The Results Thread

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by Jezebel

I passed! I start work tomorrow!

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slydog]

I am 6 ft 3 bout 240 lbs, average metabalism I guess, and a lil over wieght. Every day toker for 30 of my 47 years. Appiled for my dream job and actually got the call back, 60K a year and ALL the benefits. Last smoked on a wed. nite , got the call thur. morning to be there monday morning for drug test.
I freaked out....what drug test, nothing in any of the material I had looked at said anything about it. I had 4 days to clean up and no clue what to do. So I immediatly hit the net, luckily I found you guys. After reading everything on the boards I think I had a good understanding of how to pass the UA. A friend said that he had used xxclean and it worked for him but I had to be sure this is my big chance. I decided not to take any chances and used all 3 methods , lol. My wife is clean so I had her give me a sample in case I wasn't observed to pull a sub. And in case I was observed I figured I'd better play it safe and bought a bottle of the xxclean anyway, then used the dilution method just to be sure.

Took the pre-cleanse pills sunday morning and drank plenty of fluids, pissed like a race horse all day. Got up monday at 7 am and drank a cup of coffee. I took a home test for THC and no line at all, 4 days of not toking and a lot of water hadn't helped , still positive. At 7:30 drank 32 oz gatoraide and took 4 asprin, 4 tums and 4 B complex. At 8:30 drank another 32 oz gatoraide and took 2 asprin, 2 tums and 1 multi-vitamin. Same at 9:30. At 10:30 drank a mountain dew and took 2 tums , 2 B complex, and a creatine pill. At 11:30 tried a gatoraide with salt , yuck , couldn't drink it all. Instead drank a big glass of tea with 2 asprins, 2 tums and 2 B complex. At 12:30 I drank the xxclean and followed with a bottle of water since the test was scheduled for 3:30 pm and the package said that it was good for 1 to 5 hours with 3 hours after being the most effective time frame. At this point I was going every 20 minutes, but it looked very clear. So at 1:30 I drank a mountain dew and took 4 more B complex and a multi-vitamin. At 2:30 took another home test for THC and got a very very faint line, this was gonna be close if I was observed, so drank another 32 oz gatoraide and took 2 tums and 2 B complex. At 3 pm I heated the sample my wife had given me and put it in a small plastic bottle, then tucked it under the boys, hoping that I would not be watched. Short drive so left at 3:15 and drank a mountain dew on the way and got there right on time.

It was typical to what i had read in most of the posts, signed a few papers sat there a minute then was called back. Told to wash hands and come back out. The nurse went in and taped the faucets and put blue dye in the bowl. Was told not to flush or run the water and that I had 5 minutes max. Was given a cup and told to fill to at least the 3 oz mark, i had only broght 2 oz. I locked the door as it closed, sweet was not going to be watched. I pulled out the bottle and poured in what I had, it was bout 2/3 of the way to the line, i considered telling her that it was all i could do, but the temp strip had only gone to 92 degrees and the paper said 92 to 100 degrees. I caugh some of my urine mid stream to fill it up to the line, it also brought the temp up to 94 degrees. When I brought it back out she was right by the door waiting and wrote down the temp immediatly and made a note that the color was good. She then ask me to pour some into a small plastic vial which held bout one and a half oz, sealed it and ask me to initial the seal. Then she crossed out the split sample portion of the paperwork and poured the rest out. She put the vial in a shipping bag with the paperwork and said that my results should be back in 24 to 48 hours.

I am pretty sure that with the small amount of my diluted urine that I added and the fact that my wife is totally clean that I will pass the test thanks to you guys. I never would have known what to do if I had not found this site. I am a good honest , hard working man with 3 kids who has never done any true drugs and I don't drink at all. My only vice is that I partake of the bud regularly, I have a very stressfull job and this keeps me on an even keel. I am very good at what I do and think that it is a shame that I must concede to this invasion of my privacy to be allowed to farther my career. I want to thank every one who puts their time and effort into this site so that guys like me can be all that they can be without big brother holding us back. You guys are heros in my book, keep fighting the good fight.

I will let you know for sure if I passed or not as soon as the results are back.


I PASSED!!!! I start Monday after flying to Illinois for orintation tomorrow. Thanks again for all the info and encouragement, you guys rock.

[bleezyj]

I'm male, 25, 5'11", 175 lbs, average metabolism. I have been a pretty heavy smoker since college off and on, and steady for the past 8 months, almost everyday, up to 3 times a day, until a couple weeks ago, of various types of green from schwag to that purple stuff. I found out I would have to take a test, so I stopped for a few days. Then for some reason I decided there was no way I would pass the test, and smoked again on a saturday, when I had to take the test on monday. Then for some reason after reading this webpage, i decided i would attempt the test anyway, because I didnt really care about this job that much and figured who gives a shit just give it a shot.

