The Results Thread

[YouLiveAndLearn]

Good to hear man. Keep clean for those next 19 days for sure. Your almost there and soon enough you'll be able to smoke freely.

[wfguy]

Got the unexpected call to test, had not had to test for over 3 years so I was smoking just about every day. I had passed previous tests using "Naturally Klean" a pill form flushing system and was confident I would do so again.
With limited time I went to the store where I had purchased the product and found out they no longer carried the pill version but had something called the "stuff" a liquid one hour flush, "works great" the clerk said and being with limited options I bought it .
I drank tons of water the night before and drank the crap the next day, did all the little tricks (asperin, mid-stream) and got the call my test was diluted and I had to test again right away.
Panicked I bought another bottle of the "stuff" and drank it, not feeling confident at all I sweated out the three days when the fatal call came. Positive test and high levels and a meeting with the big boss.
Suspended for a week without pay and a warning of termination if I fail another test and frequent testing here after.

[TestTomorrow]

ok well took the test and got the JOB... big time raise etc etc... big ups to everyone on this board specifically the dilution thread.. if followed closely it really does work... again thanks..

[Cownose]

Congradulations! Its always good to hear another citizen has succesfully beat the system.

[Bodhi36]

I passed! here is the info- female, 5'7" 138 #, medium metabolism I assume, light smoker. Passed after 10 days clean. Drank extra H20 for several days prior, took aspirin (4 325mg tabs 4.5 h. before test) also drank a -bottle of headshop recommended detox stuff which I believe to have been a waste of money and nearly made me throw up - made my pee flourescent yellow. Drank a fair amount of coffee and water before the test- the coffee is relevant only possible for diuretic effects. I took a home test before I went and it was negative so felt pretty good but still had a nagging anxiety. Anyway- I'm very relieved. They didn't tell me I passed they told me my results came in and didn't tell me to f*** off so I figure I passed- decided it would be unwise to ask. Thanks for all the info and the supportive community!!

[Jwp1534]

split a joint of some white widow with one other kid and found out i would be drug tested 4 or less days later. drank a lot of water and cranberry juice took creatine supplements and lots of vitamins. i bought a home test 2 days later and passed it (ya i got clean in 2 days it was unbelievable). i am 5'10" 150lbs and have a fast metabolism. took the real test today ...assuming the home test was accurate then im good

[captcarl21]

I have passed 5 piss tests in the last year using substitution. Had a close call on my last test with too low of a temp(90º) The nurse asked me why it was so low and I told her my metabolism was slow, and I was going to get my thyroid checked, she said ok and sent the sample.
The only other problem I encountered was for a pre employment for Mead West Vaco who also did a hair test! I passed the piss test but not the hair test- what bastards making a person take both!

I have never been observed
2 of the tests were at Quest and the others were at local med centers

BTW I am a chronic smoker

[testpasser]

Here is the info:

Male age 44 smoked 3 times daily. Quit and had to be tested after 28 days.
6' 1" and weigh 220 lbs.

Excercise: I play hockey 4 times a week. Played 1.5 days before the test. Drank lots of water right away on the morning of the test until 2 hours before the test. Drank one more 12 ounce water and sipped on a pop until the test.

I passed!! I now have new job!!

[Corbellic]

I am 160 lbs, fast ass metabolism and the last time I smoked was on new years day. I have not been exercising or even preparing myself. I had a drug test on the 21st, didn't drink water or nothing, just said **** it. I started my new job today and was nervous as **** because I did not prepare myself with water or anything. I had to wait in HR until they got my drug test back, lady said to go home and call back at noon when they would get the results back. Note: I got laid off two months ago, bills out my ass, economy is bad, and told parents I have this job lock. I just knew I was ****ed, so I called the lady at noon and she said my test came back and I PASSED!!! I go back Today for my first day.

[goodcitizen]

Hello all
I am posting my preliminary results because I believe now I passed my drug screen. Here is the story:

I am 5'6", 250 pounds but pretty fit considering and a faster metabolism than I thought. I quit for 27 days for a pre-employment test after being a daily smoker for about 6 years, but a light one at that, once a day, not a lot. I took home tests every other day for the 27 days and spent a lot of money on them- in retrospect, I should have bought them off the web which is a lot cheaper than going to RiteAid, Longs, etc. After 25 days I tested clean with first urine of the day and took the test two days later. Did 6 days of creatine loading (bought from GNC) and drank two tall gatorades and one V-8 juice before the test, and took two asprin and two GNC women's mega vitamins which are loaded with B among other things. It has been three business days since I took my test and they called my references yesterday, which makes me think they were waiting for the drug screen results before calling. I will let you all know if I hear anything different but believe no news at this point is good news. I really appreciate the support from all you folks out there as the stress is just huge for all of us. Will post when I know for sure but think it looks good- and I believe the home tests work.