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Metalcore

Its a funny thing, There has not been ONE time I've reported for probation that my P.O hasn't tested me. I got nailed with some pretty heavy charges that had nothing to do with marijuana yet I still have to drop ONLY for weed. Anyways everytime i've ever tested i've tested clean. I only test on the first wensday of every month.The first time i was parinoid and quit smoking for a month, the second time it was a week, then before you know it, I would quit the friday before i had to report do some hardcore asprin dilution and pass with flying colors.
I hate to say it but I got a little sloppy on my time line finally, You see I quit smoking sunday morning, I have to report today (as in wensday). Its the closest i've ever cut it. Im 190 lbs, 5'9 and usually smoked 1-3 bowls a day. Sunday I smoked 1 bowl around 3pm out of stupidity. I've been downing water and asprin like there's no tomorrow (wich there might not be for my case). I've taken on the order of 3-5 asprin every hour for the past 2 days but alas i think i didn't pull the chord fast enough on my hobby.
My urin is completely clear but my P.O has never cared, i don't think i've ever reported and it HASN'T been completely clear, The particular drug test he uses is a dipstick sort that has a little indicator screen on it, its really strange casue it turns pink every time he puts it in my urin and he says im doin great then he sends me on my way. It takes about 30-40 seconds to work but i swear my heart stops for that ammount of time. Anywho im going to get back to downing this asprin and hoping for the best yet fearing the worst.


Just as a funny completely off topic note, the first time i ever reported for probation i was so parinoid i sat there and said i couldn't pee for about 5 hours till it was time for them to close then they schedualed me for the next monday lol. The Guy got kinda frustrated after the 8th time of taking me into the restroom and nothing happending. I was more parinoid for other things that might be lurkin in my system then come to find out i wasn't even being tested for them.


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IamN2pot

You'll have over 48 hours clean...so you have a reasonable chance of passing. Good luck and let us know how it goes. N2

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deadmoap

I just passed a test with my PO yesterday after smoking weed 16 hours before. It was the first time I've smoked in 8 months and also the first time I used dilution and asprine. My PO was pretty suspicious about my piss being clear all of a sudden (It's usually yellow).

If you make it, then from now on you should smoke a little less... it wont make you so dirty, plus you wont have a higher tolerance, which means that you'll be even less dirty because you wont have to smoke three bowls to get high. And also if you do smoke a lot, at least quit a week before the test... marijuana has an average half life of 4 days, so quitting a week before will at least double your chances of passing.

Buzzby

Marijuana has an average half-life in the human body of 36 hours, not 4 days.

Drinking all that water and taking all that aspirin so far in advance of the test is pointless. Drinking a lot of water does not flush THC metabolites out of your body. Taking a lot of aspirin doesn't "neutralize" THC metabolites.

Starting several hours before your test, drinking a lot will dilute your urine. Taking some aspirin will mask some of the THC metabolites in your urine.

Taking a lot of aspirin over a long period of time is not good for you. Aspirin is an anticoagulant and large doses reduce your body's ability to deal with internal or external bleeding. It promotes stomach bleeding and ulcers.

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deadmoap

"Marijuana has an average half-life in the human body of 36 hours, not 4 days."

Are you talking about the metabolytes or the THC? By "marijuana", I meant the metabolytes, and in my drug class they said that it was four days, but you can never trust them.

And yeah, stay off the asprine except when you need it for tests. An ucler is not fun.

 

Metalcore

Holy crap i passed, Watching the little red bars on the test strip come up made my heart stop, Its rather peculiar strip. There are 2 Sections on the view slot, the one on the top is labeled C the one on the bottom is labeled T. I had a red line up in the middle of the C era like always, im assuming if there is a line in the T era im screwed, either way I'm definitly never pulling anything like that off again, I'll take the advice and stop a week in advance (though I am going to drug test for a job probably next week) this means a week without the smoke down *sigh*.