So I just followed the dilution techniques pretty closely, killing a gallon or more of water and a gallon of gatorade over the course of the night before the test into about an hour before i had to piss for it the next afternoon. I also took about 10 vitamin b's, maybe 8 rolaids, and maybe 8 aspirins over the course of the heavy water & gatorade consumption. At this point I still figured there was absolutely no way I could pass still, but said fuck it i'll try.

So the lady at the temp agency said that this company had to have results before they hire. She said they usually get the results within 48 hours, but they would rush this and get it that very day because I had to start the next morning. So whether this was bullshit or not, it's been more than a week since I took the test, I've been working there since, and i haven't heard anything about it. Sooo, I think I passed, but i don't know how, and I think its pretty fucking funny. If I find out I failed, i'll post an update, otherwise... HAHAH fuck the system.

[paranoiaaa]

hey guys, i posted earlier on my own thread and i just got my results and wanna tell my story...

Im 6 feet 4 inches, about 190 pounds, fast metabolism, cant gain wait if i try. I quit 20 days in advance and was a pretty heavy smoke, dank atleast twice a day. I dont work out much but sweat because it was so hot outside and took b vitamins everyday. Didn't diulute or anything. I took a home test 10 days into quitting and passed and then another 5 days before and passed with my dirty first urine. It took 6 days to hear back but she just told me that its all clear!!!!!!!!

id love to thanks everyone especially sec!

can i get me a chicken dinner!?!?

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by paranoiaaa

can i get me a chicken dinner!?!?

Winner, Winner, Lake Tahoe Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jlt2595]

I passed my test. On the 8th I took it in the afternoon. THat morning I drank orange juice with certo. Drank water all day, and then about 1 hour before the test I drank the ready clean. And I got the results back yesterday and I go for orientation Tomorrow.
Also on the 28th of May I took an oral test at another job. Didn't know it was going to be like that. But I knew I was taking the test that afternoon, so all I did was drink water and more water. And I got a call on Monday and I passed that one too. Don't know how cause I smoked the day before!!!

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by jlt2595

I passed my test!!!

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Flor~]

...but I don't expect any party since when I finally took the test I was 93 days clean. However, from searching and searching and seeking private counsel, I was pretty confident much earlier than that. My story probably won't help most people but I wanted to give an update. This site is great and even though I haven't smoked for a long time now, I plan on sticking around. Thanks to all who gave me advice in my paranoid state & thanks to those who spend their time providing correct information.

Grillmeats, I'm a vegetarian but I'll still take a chicken dinner and feed it to my hubby who has endured with me...well, that's not quite the case, he's been able to continue the smoking journey while I watch through glass doors. Did you get that statement from Tin Cup? It's been a question on my mind for a while now.

[grillmeats]

Originally Posted by ~Flor~

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Grillmeats, I'm a vegetarian but I'll still take a chicken dinner and feed it to my hubby who has endured with me...well, that's not quite the case, he's been able to continue the smoking journey while I watch through glass doors. Did you get that statement from Tin Cup? It's been a question on my mind for a while now.

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a meat guy, you veggies here it is
Baked Onion
Baked Stuffed Pasta
A Spring Salad on the side

[Glycerine74]

I was pretty much a chronic smoker for about 6 or 7 years, had slowed down to a mainly pipe hits around May of this year and was only smoking about an 1/8th a week. I'm about 5'6", 165, average to fast metabolism. I stopped smoking on May 29th, I ended up finding out I was being laid off but luckily I had a job offer come up a couple of weeks after. I applied and got the job, on the condition that I could past a piss test. The afternoon before my first day I took a FirstCheck marijuana test and came up with a faint line indicating that I was clean. I went in and took the real test the next day, making for 29 days clean, and found out 6 days later that I tested positive. This blew me away since the home test came up negative, so I asked to be tested again. By this time I was 35 days clean, but decided not to chance it and bought the triple strength omni-clean. I chugged it down a couple hours before the test, drank some water after, pissed 3 times before I actually went in for the real deal. The company that hired me now has me waiting at home to see if the results come back negative. The place I went to runs it through a machine first, if there are no problems the employer gets the results in about 10-15 minutes. If they detect anything in your system or the machine has a problem, it is sent off to the lab. I took the second test yesterday evening, they had not received the results so that means it went to the lab. I'm betting it comes back positive again, or diluted. Either way I think I'm pretty much screwed, I guess we'll see. I would think having abstained for 35 days plus using the detox stuff from GNC it would have come back negative, but obviously I was wrong.

glyc