The Results Thread

[kerryp]

I passed the test after 10 days clean and some minor dilution. Just a few cups of coffee and a little cranberry juice. I felt pretty confident because I'd taken a couple of home tests first and passed. But the wait was still nerve wracking. Glad that's over!

[runner]

Hey I took the pee test and failed. I was clean for 4 days and drank the Qcarb(puri clean) from GNC. Followed directions exactly as indicated. They do not work, at least not for a chronic smoker like me. Maybe I needed to be clean longer 4 days.

[Sigillium]

Just wanted to let people know that I passed my drug test with flying colors using dilution/asprin. It was for probation too, so I really needed to pass. From now on though, I'm just going to abstain until it's done. It's only 6 more months and it truely beats going back to jail. In my opinion, you should only do this if you're on probation as a last resort, meaning only if you screw up and smoke. I would not reccomend smoking while on probation at all. It's too much hassel and you never know when they might show up at your house. Take care all and Good luck to whoever needs it.

[slicksickwilly]

Hi All,
IM new to this board in posting but have been reading threads for 3 weeks now..I must say the info on this board is of great value for a person preparing for a urine test.. I took my test a week ago (8th) and got the results today.. I passed but i must say the stress was unmeasurable. I was an occasional smoker (2 times a week) and last smoked on that friday before the wed test..Only 5 days clean.. I am a very large man 6'4" and 380 lbs. with a medium to fast motabolism and lift weights and do cardio 4 times a week. I am not very fat.. 20% bodyfat.. I did the dilution method and used a home test on the first pee the morning of the test.. I passed that so that was some stress relief.. I drank 2 gallons of detox tea(tea bags in a box) from gnc every morning on an emty stomach for 3 days prior to the test and then hit the gym for an intense 90 min workout shortly after.. I didnt workout 2 days prior to test.. Drank 1 gallon of water 4 hours before test and pissed probably 5 times leading up too it. Took no other supplements.. Urine actually had natural color in it by test time.. Urine was sent to quest labs and was pre employment screening.. Start work in a week.. Again thanks to this board for the wealth of knowledge..

[mel42120]

Yeah, just got the call. I passed my test! I subbed, and it worked great.

[CIPHER420]

Ok here are my stats 5 '7-5'8ish 240 lbs,29 years old, heavy not blubber fat but solid frame, slow metabolism, not too slow, chronic smoker 3-5 times a day of high grade home grown hydroponics, quit 9 days before test, drank water for nine days about 3 gallons a day, pissed evey 5 minutes or so, day of the test today woke up at 4 am had to go in at 9, did the aspiring thing with tons of water and a vitamin b pill, well went in and ook the test, my piss was still clear, I dont know why it wasnt yellow after taking 1000mg of vitamin b, anywyas they put the test strip in and waited, well sure enough 2 lines, one was darker than the other, when my P.O. saw this he dumped the urine in the cup and said, no need for lab and sent me on my way, I ran out of there like I was running from the cops, not really but it felt like I was, so Im sooo excited, my next test is 19 days from now which would make me 29 days clean, got to do some excersizing now and abstain, because after 10 years of probation, Im finally OFFF in January WOHOOOOOOOOOO, no more worries for meeeeeeee, my job does not believe in urine test, (owner of company grows his own so hes a pot smoker) Im sooo relieved thanks to everyone on this board who put up good info.

Note: I also bought a product called Clean slate, now I dont think I passed because of this but, it was a phycological reassurance.

[wfguy]

Got the unexpected call to test, had not had to test for over 3 years so I was smoking just about every day. I had passed previous tests using "Naturally Klean" a pill form flushing system and was confident I would do so again.
With limited time I went to the store where I had purchased the product and found out they no longer carried the pill version but had something called the "stuff" a liquid one hour flush, "works great" the clerk said and being with limited options I bought it .
I drank tons of water the night before and drank the crap the next day, did all the little tricks (asperin, mid-stream) and got the call my test was diluted and I had to test again right away.
Panicked I bought another bottle of the "stuff" and drank it, not feeling confident at all I sweated out the three days when the fatal call came. Positive test and high levels and a meeting with the big boss.
Suspended for a week without pay and a warning of termination if I fail another test and frequent testing here after.

[TestTomorrow]

ok well took the test and got the JOB... big time raise etc etc... big ups to everyone on this board specifically the dilution thread.. if followed closely it really does work... again thanks..

[captcarl21]

I have passed 5 piss tests in the last year using substitution. Had a close call on my last test with too low of a temp(90º) The nurse asked me why it was so low and I told her my metabolism was slow, and I was going to get my thyroid checked, she said ok and sent the sample.
The only other problem I encountered was for a pre employment for Mead West Vaco who also did a hair test! I passed the piss test but not the hair test- what bastards making a person take both!

I have never been observed
2 of the tests were at Quest and the others were at local med centers

BTW I am a chronic smoker

[testpasser]

Here is the info:

Male age 44 smoked 3 times daily. Quit and had to be tested after 28 days.
6' 1" and weigh 220 lbs.

Excercise: I play hockey 4 times a week. Played 1.5 days before the test. Drank lots of water right away on the morning of the test until 2 hours before the test. Drank one more 12 ounce water and sipped on a pop until the test.

I passed!! I now have new job!!