The Results Thread

[l33tHydro]

Age: 40
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 185
Metabolism: Avg to High
Frequency: 6 days a week for at least last 8-10 years.
Quality: HQ Hydro for example NL, PH


Swore I'd never work for a company that drug tested, but found out on Jan 20
that current company getting new owners who insist on a drug free workplace
and that we'd all need to be screened in about 30 days or so.


Freaked out, of course, especially when reading how frequency/how long/quality
could drastically effect THC in system time. Felt like a total hypocrite, too,
for not having the balls to say "see ya" I don't want to be part of
your "guilty til proven innocent War on Drugs crapola." But since
I needed the job (very good salary, good benes, economy not in great shape),
I began (mostly) total abstention after final 2 bowl hit on 1/20.


Began to work out 5 days a week as well beginning 1/22. Workouts consisted
of mostly of treadmill (started out walking 30 mins, within a week and 1/2 was
up to 30 min solid running, about 2.5 miles, and 300 avg calorie burn rate).


Abstention easier than expected (again proving marijuana is not an addictive
substance), though did have unsupressable cravings on 2/5 (one small bowl),
2/8 (2 good sized bowls, it was Fat Tuesday after all!), and 2/13.


Knew test was approaching, so stopped working out on 2/24. On 2/25 was told
would need to have urine test between 2/28 and 3/01. Knew nothing (duh!) about
home test kits until reading the thread here. Bought a CVS brand kit on 2/25
and took it after work. Passed with very solid line. Felt incredible relief.
Was still planning to do a pretty heavy dilute per the methods discussed in
the "Dilution and aspirin-- the technique." thread minus the creatine
and salt.Began taking vitamin B12 on 2/25.


However, bought a second urine test on 2/28 (different brand, just to vary
it) and took it the morning of 3/1 on my second piss of the morning. Pass it
with good line, not as solid as previous, but still confidence building. Decided
to take my test that afternoon rather than wait until last possible moment on
3/2/


Test was a SAP 10-50/300 GC/MS performed by Quest Diagnostics. Drank extra
12 oz of water during lunch for a 24oz total. Took 2 aspirins. Between 1 and
2pm drank another 24oz of water. At 3pm I drank another 16oz of water on way
to test and took 3 aspirin. Did the test. Urine looked quite yellow.


On 3/03 was told I passed the test. The bowl on the evening of 3/03 was one
of the best ever. Though relieved, I still feel like a hypocrite. As long as
we continue to put up with this invasion of our privacy for what substances we partake in on our time and with no negative impact on our work lives, it'll continue and will only
get worse. On the other hand, there is some comfort in knowing that the test
is beatable with a little effort.

[JaKa]

I passed my test.

5'8"
260 lbs
Not active
Smoked on different occasions between January 5th and 8th. Last smoke before January was in November. My test was Februrary 28th. That is 50 days clean. I drank more cranberry (48 oz a week) juice and water than normal during this period of time. Thanks for all the information on this board.

[hscha63271]

Well I just wanted to come back and give my update, that Sonnie's #7 worked and I still have a job. I would recommend it for sure.

[white]

I am 6'1" 185lbs. male. I have smoked for 12 yrs. Im almost 30. I have tried everything on the market and have failed every drug test I have ever taken. Detox, synthetic urine, freeze dried urine, cleaner pills, none of them worked...or if they did, the drug test people found the cleaners and I failed anyway. Recently I decided to try again and found actual human pee for sale (perfecturine.com) FINALLY I passed my first drug test. I am now convinced the ONLY way to pass is to use real human pee.......just not my own!!

[Stickline77]

I have been smoking for so long....I have passed 4 drug tests using certo and certo only (&drinking water) and smoking every day, right up to the test day- I have NO self control... im chubby with slow metabolism .My sister just passed a test for a job at a major hospital with certo..this week i have a test for Home dePot, and I pray that certo works again...i will let you know...if i pass this, the 5th test, i will buy stock in certo. What is this crap????

[notagain]

Its been 4 weeks so I must have passed!!

I had toked, split a bowl everyday on Fri Sat & Sun and found out Monday morning I had to test in 24 HRS and thanks to all the posting here its been 4 weeks and no news is good news. I talked to another guy that I know is straight and was tested the same day as me at this company. He said he had no news too. I tested myself on Monday (only 1 day after last doin it) and after drinkin lots of water tested that night very faint. Then...see my thread:

http://cheaptalk.marijuana.com/420/s...ad.php?t=35865

Thanks to evryone!!

