The Results Thread

[ReeferSutherland]

I will start with some background information on myself and my habit. I am 23 yr old male, 6 feet tall and weigh about 200 lbs. I am thin set but due to several years of drinking beer and eating like shit, I've developed a slight gut. I'd say I have an average metabolism and excersize and work out sparingly. Over the past five months my smoking could be described as moderate. Due to a lack of funds I was acquiring weed pretty irregularly, probably an eighth every 2 weeks or so. I smoke high quality nugget.
A little over two weeks ago I interviewed for a job and I suspected that I would be getting drug tested if I got an offer and accepted the job. Immediately after the interview I smoked all the weed I had which was only about a bowls worth. A few days later, I got the job, accepted it and was told I would have to pass a drug test. I delayed the test until today and abstained from 9/23/2008 until today 10/08/2008 so about 15 days. Once I found out about the test I began to drink water excessively, probably close to 3 quarts per day...1 quart=32 ounces. On 9/24 I ran two miles and hoped to start a regular excersize regiment until the test. I didn't know what good running would do but could not handle just doing nothing besides abstaining and drinking water. I ran another two miles on 10/1 and sat in a sauna for 15 minutes and sweated my balls off. Again, I didn't know how much good this would do but thought that perhaps sweating would rid my body of toxins, particularly THC. I found this website this past weekend, friday 10/3 and discovered N2's dilution methods. I read page after page of threads on urine testing and particularly this results thread. I was amazed at how much I did and did not know. I continued to drink lots of water but did not really begin preparing for the screen until Monday, 10/6. I read about creatine/creatinine Sunday night and on Monday bought myself two steaks from the grocery. I cooked one Monday night for dinner and another Tuesday night, 10/7. I knew I was a bit late but I figured better late than never. I continued to drink pretty serious amounts of water and then this morning, wednesday 10/8 and the day of my test, I began a combination of N2 and S2's dilution/ aspirin suggestions. I woke up at about 10:00 AM and drank my normal cup of coffee to get the day going and took a multivitamin. At 10:30 I started with the hydration and drank 2, 16 oz. cups of water and took 2 81 mg. aspirin. I wish I had purchased a stronger dosage of aspirin but thats what I had so I dealt with it. At 11:00 I drank another 16 oz. of water. Let me clarify that when I say I drank 16 oz at XX:XX, I don't mean I chugged the glass at that time, I just poured the water at that time and drank it at a fairly normal pace but was conscious of my intake. At 11:30 (3 hours before test time) I drank a 16 oz. Strip NC drink which I had purchased from GNC in the weeks leading up to the test. I realized after reading these forums that it was likely a waste of money but saw that it contained creatine and immense amounts of B vitamins which are essential in making your piss look yellowish for the test. I found that taking b2 vitamin made my piss look ridiculously neon and closer to green than yellow which I didn't really want. It honestly looked glow-in-the-dark. Anyway, I drank the Strip NC which was disgusting and washed it down with another 16 oz. of water. After drinking it, I walked to CVS to purchase an at home drug test. By the way, Strip will make you shit real bad, I almost shit myself walking to CVS. Between 12:00 and 12:30 I drank 16 oz. of gatorade and took 7, 81 mg aspring for a total of 567 mg. Upon returning home from CVS at about 12:45 I drank another 16 oz of water. Keep in mind that I am pissing whenever I feel like it during this time. At 1:00 I took the at home drug test and passed. The test indicated if I saw a pink line, then my piss was THC-metabolite free or at least at a lower level than the test could check for. The test I bought measured at a level of 50 ng/ml which I think is the same level as the drug screening was. I saw a pink line, albeit faint, and darker on oneside. Good enough though I figured. I was happy but new I wasn't 100% golden. After taking the at home drug test I drank 16 oz of water and took another multivitamin. While my piss was looking a pretty good color, yellowish/ greenish, from the Strip NC, I took another multivitamin (which contained B1, B2 and B12) just to make sure my piss would stay looking good. At 1:30 I took another 7, 81 mg aspirin (567 mg again) and from 1:30-2:00 drank another 20 oz or so of water. At 2:00 I took another 5 aspirin and drank 16 oz of gatorade (keep in mind, my test was at 2:30). I took one last piss at about 2:05 and tried as much as I could to get every last drop out of my bladder as I figured my next piss would have a serious amount of aspirin in it, and I hoped the electrolytes and sodium from the gatorade. I left for the test at about 2:10 and found that when I got there, I didn't have to piss that bad. I don't know if it was nerves or what but I expected to have to clamp my dick to hold it in. After a few minutes of paperwork and waiting around I was called back and given the instructions for the test. My test was at Quest Diagnostics and was "35105N SAP 5-50 W/ NIT". I was given a cup and shown the restroom and instructed to lock the door and fill the cup as much as I could. I figured the nurse was standing right outside the door (which she was) but at this point I was thinking "Why didn't I just substitute with clean urine?". Well, the answer is I'm too big of a puss and I did not want to be caught sneaking a substitute in and have 0% chance of passing the test, getting the job etc. I cannot emphasize enough how easy it would've been to sneak something in. I was told to empty my pockets and place contents in a locker but I was not pat down or anything. Simply putting a small shampoo container under my sack with a hand warmer pad would've work with no problem at all. Anyway, I locked the door and tried to make myself. The combination of not having to piss that bad, having a seriously shy bladder and being nervous made it pretty tough for me to get a flow going. I was able to get a few squirts out into the toilet but then nothing. Again, i got a little flow going into the toilet but then nothing. Finally I got a little flow going and was able to fill the cup up about 1/4 full. I was and am worried about not getting enough of the 'first part' of my piss out and into the toilet but there is nothing I can do now. The specimen looked pretty good and had a yellowish/greenish coloring, which I expected. Obviously the temperature was fine and I was finished.
I am waiting to hear my results and was told the results would be sent to my potential employer within 48 hours. As hard as it is, I am still abstaining until I hear that I passed. I've heard that you will sometimes hear nothing if you passed and also that it can take much longer than 48 hours to find out the results, passing or failing. I plan on abstaining and contacting my employer the day before I am scheduled to start (next tuesday) and just making sure everything is OK and I am good to go. I would probably kill myself if I indulged today only to find out in a day or two that my test came back negative-dilute and had to take a test again.
I will come back and update this post when I find out the results.
I apologize for the length of this posting but I found that SOOO many posts on this thread lacked specifics, which I found extremely irritating.

