The Results Thread

[macmac]

This posting is in reference to this thread:
http://www.marijuana.com/420/urine-t...58-normal.html

I was clean for 3 days used a dillution method along with a store purchased product (XXClean). Thank you again for all the wonderful information here, helped alot.

Test results came back negative this afternoon.

Take care good luck and happy smoking!

Ciao,

Mac

[blacklabrador]

150 lbs
Female
Smoke 3 times per week

Passed drug screen after drinking Clear NC, which was a miserable experience but it worked.

Smoked 3 days prior to test.

[oh am I scared!]

Well...I failed my test...I am a female in my late 20's, I have been smoking for about 14 years almost, and I weigh about 140 lbs, I abstained for 14 days before the big day. I used the dilution method after completing Permanent 5 detox, Stinger 3 day detox and Vales once a month detox formula. Needless to say, I am still dirty as a motherf@!ker...I used 4 different home drug tests, all that came out positive.

I think that it is very difficult for people with my body type (pear shaped woman!!) to get rid of THC from the system...so I am quitting for good...or at least until I can get a jobby job...good luck and congrats to those of you that were able to pass!!!

[1tokeovertheline]

Originally Posted by oh am I scared!

Well...I failed my test...I am a female in my late 20's, I have been smoking for about 14 years almost, and I weigh about 140 lbs, I abstained for 14 days before the big day. I used the dilution method after completing Permanent 5 detox, Stinger 3 day detox and Vales once a month detox formula. Needless to say, I am still dirty as a motherf@!ker...I used 4 different home drug tests, all that came out positive.

I think that it is very difficult for people with my body type (pear shaped woman!!) to get rid of THC from the system...so I am quitting for good...or at least until I can get a jobby job...good luck and congrats to those of you that were able to pass!!!

Sorry to hear you failed even after using the dilution method. If you quit make sure you use home tests to see WHEN you are clean. You don't want to fail again. Good luck.

[bkdiezelz]

I guess I passed...

Tested 8/14 after 52 days clean and being a multi/daily smoker of high grade bud for 15+ years. Did a very minor dilute and 3 aspirins along w. creatine ( for 4 days up till test day). Passed home tests with faint lines before and after real test. I haven't heard a thing and reported to work on 8/21 and have been working since (like a madman) for the past 3 weeks.

So I am thinking I passed!

Stressed to the gills and it was an easy sub. Figures, but I don't care now, I am in the clear. Thanks to sec, JB and all who have helped and dealt w. my super paranoia. This site has been a big help.

On a side note, it seems that my multiple daily smoking days are over. I feel refreshed and see I can hack it as an occasional smoker rather than what I once was. I no longer have the time nor desire to smoke constantly, and if this is what I needed to see that then that was an added unforeseen benefit.

Thanks again,

Bob

[PotHead4lyfe]

i just wanna say i passed my drug test after 19 str8 days of not smoking. i wasnt a heavy smoker, and i drink lots of water. i was actually stalling my ass off to avoid taking it when they wanted me to. ended up taking it like a week late lol. but basically the morning i took it, i drank half cup of vinegar, cup of coffee, and a big bottle of gatorade. (all of those things were just random shit i read off the internet, didnt even know how they would actually help, im pretty gullible).

then i drank lots and lots and lots of water. and i urinated about 5 times before i took the test to try to get some color back. i had to urinate like every ten minutes it was pretty crazy. but i eventually took the test, and looks like i passed since i been working for a few weeks now. thanx for all the advice!!!!

[user7681]

I took my pre-employment urine test at 8:30 AM Monday. As I left the collection point, I saw the attendant take my sample upstairs to the lab, so I know my sample was tested Monday monring. This lab uses quick turnaround as a selling point with negatives reported within 24 hours and positive confirmations taking an additional 24. All lab work is done on site. I talked to my new boss this morning and he was eager to have me start next Monday morning. I believe this means my test must have come back clean. As a point of reference, I was abstinent 65 days after 28 weeks of use at an average of 3.5 uses a week. The plant material was mostly of mediocre quality. I didn't really dilute, but I was well hydrated for the test. I feel as if I won this one thanks to all the support, encouragement and info I got off this site.

[subiseasy]

Okay, first I would like to say, thank you to all the helpful people on this forum. Great Community! As you have helped me out, I feel it necessary to at least contribute my results.

Age-21
Height-6 feet 5 inches.
Weight- 280
Body fat percentage-13 %

Type of test-Standard 5 panel, for pre-employment.

Setting-Doctor's office, specimen collected and sent to lab via post.

Method used to attempt pass- Substitution.

Last time smoked-9/15/2006,
Current date-10/12/2006(however, not relevant because of method used.)

