The Results Thread

[RudeboyP]

Let me tell you how I passed a urine test- it was a while ago but someone might find it useful. My method was a combination of substitution and dilution-so this answers a couple big questions for ya'll:

1. MIXED PEE DOES NOT RAISE ANY FLAGS (GIVEN THAT BOTH PEES ARE FRESH- AKA EITHER RIGHT OUT OF YOUR BODY OR FROZEN AND BROUGHT TO TEMP)

2. DRUG TESTS DO NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE PISS.

I got my friend's piss (female), and after 3/4 hours of having it at around 94 degrees, I refridgerated and then froze it overnight. I pissed clean for an end of day home test the night before the real thing, but wasn't ready to use only my own piss for the real test. I was a few days shy of 2 weeks clean, and have had little to no physical exercise.

I ended up using some of my piss and some of her piss (crotching the sample for heat- 2oz pert shampoo bottle, washed and sterilized by boiling). I felt like a total idiot, because I figured that chances were high that I was clean anyway, and that perhaps I had incorrectly dealt with the sub piss and it had gone bad.

But no, it was all well. In retrospect, the only thing I would have done differently was to immeaditely freeze the girl's urine, so I would not even be worried about contamination

[romantempest]

Followed N2's post exactly with measuring cup(dork), loaded creatine-levels where tested-, B complex(neon green urine). Im pretty sure this is the happiest I have have ever been, I start next thursday and owe it all to this site. thank you so much.

6 ft
180 lbs
avg. metabolism.

[CQUE]

65 hrs clean
5'7"
155 lbs
Smoked daily for 30 yrs. One bowl nightly.

10:00 am Took 4 asprin and drank 20 oz. Gatorade

11:00 am Drank another 8 oz. every 15 min until 12:00 noon

12:20 Drank 4 oz. more (Total of 56oz. fluid intake.)

1:00 Home test - FAILED

Didn't acheive the total 76-78 oz. fluid intake as recommended by N2. It's really hard drinking all the fluid (Gatorade) if your not used to it...didn't feel good the rest of the day.

I've decided to stay clean until I pass home test and then start looking for a job.

[grillmeats]

That is a great Idea!

[Phlask]

Passed my test with 32 days Clean.

Usage- 2-3 bowls daily for 3 1/2 weeks lowgrade.

Weight- 210 decent ammount of muscle, some fat.

Height- 6'0"

Exercise/Diet- Ate lean meals and exercised for 28 days dropping 15 pounds to 195(Aerobic Exercise).

Metabolism- Average, maybe a little above.

Action Taken- Dilution, started Creatine 4 days before test, cut fluid intake for dilution by about half, drank 74oz gatorade double strength w/salt total.

Test- split sent to lab 10 panel Immunoassay(Emit).


Thank god for this site

Here's my post when I was freakin (detailed)

Worried Mode On

[nerphroll]

I think you would have passed without diluting but nonetheless, great job.

[wugambi812]

Thanks a lot guys, used qf4.0 and everything turned out great. They told me before I left that I passed everything so thanks again and I will stick around this board because I appreciate the work you do.

[Stego]

31, female, 180lbs- average metabolism...
I did it- and all the credit goes to the info here about abstaining, dilution, creatine, sodium, B vitamins and water loading.
I've been smoking for every morning before work and all night until bed for at least four years, maybe more. In the last three months I moved to a more expensive place and had to cut back on the buds but I was still smoking at least three times a week.
I had two weeks of abstinance, before the EMIT test and in those two weeks took Nature's Miracle Ultimate Cleanse and drank two gallons of water a day. Then I found this site a week before my test and all the info about dilution, creatine, keeping the THC that was in your fat cells put and that a high fiber supplement might reroute THC to my colon instead of my urine. So I kept up the cleanser for the rest of the week, and on Friday, stopped it, and started eating steaks, guzzling cran juice, taking fiber supplements and basically calorie loading and not moving around much. I read N2's dilution faq and planned it in a day planner along with when I would take a tablespoon of salt with my water in the am so my specific gravity stayed up.
On Monday, the day of my test, I drank a bottle of 32 oz Strip Ultra Cleanse because it had 1000 mg of creatine at 9:30 (beware of this toxic shit it makes you shit pure orange glop) ate Rolaids every 2 hours and two tablespoons of salt four hours apart. I then did N2's dilution method, (test was at 1:30 I started his method at 11am). Took my B vitamins at 12.
Went in to test at around 1:30, got the results back today- thanks so much!

[uh-oh]

Hey all... i ended up passing my drug test. i was 20 days clean and about an hour before i took the test i had a 32oz bottle of gatorade rain and popped 4 asprin. then i passed with my own piss. subbing would have been really easy though because they sent me into a bathroom and didnt even listen at the door. thnx for all the help sec3, 1toke, grillmeats, and all the other people who gave me some advice.

[1tokeovertheline]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

Hey all... i ended up passing my drug test. i was 20 days clean and about an hour before i took the test i had a 32oz bottle of gatorade rain and popped 4 asprin. then i passed with my own piss. subbing would have been really easy though because they sent me into a bathroom and didnt even listen at the door. thnx for all the help sec3, 1toke, grillmeats, and all the other people who gave me some advice.

YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! Congratulations. I bet you are glad that is over.