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| I have a pre-employment test next week (July 5-8) and just stopped smoking yesterday (June 29). I am 5'6", 147 pounds and have a moderate metabolism. I workout daily. And I have smoked daily for nearly 15 years. I've started by drinking water (even though I've read it doesn't help) and taking Detoxify's Constant Cleanse 3x a day along with a multivitamin once a day. I've read about the dilution method and was wondering would this work for me? I need this job very badly. I have been unemployed for 5 months now and I'm guardian of my niece and newphew due to my sister's incarceration. Any advice anyone (especially the moderators) is willing to share is greatly appreciated. |
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| Anything that claims to remove THC metabolites from your body is a scam. The only thing that removes them from the fat tissue where they're stored is time and fat-burning exercise. I doubt there's enough time to get your levels down to the point where dilution would work. I'd go for substitution. Pre-employment drug tests are rarely observed and substitution is a sure thing. SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2
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| Subbing seems to work,though I have decided to stay clean I have practiced the methods of subbing for many days now & I am astonished with the results.I put water in a 2oz shampoo bottle,heated it up by placing it in a cup of hot water to about 104 degrees,placed it in my crotch for 2 hours (I have lots of free time right now ) & when I checked the temp of the water in the 2oz bottle it registered @ body temp.It seems like a sure thing. I'm considering smoking again. |
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If he/she stopped on the 29th and waited until July 8th to take the test that's about 10 days. I realize everybody is different but my husband can quit 5-7 days before a test and pass. He's a daily smoker and has been for years. But his tests are for probation so substitution is out of the question. If you can sub then that's the best bet. | |
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substitution is out of the question I may look immoral or stupid, but what about a nice fake penis?
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The best bet for probation is to just quit smoking until it's over. | |
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| I so appreciate everyone's responses to my inquiry. I do have a follow up question that may sound dumb. Please forgive me. I still don't know when my test is or what kind of test it will be. I do know it is with Quest Diagnostics. Any tips on how I can find out the testing method so I can be prepared? I think I'm ok with the saliva test. And plan to dilute and home test AND take a clean sample to sub. Not sure if I need to take the time and expense to do the hair cleansing and that's why I'm trying to find out the test type (w/o calling and making it obvious that I'm trying to clean myself up). Again, you guys and gals are the bomb. I was a nervous wreck before I found this site and almost turned down the job to avoid the stress. Thank you all for helping me get my confidence back. God bless ![]() |
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