The Results Thread

[stocky]

i smoke a regular of 3-4 blunts per day.unfortunately do to my recent run in with the law i have to submit to monthly urine screens..i've tried xxtra clean,but my p.o didn't test me the day i used it , so im not really sure if it works.. this will be my first urine test and because of what im being charged with ,i know they're waiting and expecting me to fail..i believe that smoking herb is my religous right!! im not a criminal,and i don't think that i should be caged up like an animal just for being in love with the most natural thing on this earth!! need advice on how to pass a.s.ap

195lbs
somewhat built, and a decent metabolism

I came across this site and was amazed to see someone else had figured out the creatine metabolizing into creatinine method. I have been using this method for 3+ years now. I want to warn people with testing that is done for the legal system. They can have VERY low dilution triggers and I dont quite have them figured out. I do know they monitor creatinine levels as I got that to slip out of one of the drug counselors I was forced to speak with.

This all depends on the county you are in. A county out in a rural area I used to be in, I passed find drinking LOADS of water and taking a creatine/carb load the day of t he test, 4 aspirin, and certo, plus as far as apspirin i like to use low dose 71mg and take the equiv of 325mg x 4, i think this will get the plasma concentraions higher as more surface area is available for the pill to dissolve. I passed many a times using this and drinking certo in fruit punch gatorade right before the test.

Now for the bad news. My 2nd to most recent test i drank probably 2.5-3 x 32oz glasses of water/gatorade an hour for 4 hours upto the test, with 3-4 325mg aspirin every hour. And I believe I took certo.

Resulit: diluted
I know this county tests for creatinine levels but they might have others, I did a DOUBLE loading cycle of creatine for 4 days preceeding the test... AND drank certo in gatorade an hour before. still diluted. my po is a B*tch is nice and I get tested weekly!!). I kept a log of my water/gatorade consumption (other than the creatine loading starting 3 days prior):

THIS IS THE 2ND TEST THAT WAS FLAGGED DILUTED... (7-10days clean from smoking HEAVILY)
my definition of heavily is an oz+ of commercial brick per day and usually a 1/4oz of high grade AAA or exotic a week

6:50am 1 16oz glass water, 3 aspirin
7:20am 1 16oz glass water
7:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade, 4 aspirin - 12oz of 16oz was with 1 scoop creatine
8:20am 1 16oz glass water, 1 multiviatmin
8:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade with 12 of 16 + creatine, - 3 aspirin, 1 B vitamin
9:20am 1 16oz glass wat
9:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade with 12 of 16 + creatine, - 3 aspirin
10:30am 1 16oz glass gatorade drank while on way there - 2 aspirin, .5 B vitamin

ON THE 3RD TEST i had a little over 2 weeks clean
6:45 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ creatine in 12oz, 4 aspirin
~7-7:30 1 16oz glass water (in car spread out)
8:00 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ creatine in 12oz, 3 aspirin
8:25 1 multivitamin (small amt of water)
9:00 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ 3/4 scoop creatine, 1 B vitamin, 2 aspirin
9:45 1 12oz glass gatorade
9:50 on way to test 16oz water

RESULT: eye scan

This time they didnt even urine test me, the county I reside in has gone to an Eye Scanning test, you can find more info at www.passpoint.org or www.pmifit.com. These tests only detect you under the influence or from a 'hangover'. I read from other sources in 3-4 days you are fine from ANY drug. I personally know people who have gone in as little as 2 days after a coke session and passed. Be forwarnd, these are only screening tests, if you pop positive on one they WILL UA you for it to hold up in court. AND these tests also have a random number generation scheme built in where people are randomly sent for a UA even if they pass the eye scan.

Substitution isnt a viable method for me, I have some old dude standing right behind me and the wall facing me while i am pissing is covered in mirrors. (invasion of privacy to the max). My first post here but I have enjoyed picking up some more tips, I have done MANY hours of research over the years I have been subjected to testing.

Substitution worked great for my girlfriend, the method I used was of course acquiring clean urine, then A GOOD NAME BRAND ZIPLOCK FREEZER BAG (dont want it leaking). Fold the bag over multiple times at the ziplock area till the piss is down at the bottom. Duct tape the bag to keep it wrapped this way. We then duct taped a heating pack found at your local sporting goods store (to put in your gloves to keep hands warm) to the bag and then strapped it to her inner thigh. worked like charm other than the tiny leakage after she was done (not noticeable but it still sucks having someone elses piss run down your leg).

On a side note, people here have always had good luck with the 'waste your money drinks' I believe they might have something to mask/coat the bladder. The drinks around here do not tell you to consume large amounts of water. INFACT they tell you not to. just consume the drink, refil the bottle in 15min then drink that again is the common instructions...

Just thought I would share my info, be careful drinking too much water. Depending on the mood of your po (or time of the month in my case) you can get violated for multiple diluted tests. Although it is alot harder to hold up in court with a lawyer.

