The Results Thread

[goodcitizen]

Hi folks
Got the confirmation, I passed! Thanks to this site and all the great info- glad that stress and panic is over for now. Remember the home tests are great and time is your friend

the bladder cops

[VapeDaKine]

I'm 26, about 130LBS and have a fast metabolism. I did all this on an empty stomach. The aspirin didnt make me feel sick but I might try and eat something next time. I pissed a few minutes before I started all this and used rite aid 325mg lightly coated aspirin. I used Micromedic tests by MP Biomedicals from ebay, $30 for 10. I also took a few hits last night and smoked a few hits almost every day before last friday. I drank a little water with each aspirin, probably 8oz from 5:30-6 and maybe 4-6oz from 6-6:30.
5:30-took 1 aspirin
5:40-took 1 aspirin
5:50-took 1 aspirin and pissed
6:00-took 1 aspirin
6:30-took home test, piss was fairly clear but had yellow tint. Test came out negative for amp,coc,m-amp,opi and thc was a faint, yet complete line across the test and was even more faint at the edges.

I took my next piss just before 7 and failed for thc, this piss was more yellow than before too.

Im trying to join the sub club but will use this method as backup. I might try again tomorrow with double the aspirin to see if I can get a darker line for thc.

[proliferate]

i'm posting my results because so many have wished me well and given me a few minutes of their time to give me some information and this is my input. my results are supposed to be unusual so do not assume you will have the same results.
i think i just got lucky.

female, 130 lbs, 5'3", medium metabolism, work out 2x/wk usually cardio

smoke irratically... couple months on, a couple off.

smoked a bowl for one month until Dec 23rd.

abstained (involuntarily) until Jan 5th.

smoked a couple hits everyday until Jan 24th.

was told there was to be a drug test(unspecified whether it was blood or urine or hair) on 28th and had to take it the next day.

couldn't back out since they already had all my contact info and ID (resident)number and suspicion of MJ use could have cops crawling all over you and immediately have you sent to jail (this isn't america).

had worked out the day before (yeah i know that's not good NOW). did the macujo hair treatment just in case in the morning. scalp stinging, drank a cup of coffee and about 3-4 glasses of water before test. turned out to be blood and urine test for all illegal substances. prayed.

and I passed!!!

who cares how or why but i did!!! i'm assuming the tests here are not as sensitive as quest or psychemetrics in the states and therefore saved my poor arse! good thing, since i'd be hauled off in handcuffs if i got found out at the hospital or from my potential employer.

thanks to all who gave some input or wished me well. this has been a very interesting experience and now i am well educated about the entire procedure. i am very grateful.

[southerncomfort]

Female, 150 lbs, 5'6"
I was chronic smoker for about 8 months, quit for 2 weeks.
I drank a lot of water and used some CRAP called testPure.
I followed the instructions to the t and failed.
This was a pre-employment test. Thank goodness I didn't turn in my two week notice at my current employer. So, at least I still have a job.
My test was through a Aegis Analytical Laboratories (urine test). They test on the cut off of 20 ng/mL and confirmation on 5 ng/mL.
I truly wish the rest of you the best of luck on your drug screens.
I took my test last Tuesday (1/25/05) and found out today (2/3/05) that I failed. So, when it's over a week and you don't hear something, sometimes the saying - "No news is good news" is incorrect. I've been sweating it out pretty hard, but at least the burden is lifted and I don't have to worry about it any longer. So, I'm on my job hunt again. Good luck to all of you. Don't use the crappy products from the store. If I could do it all again, I would use S2's method.

[Mr Desire]

5'1, 133 lbs, average metabolism, chronic smoker, male, early 40s

Smoked an average of 1-2 jays a day, average to good weed, no hydro or anything like that. My last 4 days of smoking I averaged about 4 jays a day, knowing I wasnt going to smoke again for awhile.

Went on a low fat, high fiber diet and walked an average of 1 hour, 6 days per week. I'm no longer able to do anything high impact.

Received THC test strips (ordered over the net) 23 days later. I tested myself on the first urination in the morning and passed. The second line was faint, but still clearly visible. I tested myself again later in the day, and this time the the second line was even more visible.

I've read that walking a mile burns around the same amount of fat as running a mile, so I believe exercise is what is most important and not how much you sweat while exercising. I lost approximately 6 lbs during this time period and now weigh 127 lbs.

