jonthonson

Hi everyone.

Ill get right to this for all you who are in a hurry and dont want to waste your time reading a bunch of crap because I have done all the scientific research and have documentation for medical doctors to back up everything that is contained in this article.

First off here is the snitch. I had a drug test for employment I smoke every day religiously but had not been applying for a second job for a very long time so this is what i did.

I stopped smoking on sunday night at around 11pm. I went to get tested on Wednesday morning at 8 am. I pissed clean with no traces of THC whatsoever after months of smoking and being high well..all the time.

First off and most important let me explain how THC works. THC comes from weed, marijuana, hash; ect. It gets in your body and floats in your blood making u high. Your fat cells in your body absorb the THC and store it equally distributed throughout your fat cells. The fat cells in your body move around constantly in your body and during this transition phase small tracew amounts of THC are releised into your blood stream therefor entering your urine. The goal is not to remove all thc from your body because unless you got instant lyposuction this sint possible. THe average person has about 15-17% body fat and thats why statistically on average it takes about 28 days to clean your system completely. But we are not trying to clean you out just trying to pass a drug test here.

This is what you do. FIrst of all and most importanly is Water. Water is good but you dont need to overdose on water because you can only clean whats in your bloodsteam and urine using water anyway.

Second and very important is an "inhibitor" or something that makes u piss a lot. For thsi get cranberry juice with no sugar. Dont drown yourself in cranberry juice either. For every cup of cranberry juice you drink make sure to drink about 3 cuyps of water but wait thats not all.

*THIS IS IMPORTANT* ok here goes guys and gals. Since our objective first off is to clear your bloodstream we know how to do that it is by using water right. Well the other objective is to keep your body from moving fat around and releasing any trace amounts of THC into your blood stream.

Three words can solve this.....

EAT...FATTY...FOODS

This will put your body into whats called "hyper fat storage mode" so eat some junk food bro the night before the test and begin after eating the fatty food and during the process make sure to drink only water no soda only water and cranberry juice.

So you drink about a half gallon of water i would recommend around atleast 8 cups of water during this process is all you need along with about 3 glasses of cranberry juice mixed in there basically every time u urinate drink more cranberry juice and water.

Plan B

This is plan B and corrolates with the first part of this process.

Take vitamin B12 about 1000 mg it colors your urine darker so it doesnt look clear.

Drink Spring water not just for the taste but it lacks the chemicals like chlorine that can dilute a drug testing.

When you piss dont take the first and dont take the last of the stream but take the mid stream.

And finally but not least and most importantly put that you took Robitussin within 4 hours of the drug test. RObitussin is one of the only over the counter drugs that can actually show up trace amounts of thc in your system therefore if they see something that "slipped" then they will dismiss it automatically by policy as you having either actually taken robittusin or having been around some weed but not smoked any.


Friends this works and all I have to say is that everything here is not myth not hearsay and all comes from about a week of constant rersearch and reading medical studies and information written by PHD's and Doctors.

If you with to contact me with questions I may be reached at aramis@olympusguild.org

Freedom and Peace to all!!!

jonthonson

Can I have a sticky for this please admin I want to make sure all read this.

hauptmann

All of this information and alot more is already sticky. You should have checked out those bad boys before posting this. Could have saved you some precious time. But thanks alot though.

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Buzzby

What you've provided is a lot of recycled information that we've been handing out for years, along with an unhealthy admixture of misinformation about which we know better.

Fat cells don't wander around the body releasing THC. They stay put and release THCA (a THC metabolite) when the body burns up the fat stored in them.

Robitussin doesn't show up as trace amounts of THC. It can, however, create a false positive for amphetamines. If you put down that you've taken Robitussin and then test positive for THC and negative for amphetamines they'll know you're trying to fool the test.

Tap water does not "dilute a drug testing" except that any kind of water will lower the concentration of THCA in your urine. If it did "dilute a drug testing", wouldn't that be a good thing?

Something that makes you pee a lot is not called an "inhibitor", it's called a "diuretic".

You should go into fat storage mode three days before a urinalysis, not the night before. It gives you that much more time to pee out whatever THCA was in your bloodstream.

"Verified"? That's like a used car salesman saying "trust me"!

You come off sounding like a kid who is "high well..all the time".

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didorusso

I think that the two administrators have really been kind to you

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Buzzby

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