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I'm four months into my six month probation. Yesterday, I figured "My probation officer hasn't tested me in almost two months because he thinks I'm still getting tested by that other company".

So I took a small bud that I got from my Northern light grow, broke it up, and rolled it. It was kinda hard to roll, btw, since it was so fluffy. I took about four hits. Although I wouldn't really call them hits. I haven't smoked weed in 8 months, and have forgotten everything about it, but learned how to smoke properly since I started cigarrettes. So the "hits" I took were like cigarrette hits... short and didn't hold very long. A couple hours later, I got pissed off that I wasn't high, and I thought that my grow was unsuccessful or something. So I thought "Well if I'm going to make myself dirty then I better at least get high". So I took six hits this time. Big hits that were held for 10 seconds each. About 10 minutes later I got what I was looking for. I was so satisfied at knowing I grew this myself that all I could say was "Oh s***".

Anyway, I only have to see my probation officer two times a week. I get to pick the days, and the time I visit him. Sometimes he tests me, most of the time he doesn't. Well I wanted to be extra careful, so just in the one in a million chance that he tested me, I'd be clean. I read about passing tests before, and I wondered if it really worked. So I reviewed the "dilution and aspirine" sticky. I drank two glasses of water and took three asprines. No need to worry about specific gravirty because he only sends it to lab if it's dirty, in which case I'd be screwed anyway. I had to visit my drug therapist for an hour, so then I went back home, drank two glasses of water, and took three asprines. Then through the next half hour I drank about three glasses of water, then went to see my PO. I was shaking when I went up to the third floor. I signed the probation paper, and asked if he wanted to see me. The woman said yes, so I went back to his office. The first words he says to me...

PO: "Can you give me a UA"
Me: "Huh?"
PO: "Can you provide a urinalisys specimin"
Me: "Oh, yes"
PO: "Are you ready?"
Me: "Yes"

So he grabbed a cup and lid and we went into the bathroom.

PO: "Are you gonna be clean?"
Me: "Yeah"
PO: "Are you sure? If you are you can save $25 if you tell me now"
Me: "No I'm gonna be clean I haven't done anything"

So I followed the standard procedure. Flush toilet twice, wash hands. I filled the cup up half way. I saw that my piss was clear and thought "****!!! I forgot to take a B-Vitamin!!" I lifted up my cup and looked at it, pretending to be confused and said "Hmm... it's kinda clear". So I set it above the sink and he looked at it and said "Hmm... it looks like water". He looked at it, just staring and writing stuff down on his clipboard. He'd never stared at my piss this long, so I started getting worried he wouldn't accept it. I was relieved and worried when he handed me the lid. So I screwed it on and put it up side down. We waited for a few minutes for it to develop. I was extremely relieved when he handed me the cup to pour it down the toilet and he walked out of the the bathroom.

But I'm also kind of worried... usually he's really happy that I passed and tells me some joke. Today he was just silent and walked out of the bathroom pretty hastily. Now I'm paranoid that he's gonna stop over to my house later and ask for another UA. Or he's gonna be testing me every time I see him. I can't thank this website enough for giving me a chance. I smoked a joint within 16 hours of a test, and all I had to do to pass was drink water and take asprine. But I think not taking a B-Vitamin today has raised suspicion. I guess I'll find out thursday. He has never tested me two times in three weeks, and especially not twice in one week. If he tests me thursday, I know I raised suspicion. If not, then I know it will be a while before my next test and I can toke up before then.

 

IamN2pot

Good luck and keep us posted,
N2

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