The Results Thread

[HELLuCiNaTiOn]

Had my test 2 days ago at 11 am... woke up about 7:30, drank 64 oz. of Powerade, took a One-a-Day multivitamin after breakfast, then took 4 aspirin, about 3 Niacin, & a B6... topped it off with a couple cans of Mountain Dew right before the test... piss was flourescent yellow... got the results today & came back NEGATIVE! This after smokin at least a quarter ounce this past month & at least an ounce a month before that...

I wanna thank the board for all the help, couldnt have done it without the info gathered from this site. I start my job on Friday, $13.36 / hr with union benefits after 60 days

Thanks yall... together as an informed community we can beat a bull**** system ran by hypocritical power-hungry people...

peace

[nny62]

i used to smoke crazy amounts. like 5-6x per day of chronic 1/8-1/4 per week
i stopt smokn on 3.15 - had one session on 3.29 wit a few bong rips and then clean until 5.7
plenty of exercise, drinkn fluids
passed a home test on 5.1 with first part of morning void
took my test w/ quest on 5.7
they just made me wash my hands and they turned off the water. if i had wanted to sub it would've been really easy. she claimed she was listening but when i left the bathroom she was somewhere else.
it was my second void of hte day, but i did not have enough so i gave them the entire thing.
anywas, i got a call for my new job today telln me they want me to come in on saturday to start.
burn on yall
good luck
-m

[Jen the Samurai]

My thread: http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=29462

Well, I'm 19 and I smoked for the first time 10 days before my drug test. All I did was drink a couple bottles of water before the test and only urinated once or twice during that time.

However... I PASSED!!! NEGATIVE RESULTS!! Not even diluted. I had already taken the test before I posted on this site and just came here to ask for peoples' opinions on whether they thought I would pass or not, just to ease my mind.

Well, my friends. You were correct. YAY! Thanks for the support... I go in for orientation at Kohls on Monday! Big bucks, here I come!

[4mer_smoker]

Well, I don't know how much this will help anyone, but here was my original thread.

I guess what I should stress is that I was very much a chronic heavy smoker. I smoked everday for three, probably closer to four, years. Sometimes I would consume as much as a quarter in one sitting. Anyways, I'm 19 6'0 and I weigh about 150. I was clean for 42 days when I took the test. I worked out every day for like three weeks up to the test, drinking a lot of water and very much milk. Starting 2 days prior to the test, I drank at least a gallon of water a day, probably a gallon and a half and I took a bunch of aspirin before the test along with the B vitamins and multivitamins.

I'm just saying that if you're a chronic smoker for an extended period of time like I was, you should probably go for the six week mark. I called in today and was told to arrive Monday. I must give thanks to cheaptalk, because this is a priceless source of informtion here. I'm not sure if I would've passed sooner, because I didn't have the money for the ATHome tests. I'm glad I didn't substitute, even though it would've been very easy, because it feels good to piss clean by myself. Anyways, thanks again!

[illkungfum0ves]

original post
http://www.marijuana.com/420/login.p...838&i=75057281

On wednesday i had my job interview. The lady interviewing me assumes that i know that there's a pending drug test(in which i did).. This lady tells me to get it over with as soon as i can without even telling me it was a drug test.. I pretend i'm stupid at this point saying "uhhh... they're not gonna take my blood are they, i'm scared of that kind of thing..." haha... The lady says nah and gives me the directions to the place. But for some reason i was told to pick up the papers and get the test done early morning at 8am the next day. So the next morning i wake up at 7:30, drink 5 cups of water and return to pick up the papers. I'm told i have 24 hours to complete the test. So i lag even more. around 9 i'm freaking watching regis and kelly or something like that, drinking more water, making myself feel all heavy, and at the same time, being pretty freaking nervous... My pee is completely clear at this time. 9:30 i take a multi-vitamin and start calling friends up to see if they could fill up my 4 oz. bottle. I get one friends specimen, stick it in my double layered tightie whities and down more water.. i'm scared about the temperature sinking below 91º so i try to rush to the testing place as soon as i can. assuming i would get there in 10 minutes, i get there in 20.. I arrive there only to wait another 20 minutes in line, needing to pee a freaking river... I start squeezing the shampoo bottle as much as i can to warm the urine up.... I didn't even feel the heat of the bottle anymore.. The guy finally calls me up, colors the toilet bowl water and leaves me be. I pour my friends pee into the cup and proceeded to watch the scale on the side. I thought thought the pee's temp would be super low due to all the time consumption.... The scale starts at 90º and goes up in increments of two. So it goes 90, 92, 94, 96, 98.... each number had a box underneath it.. after i poured my friends pee, the box underneath 90, 92, and 94 turned black until the box underneath 96 turned grey. I rejoice in my head at this minute, but i still needed to pee.. So i released the fury accidentally on the wall, and then re-aimed it into the bowl.. pausing inbetween. I finally get out, and waited a little. As i was sitting, i thought the nurses and stuff were giving me dirty looks.. But i'm paranoid like that.. The doctor calls me and tells me to sign.. he signs and tells me it's to assure the company that he's the person who tested me... i get to leave.. today i got called, and i have orientation in a few days.. all this, just to freaking work.

good luck to everyone else!

