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deadmoap

I'm on probation, and have to see my PO on tuesdays and thursday. Most of the time he's either not there, or doesn't want to see me. Most of the times he sees me, he just asks me the same questions (if I'm staying away from so and so or if I got any new charges). Some times he tests me, usually about every three weeks. Well he tested me last tuesday. I smoked the day before that, but prepared myself with dilution and asprine just in case. I forgot the vitamin b, so my urine was clear. He looked at it suspicously, and said "It looks like water..." Then he picked it up and smelled it, then put the lid on it and waited for it to develope. After a couple of minutes, I was clean, and he said I could go.

So then thursday... I decided to let myself go. I smoked at 1:00 PM, 7:00 PM, and then 12:00 AM. Went to bed at 3:00 AM, woke up at 7:00 AM, smoked at 11:00 AM, then said I was done. Well I got high "one more time" at 9:00 PM, then the next day, I smoked for the final time at 1:00 PM Saturday. So altogether, I smoked about three joints. I didn't smoke yesterday, I'm not going to smoke today, and I'm not going to smoke tomorrow. So tomorrow that's like three days that I've been clean (well not necisarily clean... just haven't smoked).

My question is... how much can you smoke before not even asprine and dilution will work? Does it matter how much you smoke in one day? Or do you need to smoke day after day for the metabolytes to build up? I've been clean for 8 months, so in the past week I've gotten high four days. Monday I got high and passed a test the next day with asprine and dilution... right now I'm talking about being clean for three days and using asprine and dilution.

I've been starving myself of unhealthy foods, and been living off of a couple applies and water every day. I also read in "Fooling the bladder cops" that an off topic stimulant will increase your metabolism. So I've been taking the next best thing, my ADD medication. I also spent an hour doing cardio yesterday (stair stepper).

 

LAsMoker17

If your keeping well hydrated now, and exercising...and your body type...

But to answer your dilution question, no, I don’t think it matters how much you smoke. If your a chronic user, and smoke everyday you can still use the dilution method...

deadmoap

I can't stand feeling like this anymore. I need to buy some home tests. After spending the past 8 hours or so reading all the replies in the dilution thread, and half the repies in the results thread, I'm somewhat more confident. There's little chance that he'll test me tomorrow, and I choose what time I want to see him as long as it's between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM. In fact I don't really have to see him on tuesdays and thursdays, I can see him whenever I want as long as it's twice a week. So I could see him Monday and tuesday, smoke weed, then the next week see him thursday and friday... so it'd be almost two weeks between visits. But I wouldn't want to do that. I've only gone on tuesday and thursday for the past five months, so it might look suspicious if I started coming on different days.

I'm confused about much vitamin-B to take, so I think I'm just going to take 8 of them over the course of four hours. Haven't decided on the asprine yet. But the most important thing I need to consider is how much water. I'm going to start diluting in the morning, and experimenting with the vitamin-B, so I can see how much I should take to make my piss light yellow but not neon green.

He's never tested me twice in two weeks, and I'm just a little worried that he might give me another test out of suspicion.

Anyway... are you sure you could be a chronic smoker and still pass a test if you prepared for it? If you really could, I would probably be smoking about 3-4 times a week and just using dilution and asprine every tuesday and thursday. If I am tested tomorrow and I'm negative... then from now on I'll probably smoke every thursday after I see my PO. Since he doesn't work on fridays, if I smoked on thursday, that'd give me 5 days to be clean before there was a possibility that I might be taking a test.

IamN2pot

A heavy user may need up to 7 days clean to lower their THC count to a level that can be diluted to less than cutoff levels. Do yourself a favor and just stay clean until you're off probo. It just isn't worth it.
Hope that helps. N2

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