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stonedjester420

Water, Water, and more Water

I was going to join the National Guard but I found out that was a bad idea and any why support a country that dont support its people. Well It was a Friday and all you know how Fridays are for Potheads (Ha Ha) Well I had a Urine Test on Tuesday, So I told the recruiter on Saturday that I couldnt go to the Testing on Monday & Tuesday he kept wanting to know why so I told him I was a Pothead, He told me, "Chug water until you Puke over and over agian until your urnie is clear after you do this You will be Clean." Truthly I didnt know water could make you sick but it will. So I decided to get a Home Screening test to see if it worked and sure enough I passed it. So I smoked a little more and did the water process agian on Sunday. Monday came and I went and took the writing test then Tuesday for the physical but, it turns out all I failed was the writing test, I wasn't smarter enough to get shoot at dont that suck. ( Ha ) Glad I failed now though I didnt wanna go for war.

Theroy : Chug water until you Puke over and over agian until your urnie is clear after you do this You will be Clean. It worked for me!

 

DBlock354

lol hmm..id drink til my piss is clear, but i doubt pukin will get you clean, plus i hate pukin

Buzzby

Successful dilution is not simply a matter of drinking a lot of water. Sure, it will dilute your urine so that the concentration of THC metabolites is below the test threshold. It will also lower your creatinine levels and specific gravity to the point where they're outside the normal range and you will get a "negative/dilute" result on your test. When that happens, you will be required to take another test or they'll fail you.

I suspect that the US military is so desperate for warm bodies that it'll overlook what most employers won't tolerate.

For best results doing a dilution, follow these dilution guidelines:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

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Hawg

Yes Buzzby you are right they will overlook about anything to get a body out on the 'playing field'

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Here is a good place to see who test's and how.
http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm



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