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NervousNellie · 07-24-2005, 07:31 AM

1. 4 oz. Elmer's glue bottle, washed out of course.

2. Air activated warmer/s taped around bottle.

3. My wife's clean piss

4. A pair of tighty whitties with a slit cut into the front to get easy access to the nozzle.

My wife works for this company part time. On her test, she was allowed to pee in a stall with the door shut but someone was with her in the bathroom. Since I'm a male, I'm thinking about the worse case scenario for a pre-employment test -- someone in the bath room and me at a urinal, not a stall. If I put the glue bottle in my underwear I would have easy access to it and the nozzle would open with a twist. All could be practiced to perfection. TH whizzinator or urinator are not options b/c they wont ship to my state. Thoughts?

Buzzby · 07-24-2005, 04:28 PM

That sounds like it should work. You might be more comfortable with a smaller bottle. Tests require only 60 ml, which is just a tad over 2 oz. People often use the little travel-size shampoo bottles.

IamN2pot · 07-24-2005, 07:25 PM

If you can handle the size of the bottle, it will work. But don't let it get to warm with the warmers.
:!)
N2

NervousNellie · 07-24-2005, 08:11 PM

Thanks to both of you guys. I'm probably going to scour the stores for a 2.5-3 oz bottle that will be suitable. Im a big guy (think offensive lineman size) so I could probably handle a bigger bottle but I will try several sizes 2 oz and up to see what works the best. I REALLY want to be a member of the subclub even though ive been abstaining for 3 weeks and probably have another 2-3 before I would be tested. Im also using home tests to track my progress.

anonymous_user · 07-25-2005, 03:58 AM

Can't you get a male's piss instead?

Do they even test for that sort of thing?

Buzzby · 07-25-2005, 04:41 AM

Gender of the supplier of the sample doesn't matter for a drug test. If it was a pregnancy test it would be an entirely different matter.

«°Ñøvã°» · 07-25-2005, 04:42 AM

All they test for is drugs in the system makes no diff if its male or female.

07-24-2005, 07:31 AM	#1
NervousNellie New Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17 Grams: 670.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Someone tell me if this will work? 1. 4 oz. Elmer's glue bottle, washed out of course. 2. Air activated warmer/s taped around bottle. 3. My wife's clean piss 4. A pair of tighty whitties with a slit cut into the front to get easy access to the nozzle. My wife works for this company part time. On her test, she was allowed to pee in a stall with the door shut but someone was with her in the bathroom. Since I'm a male, I'm thinking about the worse case scenario for a pre-employment test -- someone in the bath room and me at a urinal, not a stall. If I put the glue bottle in my underwear I would have easy access to it and the nozzle would open with a twist. All could be practiced to perfection. TH whizzinator or urinator are not options b/c they wont ship to my state. Thoughts?

07-24-2005, 04:28 PM	#2
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07-24-2005, 07:25 PM	#3
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07-24-2005, 08:11 PM	#4
NervousNellie New Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17 Grams: 670.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Thanks to both of you guys. I'm probably going to scour the stores for a 2.5-3 oz bottle that will be suitable. Im a big guy (think offensive lineman size) so I could probably handle a bigger bottle but I will try several sizes 2 oz and up to see what works the best. I REALLY want to be a member of the subclub even though ive been abstaining for 3 weeks and probably have another 2-3 before I would be tested. Im also using home tests to track my progress.

07-25-2005, 03:58 AM	#5
anonymous_user New Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10 Grams: 666.60 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Can't you get a male's piss instead? Do they even test for that sort of thing?

07-25-2005, 04:41 AM	#6
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 14,195 Grams: 42,874.19 Groans: 33 Groaned at 42 Times in 35 Posts Thanks: 486 Thanked 3,549 Times in 1,790 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Gender of the supplier of the sample doesn't matter for a drug test. If it was a pregnancy test it would be an entirely different matter.

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