[angeltear44]

A few people have posted this, myself included so I'll share. I'm 21 i haven't smoked in years. I'm 5'9 140 pds. I smoked on saterday night. Today is tuesday and I passed an at home drug test. So those who had a night of minor debauchery can relax

[ticadad]

Below is what i posted about two weeks ago. I never got my result's from the drug screen but i started yesterday so I am assuming no news is good news. thanks for all the insight from all who had posted to my response...


Hello everyone, I have a few questions for my fellow smokers or ex one's. anyway, i have to take a test for a fortune 100 company. they sent me the form to go take to the clinic, in Long Beach, and on it the type of test is as follows: 5 Panel/THC50 and also Blood Ethanol. can anyone interpret this? Also, anyone know or have any experience with the "UTEST THC" home testing kit?

Finally, I am about 5'11 and weigh 180 pounds; i work out, surf and run 6 days a week. Up to March 10 I smoked the Chronic everday and sometimes all day for about 5 - 6 years. Basically I have been clean at or around 60 days. any insight. I have gone through some previous post, not trying to waste anyone's time, however could not find any that applied to my specific situation... any help or insight would be greatly appreciated!! thanks...

Ticadad

[qtiepie282]

I passed my urine test after not smoking for 18 days. I smoke a bowl or two of mids every weekend or so, sometimes in the middle of the week too (however, about 23 days before my test was scheduled, I went on a binge and smoked several times a day for almost a week). I am female, 19, 120 lbs., avg. metabolism. I took this as pre-employment test and was VERY nervous, b/c I NEEEEEEEEEEDED this job. Basically, all I did was 3 days before the test begin flushing my system out with water and all-natural cranberry juice all day every day. I bought two home tests and took one at the beginning of the flushing and I tested negative, but I was concerned about the accuracy so I kept up my regimin. I took this stuff called X-treme clean in a state of paranoia right before my test, after testing neg. for my second home test. I went in, my urine was a nice mid-light yellow color but it took nearly TWO weeks for my results to come back!!!!! Two weeks of nail biting, but turns out there was a problem in the chain of custody. But I tested negative and I start my job tomorrow. Wish you guys luck.

[cascader]

Passed my test. Here is how it went. I stopped smoking fifteen days before the test. I'm a bicycle rider, so I kept riding every day, 15-20 miles, up 'til two days prior to test. I went on a diet of oatmeal for breakfast and grilled chicken and steamed veggies for dinner, drinking only water or tea. Two days prior to the test I ate a thick porterhouse steak with all the trimmings. I ended up about fifteen pounds lighter as a side benefit. I was definitely burning more calories than I was taking in. I followed N2's dilution/asperin method closely and did dry runs and self-tested. I did a final self test in my car a half hour before the actual lab piss. It was negative, so I was very confident I would pass. And I did. Hope this info will be helpful to others. I've been a daily smoker for years, usually excellent high end weed. P.S.: I'm glad MJ is my drug of choice because there were NO withdrawl syptoms.

[allwaysaff]

I took 2 tests a couple of weeks ago, passed the one i paid for myself (Any Lab Test Inc./done by LABCORP, 50ng, cutoff) and failed the 2nd/job one(given by concertra/Advanced toxicology Network/ATN was the lab) 2 DAYS LATER...i smoked for 3 days 2 weeks before and drank alot of water before the 2nd test i failed, went in the afternoon after pissing all morning, took vitamins for yellow color, only peed midstream, and drank for days before the 2nd failed test...i cant confirm but suspect the lab did a GC/MS right off the bat instead of an EMIT...beware subsitution is the only way to insure a pass/negative result...I'm 6', 200lbs. and abstained for over a month before the 3 day binge...the postive failed test was a 10 panel screen...

beware of gaining confidence from a single test, and here are the questions the lab asked me upon positive results:

1. been in close proxmitiy to smokers in a confined area ?
2. what meds are you taking ?
3. when was the last time you smoked ?

I should have said yes to #1 as I might have had an out or retake possiblity.
i heard from the employer you can test neg/positive randomly for as much as 30-45 days after...i did everything except substitue the sample and I should have instead of being honest...and i could have as they didnt watch during the pee sample, only had to go into a bathroom that had the toliet sealed and had blue toliet water...