kodiakcasey

I passed! yay! I stopped smoking 24 hours before the test and drank the Ultimate gold detox drink, tastes like ****..but it did the trick!

i'm getting ready for work right now

grillmeats

Good luck with the new job.

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INSPR24

U Passed Your Drug Test. But How Much Do Smoke?

kodiakcasey

I'm a very heavy smoker....so it was pretty much a miracle. lol

jmwdmt

I am happy for this thread, so I wanted to leave my story.

So I tried the "Ultimate Gold" (UG) detox yesterday. I had a court ordered piss test and so I bought this stuff at the local head shop. Apparently they sell online larger versions (20oz vs. 16 oz). I am a little overweight at 220 and I have a slow metabolism, and I smoke usually everyday, sometimes not very much, sometimes more. I can't find super good bud around here, so I normally smoke medium/low grade stuff. Doesn't work as fast but I can get a good buzz. Also took one line of coke at Sunday at 6pm (the drug test was Wednesday at 2pm). I am not into coke that much and hadn't done it for months, so I assumed my body would clear it out quickly.

Anyway, I drank the 16oz of water as the directions say at 11am. At 12pm I drink the thick liquid, slightly orange tasting. Doesn't go down well at first, but I found if I hold my nose and take multiple baby sips, I can get it down in about 5-8 minutes. 15 minutes later, I refilled the bottle with water, shook it around, and poured it out into a glass. At this point I had only had my morning pee - that first 16oz of water hadn't gone through me yet.

At 12:30, I peed a tiny bit, like worth a 0.5 if they tell you 2-3 times. I showered and got ready for 1.5 hours drive to the drug testing facility. I peed once before I left so it seemed like a total of 1.5 pees. Left at 1pm and on the road, we stopped for a drink for my girlfriend (I actually brought a water bottle and sipped along the whole drive), and I peed there. Almost yellow from the B vitamins in the UG. It recommended 2-3 pees before the test, so I had 2.5. We arrived at the drug testing facility at 2:30 (3:30) since I drink the first 16oz of water.

I walk in, a very clinical cold place, and within a moment I was in a room with a dude wearing gloves and me and him were in a small bathroom together. There was a mirror to my right (he stood to my left) and a mirror behind the toilet, so I could see myself. He was clearing looking at me while I peed into the cup (slightly yellow due to the B's), and I tried to make a joke but this guy had no response, it was strange.

He looked at a temp meter on the side and checked "yes" on the form. I signed the form, and I initialed the now taped-on cover to the piss cup. Which means there is no way to deny the results.

Next day I get a call from my lawyer and said I passed the test.

So, yeah, um, WOW. I didn't think the coke would show up, but I have a little belly and a slow metabolism and I know the pot should have showed up. So this stuff worked for me. Unbelievable!

Not sure if I am paying $30 for some water and B vitamins, but I am going to use this stuff forever. I read that it had worked for a number of people on the internet, and after talking to the head shop, he admitted that he gets "regulars" that come in every Wednesday for their detox, so its working for a lot of people.

Read the directions, or actually, if you look online, you can find more precise directions. Read them and FOLLOW THEM EXACTLY. You don't want to drink too much water I think because the yellow color from the B's would be too thin and the sample might be labeled diluted.

This stuff works.