The Results Thread

[1tokeovertheline]

Originally Posted by smokester420

id like to thank everyone for help!!! i subbed and still wasnt sure cause the person that i used had smoked 10 days before and this was a hi tech GC/Ms test...but i passed and need to go in for orientation 2marrow!!!!

P.S. I am on a diet so can i have my chicken baked with some wheat pasta...thanks

You have to be one of the luckiest SOB's I have read about. Subbed with dirty urine and passed.
Congratulations. Enjoy your new job.

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by smokester420

id like to thank everyone for help!!! i subbed and still wasnt sure cause the person that i used had smoked 10 days before and this was a hi tech GC/Ms test...but i passed and need to go in for orientation 2marrow!!!!

P.S. I am on a diet so can i have my chicken baked with some wheat pasta...thanks

Winner, Winner, Baked Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keenan]

im 6'1, 160, wasen't particularly active during the time, smoked everyday, usually more then once.

i was clean in 12 days.. i took 2 niacin pills (available at GNC for like 10 bucks) for like 5 days but stopped because theyre painful and irritating. they rest of a time i just drank a shit load of water and a little clensing tea.

[timmyg420]

I posted this elsewhere....but I wanted to get my Chicken cordon bleu.....I waited because I wanted to be absolutely sure that I passed....I took the test May 9th...and have been two weeks into my job...even though I haven't heard anything..I am assuming I passed my test......anyway....I really want to thank everyone on this board...it gave me the confidence to beat the system. I used N2's dilution method.....I am six foot 3..260 lbs....31 years old....I have smoked every day multiple times since I was 19....and i had only been clean 11 days when I took the test......THANK YOU EVERYONE.......over two weeks without a call does mean I passed right?

[Jerry G]

Way to go...

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by timmyg420

I posted this elsewhere....but I wanted to get my Chicken cordon bleu.....I waited because I wanted to be absolutely sure that I passed....I took the test May 9th...and have been two weeks into my job...even though I haven't heard anything..I am assuming I passed my test......anyway....I really want to thank everyone on this board...it gave me the confidence to beat the system. I used N2's dilution method.....I am six foot 3..260 lbs....31 years old....I have smoked every day multiple times since I was 19....and i had only been clean 11 days when I took the test......THANK YOU EVERYONE.......over two weeks without a call does mean I passed right?

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DamnYouBongBoy]

Last semester I applied to Best Buy and went in for a UA. I decided to use a friend's pee who doesn't smoke. I got him to pee in a condom and put it in the fridge. The day of the test i put the condom in a ziplock back and bought 2 hand warmers. I drove to the clinic and activated the handwarmers which i then put in the ziplock bag. I rolled up the bag and taped the bag under my balls. Additionally, I taped a pair of scissors to my chest. Soon I was in the bathroom and ready to fill the cup. I tried to take the bag out as quitely as possible and became pretty nervous because it was so quite any sound I made could be heard. So I started to pee in the toilet while I was getting the full condom ready. I was so nervous I was shaking and when I snipped the condom pee flew all over the place. Luckily I got enough in the cup and put the pee covered tools/bags in my pocket. I washed my hands and dipped out. I passed, yet I had to drive back to my apt covered in my friend's pee.

I got a test coming up fairly soon for TSA, and I plan to dillute, screen with asprin, color with b12, and redirect with fiber. I will post when I get the results.

[the deta]

After practicing the sub and dilution methods, buying the QF, and getting some very faint lines on some home tests with my first voids of the day (i had been posting in the Substitution Tricks and Tips thread, so go there if you want to be filled in on my earlier updates), i decided to use a scaled down version of N2s dilution method. AND I PASSED!!!! Thanks to N2 and Sec3 and all the other regulars here, this site has truely helped ease my nerves over the past 4 weeks, as well as pass this test today. Thanks again everyone! If i could i would buy all YOU a chicken dinner, you are the ones who deserve it! I start my new gig monday. :-)

[1tokeovertheline]

Originally Posted by the deta

After practicing the sub and dilution methods, buying the QF, and getting some very faint lines on some home tests with my first voids of the day (i had been posting in the Substitution Tricks and Tips thread, so go there if you want to be filled in on my earlier updates), i decided to use a scaled down version of N2s dilution method. AND I PASSED!!!! Thanks to N2 and Sec3 and all the other regulars here, this site has truely helped ease my nerves over the past 4 weeks, as well as pass this test today. Thanks again everyone! If i could i would buy all YOU a chicken dinner, you are the ones who deserve it! I start my new gig monday. :-)

Congratulations on passing and also for your new job.

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by the deta

I PASSED!!!! If i could i would buy all YOU a chicken dinner, you are the ones who deserve it! I start my new gig monday. :-)

Winner, Winner, Mulitple Chicken Dinners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!