[sosSmoker]

I just wanted to chime in here and say thank you for all of the great information. I recently had to take a drug test for a new job. After the countless hours of research I decided that I was going to substitute. I was only about 14 days clean, and I am a pretty heavy smoker (at least 1/day). I took my test at the testing facility LabCorp. I followed N2's suggestions, and practices, practiced. Once I felt comfortable that I could maintain the temp I went in and did the deed. I used a 2.1oz shampoo bottle which yielded about 75ml of fluid. On test day I just got my clean sample from a good friend of mine, and headed off to LabCorp. Surprising they did not have me empty my pockets or check me out in anyway. I was showed to the bathroom, I was able to shut and lock the door behind me. I made the substitution waiting a few moments, took a leak in the toilet and came out. The guy was about 30 feet down the hall so I was confident he didn’t hear me make the transfer. He checked the temp 97.5 and filled out the paperwork, allowed me to wash my hands and flush the toilet. I heard back today from my employer that I start first thing on Monday. So thanks again to all that have offered good advice.

[Harrisment]

Originally Posted by sosSmoker

I just wanted to chime in here and say thank you for all of the great information. I recently had to take a drug test for a new job. After the countless hours of research I decided that I was going to substitute. I was only about 14 days clean, and I am a pretty heavy smoker (at least 1/day). I took my test at the testing facility LabCorp. I followed N2's suggestions, and practices, practiced. Once I felt comfortable that I could maintain the temp I went in and did the deed. I used a 2.1oz shampoo bottle which yielded about 75ml of fluid. On test day I just got my clean sample from a good friend of mine, and headed off to LabCorp. Surprising they did not have me empty my pockets or check me out in anyway. I was showed to the bathroom, I was able to shut and lock the door behind me. I made the substitution waiting a few moments, took a leak in the toilet and came out. The guy was about 30 feet down the hall so I was confident he didn’t hear me make the transfer. He checked the temp 97.5 and filled out the paperwork, allowed me to wash my hands and flush the toilet. I heard back today from my employer that I start first thing on Monday. So thanks again to all that have offered good advice.

Congrats!

[scottyg66]

5' 9" 180 lbs Got a gut (But a huge dick which is where all the weight is )

Time Smoking: 6 years pretty much non-stop except for those dry periods
Amount Smoked: was at 6 or 7 times a day but now at an average of twice a day for a couple months)

Type Smoked: Don't mean to brag but lets just say good SHIEEET

Drug Test: Urine, for the court

I Smoked at around midnight the day before the piss test. The test was at 8:30 AM and was about an hour and a half away from where I live. I got up at about 5:30 AM and took my morning piss. Then Went and drank a full 16 OZ glass of water. Drank a bottle of water while i was in the shower. Then drnak a glass of cranberry juice just to get the piss movin. At around 6:50 AM drank a bottle of Q-Carbo(highly recommended from the GNC guy, can be bought at any GNC store). Then followed the rest of the instructions on the bottle. Then drank 3 bottles of water and pissed about 3 or 4 times on the way to the test.

Went in and pissed the first part into the toilet, gave the sample from the middle part, then pissed the rest in the toilet.

Result: Passed!


I was an idiot for smokin 8 hours before the test and one of my friends did it in 3 hours. The more time clean the better.....but that just doesn't work for me. DAMN THE MAN!

[uncontentgirl]

I just wanted to put my boyfriends results here:

He found out on Wed afternoon that he got a job with a company he has been dying to work for. But they told him that before he could start work on Monday, he would have to take a drug test the next day. We both thought there was NO WAY he could pass because the last time he had smoked was on Wed morning. That would give him less than 48 hours until the piss test!

My boyfriend is about 6', 160lbs., REALLY HIGH METABOLISM.
Has been smoking at least one bowl a day for the last 8 years.

As soon as he found out he had to take the test, he ran to the store and bought a asprin, tums, niacin, gatorade and a GRIP of water. He immediately started to drink tons of water and did that for the rest of Wed. Right before he went to bed, he took a niacin pill. He woke up around 9am the next morning and started to drink more water. At about 10am he took three asprins and three tums. Then around 11am he put three tablespoons of salt in his gatorade bottle, drank it all and then took another niacin pill. At noon he took another two asprins and three tums. At one-thirty, he drank a bottle of that Test Pure Magnum Force stuff and another bottle of water. He took the test at about 3pm on Thursday, only about 30 hours after he had his last bowl.

We waited until Sunday with no word, both of us ****ting our pants. Finally, late Sunday night his new boss called and told him to be ready for work the next morning cuz they had not heard any results. He has now been working there for three days and they havent told him anything.

I GUESS THIS MEANS HE PASSED!!!!