Thanks to all who have knowledgably responded to everyone else's queries on this forum.

One last note: I am an atheist. I did not pray for passing results like some on here have suggested. I followed the path of of science instead of following the opposite path known as mythology aka religion.

[johnnyrott3n]

Male, mid-20's
140 pounds, low body fat
Moderate smoker, 1-2 grams of schwag a day
infrequent exercise
stopped smoking 2 days before test
used creatine supplement powder and fiber pills the night before and the day of the test
3 hours before test drank 4 glasses of water, a couple moutain dews and 4 aspirin. drank water off and on until test.
pissed out only first part of stream a few minutes before the test

passed.

[KonaGirl]

Just got the call from HR:

"Everything came back fine. When can you start?"

Yea!!!

Early 40's
Average to slow metabolism
Don't really work out much
150 lbs
Long time smoker, 1-2 hits nightly of good bud
23 days clean
Dilution method

[Thanksguys]

First of all I am so unhip I didn't know these boards existed!
Here is my experience:
I retired from a major job 1 1/2 yrs ago...basically smoked weed everyday after that. My company called me at Thanksgiving(2004) to apply to come back.
I immediately quit smoking because I knew they drug test new employees.
Never heard from them so began light 'weekend' smoking on Jan. 9th every weekend until Jan. 31st.
They called me on Feb2nd-I got the job & needed to take a drug test w/in 48hrs.
I FREAKED of course!
Found these boards and learned of the dilution method. Began diluting and passed a home test w/ a faint line. I learned about the creatine issue too late-but crammed dwn quite a few cheeseburgers. Made the test as late as they would let me (fri.Feb 4 at 1pm).
Day of test-just drank alot of water, took 2 aspirin & 2 vitamin b's every few hrs. I hr before test-drank 24 oz Gatorade, 2 aspirin & 2 vitamin b.
Had to wait in waiting room until about 2:30.
P was yellow enough-but I was still extremely worried!
They called today-(Feb 10) and said everything was 'good to go'.
55 y.o.female
5'3" 174 pds(slow metab.)
Have been exercising daily since Jan 1 to lose weight-but very little exercising entire week b4 test(just a coincidence).
THANKS SO MUCH to the gurus on this board and everyone else for their experiences.
BTW-never had a drug test before-I really feel violated!

[d4rk3]

ok just wanna say, i've posted this before but to anyone who wants to see how i passed read on...also like to holla at Live and Learn, S2, N2, Mel and all you guys! you guys keep on fighting the good fight and researching the battle against THC consumers!

18 yrs old
127.0 (last i checked, naked on the scale)
5'11" (maybe 6' now)
kept this weight for the past few years, so i take it i have a high metabolism, i can't gain weight even if i tried (and yes, i have tried, always fail )

i started smoking almost 3 years ago, but let's get to the time period where it really mattered:
dec 03'-july 04' i was an everyday smoker. good midgrade almost always, dank when i could afford it. then in the middle of july i cut back and started taking breaks (3 days here, smoke down, 5 days here, smoke down, etc., but not cuz of choice ) it was great for killing that tolerance i built up over months of getting stoned everyday. anywho, i basically kept smoking everyday until early january (with more breaks inbetween) keep in mind after the first few cleanouts during summer i lost most of my tolerance completley.

now to what really matters:
quit for almost 5 days.
took 4 "light" hits of some dank
quit for 14.5 days, with 3 exercise sessions in that period (1 heavy workout, 2 lighter ones)
at just over 14.5 days since my last smoke, i used a home test with my first piss of the day...and passed! (faint line but still, a big lift off my shoulders)
the next day i took my "real" test and passed! no dillution, just probably like my 10th piss of the day since i had been up since the previous day.

ok real quick, my theory:
due to the cleanouts throughout summer until my just over 2 week quitting, maybe my weight/metabolism was able to clean out my body easier, since it wasn't everyday anymore, but i was still dirty as **** so i figure between that and the exercise (if it helped at all) i kicked the rest of the bulk THC's ass and passed! (50 ng/ml cutoff) it is possible, or maybe i just have magical piss

sorry to make this so lengthy,

d4rk3



p.s. private message me if you want my actual THC metabolite number (X ng/ml) for security reasons

[frostburner]

my results.. just called for my results and they said i passed and tehy would se eme monday morning..
http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=35571
thats the thread.. thanx guys