
Here's what I know about the test:
It will take place sometime between July and December. Our company has several locations so I assume this is because it will take them that long to get to all 2000 or so employees. I do think they will tell me what day it will be, or possibly even just what week, but I probably won't know an exact time. The reason is b/c I work in a healthcare facility, with a lab, and they want to have testing people come to each location and test us onsite, so we don't have to be "inconvenienced" by having to go somewhere else.
I know that it is a urine test, the toilet will have dye tabs, the hot water will be turned off. We will not be observed. I am pretty sure they will do the EMIT test since it would be pretty expensive to do one of the more in depth ones, and it's really just a formality anyway.
Here's my personal info:
I am a chronic smoker, every day or every other day, for past few years. Female, about 135 lbs, about 5'4. I once had a drug test for another company, years ago. I (stupidly) took Ecstasy the night before, and smoked up til the test. I used ReadyClean (drink) and passed. I also weighed about 15 lbs less then too.
I am debating using the sub method vs just trying to dilute. The problem with dilution is that I have no exact date. I wouldn't mind quitting short term but I really don't want to quit now and then the test not be til Dec. Plus, if I quit now and the test was July 1st, I would probably fail anyway.
I am just really scared to try the sub method. I'm afraid I won't be able to pull it off. Getting the temp right seems really hard, plus I'm afraid the lab will know I've used synthetic urine (I would have to use synthetic, there's no one I could ask to give me clean).
I would really appreciate any help, advice, etc. In the meantime I will continue reading posts on this AWESOME site.
Thanks in advance, and thanks to everyone who has posted such great info!

 

babe

Forgot to say, I'd like to just go with ReadyClean but since I used it 5 years ago, I've heard they have checks in place to test for that stuff now. Is that true?

Makaveli2k4

if I was you, I would quit smoking but thats only my opinion. If you don't want to quit, then sub would be perfect. The detox drinks does work and cannot be trace. They only thing is that the drink makes your urine bright green but all you have to say is that you take vitamins and your good.

babe

Well, I have thought about quitting, but I just don't really want to quit for that long a period of time. If I quit now and the test is in July, it's not going to do me any good and I'll have to find a method anyway. If I quit now and the test isn't until December, well that just sucks!

caribgrl

I know subbing sounds scary, and I personally haven't done it, but when I went for my pre-employment testing, it would have been so easy! I would just start practicing now with a shampoo bottle/condom, whatever and water, just to get the temp right, and then you should be OK.

That is a pretty big window of time to go without smoking if you don't get tested 'till December! Subbing is the safest it sounds...