Now to narrate the process. I am only an occasional smoker. The test came up on me with 24 hours notice. I bought a First Check 5 panel test(ironically from the place of employment, ha!) I don't do other substances so the lines on the true drugs were very dark, thus being negative. The line for THC was too faint for comfort. However the test does state that even a faint line is negative. I would have sent off to lab for GS/MS but time constraints would not allow. I decided to go the route of substitution(thanks N2). As I knew the chance of being observed was minimal for a pre-employment screen. I practiced with a 4 ounce container the night before with water to become accustomed to the feel of the container and controlling the temperature(invest in a digital thermometer). This is the most critical process of substitution, being well prepared. I cleansed out the 4 ounce container with boiling water to eliminate any possible bacteria. I did this right before adding the clean urine. The smell of the mouthwash was still there. This is mute though because any possible bacteria that could alter the test result would have been eliminated with the boiling water. I had my sister void into a container(also cleansed via boiling water) and then transferred my liquid gold into the 4 ounce container. I filled it up 3/4 of the way. I am glad I did because the lab assistant asked for an amount well beyond two ounces. However, she ended up only using about an ounce. I am sure they do this to scare you into adding your own urine because they know about the standard 2 ounce subbing process.

Prior to taking the official test, I arrived at the doctor's office and had to wait almost an hour. I had the container in position between my boy's and the back door, along with holding my thighs close together. I did not use tighty whitey's, because I did not own any, and I had practiced controlling the container. At the doctor's office I used my good Southern charm to both make my self feel more comfortable, and to appear as a good boy to the staff. The restroom I used was the only one in the doctors office. Needless to say it was stocked with standard restroom equipment. The assistant pulled the trashcan out. I could not turn on the water, flush, or wash my hands. There was no dye in the toilet. I could shut the door but not lock it(again I am sure this an attempt to "psyke" you out). I followed the instructions of subbing to a T and am now happily posting my positive results with you.

The main thing I would iterate to any one contemplating substitution is to first read N2's substitution guidelines located via the link below.

http://www.thedrugwar.com/urine-test...elines-n2.html

However, I would suggest carrying at least 3 ounces of clean urine. You might be asked for a larger specimen than two ounces.

Also, it is best to use the dilution method in conjunction with substitution. That is if you do not know for sure if you will be observed. Dilution method can be found via the link below.

http://www.thedrugwar.com/urine-test...elines-n2.html

Finally, the most important aspect of using the substitution method is to PRACTICE and be prepared(do your research). You will be much calmer, and the process will flow much better(pun intended).

P.S. I would like to extend my gratitude towards the helpful people of this community(1tokeover, N2, and many others). I appreciate all of the help I have read.

P.S.S. Do not worry your self to death over substitution, the only thing that will get you is a bad experience. Be calm, be informed, and practice. It is truly too easy. I do not even understand why "they" drug test since the entire process is inherently flawed.

jason.

[!WaR]

Hey, hey kids! Hehe. First and foremost i would like to thank n2 and his masterful advice on the sub method. I had a pre-employment drug screening for a very important job. I had about three days before the test but i have been heavy user for quite some time, i didn't want to take a chance with dilluting...so i went with the substitution. The morning of the test i went over to my cousin's house to get the clean urine. I was going to get it from my little cousin but found out he had been taking cough medicine for a recent cold. I read on here that this might give a false negative, i didn't want to take any chances, so instead, i got it from his step-father. He has a case of gout, and i was kind of paranoid about this, because he takes medication for it, but his wifey (my aunt) is a nurse and said it would not show up at all, she was correct.
This is how i executed it; A have a thermal mug, dropped in 105 degree water. This thing is vacuum tight, and i had practiced with it to see how long it would hold heat for. It can hold heat over four hours with minimal drop in the tempature. Got two non-lubricated condoms, two bread twisty ties, a digital thermometer, and a towel. N2's advice about rolling the condom over itself is keen shizzard, but i had a feeling it would pop, so i threw the rolled condom into another condom, and just twisted it with some bread ties. I threw the condom(s) into the therm mug and was on my way. When i got to the medical facility's parking lot about 30 minutes later i got the mug out and checked the temp, it was 102 degrees, perfect!!! Dryed off the wet condoms and stuffed it in the goocher, with double pair of boxer-briefs and black jeans, sorry i just can't rock the butt-huggers. I went it, waited for about 25-30 minutes, and then was taken to the bathroom. The nurse instructed me not to flush or wash my hands. So i took a mean piss, while peeing i was coordinated enough to pull out the clean urine and dump it into the container. No specified amount was necesarry but i had 2 oz on me anyhoo. Gave it to the lady who said the results would be ready in five minutes...she also gave me a hearing and eye exam. When we got back to the room where she had my piss i asked if everything was cool and good and she said everything was fine and dandy. THANK GOOOOODNESS!!!! Thank you everyone, especially my mang N2, i would have never passed without your guidance and tips. Great community and site, everyone keep up the good work and bomb ganj. Peaces!

- !WaR

[bongpimper420]

THank you everyone. After only 8 days of not smoking I passed my piss test by using 4 aspirin (325mg) 2.5 hours before test, lots of water and a b vitamin 1.5 hours before test. It was for probation and I PASSED. woooohoooooooo!!!!! I thought I was doomed when he said he was going to drop me. It was a faint line but I PASSED!!!! Time to rip a bong!!!!