-Just some tips- Hope it helps out someone[/quote]

[r0os]

Stockys methods are very precise and helpful, this is the reason I began this thread for others to learn many different ways of passing the test (mostly based on the asprin/dillution technique. I have not posted in a while but I recieved a piss test recently, and as I am on probation in a rural town it is much easier to pass my tests (as stocky mentioned).
Well, my technique today was as follows
Stayed clean for 5 days after smoking heavy amount for 2 weeks of northern lights, AK47, and Jack Herer (great dank)
I begin taking two niacin a day after quiting
Day of test
I failed my first home test
3 hours before the test I took 8 niacin (which isnt good for you)
continuessly ate vitamin c, e, b, asprin (10 total spaced out), lethicin, centrum, and lysine for 3 hours before test
Also drank 1.5 packeges of certo and 1.25 gallons of water
(the water helped the most)
30 minutes before the test took another home test and I passed
went to probation took a test and passed.
Dillution is the key (in an rural area) otherwise creatine and tums can be helpful to fool creatine and ph levels.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL STONERS TAKING THE PEE TEST!
As I passed my test I have the honor of being bakes as I typed this.

[imsoooohit]

Here is my original post

I also took some asprin after reading up on these forums..

Thanks to everyone who supplies information on here. I wouldnt have been able to do it without you guys!

[bigggzigggy]

They took their time getting back to me, so I was really sweatin it out, but I passed a gc/ms test, got the call this morning. Stopped smoking for 48 hours drank sonne 7,the amount they recomend,for that time. Drank alot of cran juice and gatoraid for that time.And the morning of the test I drank Naturally clean , which is just an expensive and quick dilution method.also added aspirin and tums to the mix. Im 5,10 160 fast metab, but dont really exercise.Was a mod. smoker a little more than a 1/4 a week.But for a couple weeks b4, I only smoked about four joints, The last one being 48 hour prior. Although I passed I really dont recomend this. Dilition works but always try to give yourself more time{ a week at least }for peace of mind, I hope this helps. I gotta get back to my extra large JOINT. Thanks everyone for all the help.

[adventureboy]

Two weeks of sweating it out, after the surprize random test at work, and the result is finally in... I passed!!! Yeeee freaking Haaaa!

Here's my post:
http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=28841

[melanotaenia]

well, for anyone out there who is interested, I am a 24 year old male. about 170 pounds, work out 2 hours a day, and was a chronic user up until two weeks ago; by chronic I mean only KB in blunts, joints, water pipes etc. Today I tested myself after a good cup of water, my urine was not clear mind you, it still had some color to it, and I was able to get a faint red line to show up in the the T section of the C-T home test. I know this means I am about near the cutoff line (which for this test is 50ng) and within a couple more days, possibly the weekend, I should be cleaned out. April 16 was my last day of smoking, and all I have done was eat healthy, work out, keep with the high fiber foods, the water, and the cranberry juice. This should help aid people so they may know that it is true that everyone is different, and regardless of use and frequency of use, it all depends on the individual body it is being put into.

Good luck everyone with their detoxes, now that I am almost clean I just have to hope and wait that I get the call back from the company I interviewed for.

[axisdenied]

Hey everyone! I just thought I'd share this with you for the purpose of getting an idea of how much pot consumed the night before passes (remember, this is just an idea... I'm sure it doesn't work the same for everybody). The story is that I went into work after lunch during which I drank a martini. I work in a plant with all sorts of hazardous crap around so when somebody in the office smelt alcohol on me, I was contacted by human resources to be escorted to an off-site medical facility for a breathalyer and drug screen. Of course I was under the limit on my BAC but the night before I had smoked one hit the size of a fully-packed one-hitter. I was in the company of a security guard at the time so I wasn't able to mess with the contents of my bladder. At least a month had elapsed since the last time I'd smoked other than being in the presence of other smokers and passively inhaling. Here's the stats on me:

5'5
125 lbs, female
low-to-moderate metabolism

and

cheap mexican green, I'm guessing around 3% THC content but one hit was enough to produce mild effects

This was in the middle of the day and I had already urinated a few times already that morning. The only trick I could use was giving pee midstream (a little in the bowl, 30mL into the cup and the rest in the bowl). The test I took was a SAM 5, which I think might be 50/ng per mL cutoff. I passed.

axisdenied

[reefermadness1]

I'm 5' 7 and 145 lbs. I smoke on weekends only, every weekend. I hadn't smoked for exactly a week before my UA but didn't know I'd even have one until the day before I took it. The day before the test, I took some Niacin. The day of the test, I drank 2 liters of Pepsi and peed whenever I felt like it. About an hour before the test I took 1 aspirin. Once I got to the doctors office, I told them I didn't have to pee and proceeded to the water cooler and drank about 8 glasses of water. After that, I sat down and glanced at a couple magazines until I had to urinate. I gave them the minimum 30ml, and made sure to piss first into the toilet until I was halfway done, and than into the cup, and than finish off in the toilet.

Anyways, the results came today and I came up negative. Good luck to fellow smokers

[SideshowStoner]

Called my company today to check if everything was up to date and they said the results came back NEGATIVE!!! I'm really feeling good about this summer and I want to thank this board for helping me through a tough time. I was 8 days clean when I took my test and I still managed to pass. Thanks everyone.


Right now i'm drunk off my ass. Yay cinco de mayo. Yay negative results.


-Sideshow (matt)

[reefermadness1]

Thanks S2.

I had my test last friday. I didn't know I'd have it until that morning, but luckily I hadn't smoked for a week. I took a couple Aspirins and had a 32oz. bottle of Gatorade, 2 cans of Pepsi, and 8 glasses of water throughout the course of the day and pissed when ever I felt the need. Before the test I took a couple more glasses of water to be safe and than took the UA. The results came in Tuesday and I came up negative.

Again, thanks to S2.