I hope this helps someone out and try not to freak out too much if you are faced with the same dilemna...just do your research and ABSTAIN. Best of luck to everyone and thank you N2, S2 and everyone else who posted.

Reefer Sutherland...

[d3l3riumtrigg3r]

Originally Posted by d3l3riumtrigg3r

I just took a re-employment test. I am 23/female, about 130 pounds and 5'8". I have low body fat. I am a daily smoker for over a year, have been smoking frequently for about 5 years. I took an at home test last week and I failed immediately. I bought some P-Sure synthetic urine at my local headshop. It comes as a premixed liquid in a bottle, with a heating pad. I put the bottle of pee in my underwear, right between my legs, when I went to the clinic. I had prepared it in advance with the heating pad that comes with the kit. There was a temp strip on the p-sure bottle, and a temp strip on the sample cup they gave me. I just got home, and the temp was 96*, which was within the acceptable range. I have to now just wait for the results, but as far as I know things went fine. I had absolutely no practice, I just woke up and went. I will post the results of my test as soon as I get them!

I passed my test and got the job. P-sure worked!

[bluntwrapsupreme]

Background info:

22 years old
168lbs.
Fast Metabolism
Not much body fat, probably around 12-14%
Fairly Active (I don't sit on the couch all day, but I don't work out much, maybe once every other week. I also play racquetball every once in a while.)
Smoked anywhere from .4 to 1.0 grams a night (MY personal intake) for around 3 years.
Took maybe a 1 day break a few times over the 3 years, but not many.
Smoked mostly hydroponics every night, with some big nights of haze or exotics sprinkled in there sporadically.

How I passed my Quest Diagnostics GC/MS 50 nano gram/milliliter test pre-employment.

First and foremost I would like to say that by NO means do I recommend using the method that helped me pass. I don't condone it but I think its important to post it for people who are looking for hope when they aren't sure if they passed or not and didn't get to use to dilution method properly (like myself).
I quit smoking 18 days prior to my test cold turkey. I thought that drinking water and "detox" drinks worked and I would be fine, the 18 days was just a little addition I thought I would do for reassurance. I was rudely awakened about 4 days prior to my test when I found this amazing forum to inform me on the science behind drug tests. Those drinks and pills are bogus and can be accomplished by using the dilution method much more efficiently and much more cheaply. At this point I had already spent $45 on this Omni Extra Strength Cleansing Liquid "Advanced Detoxification Formula." HA, I wish I never wasted my money. I opted (for some crazy reason) to use the this Omni drink as my B-vitamins in the dilution method and skipped some key elements of the real dilution method to ingest this 32 oz. bottle of vomit.

The day of the test

Test was suppose to be at 8 a.m... didn't actually take place until about 8:50 a.m.

Woke up at 5:30a.m.
5:30 Drank 8 oz. of water
6 Had a tiny "void," I would say about 2 oz.
6:10 Drank 32 oz. Omni Drink (as for the use of pee coloring B-vitamins the drink was loaded with)
6:20 Drank 18 oz. of water
6:40 Started slowly drinking 20 oz. Gatorade
7:00 pulled over and had about an 8 oz. void
7:20 pulled over and had about a 10 oz. void
7:50 finished the Gatorade and had about a 12 oz. void (left some in my bladder for the test)
8:30 had about an 18 oz. void (left some in my bladder for the test again)
8:50 took the test, voided in the toilet a little, then mid stream in the cup.

Aftermath

I didn't take any at home tests. This was the WORST decision I could have made. Not only was it insane to go into the test not even knowing if I could pass or not, but it caused me stress and anxiety to the point of not sleeping at night because I had NO clue of the results. After one full week and one day I finally was able to see the paper work that confirmed all my negative results (I had to go back in for a vaccination so I got to physically see it).

I would ONLY recommend using the dilution method if you are near positive they are going to monitor your test. Chances are they won't if its a pre-employment drug screening. I practiced the substitution method ONCE and was able to perfect the method to my body type in an hour. Its SO EASY and would recommend it to anyone who has at least 2 hours to get clean urine from someone, and practice the method. Dilution is a great back up of course in the rare case you get watched, but if you want to have a great peace of mind and guarantee that you pass, substitution is the way to go.
If you choose to use dilution I would just like to add to ABSTAIN and do NOT use as long as you can. This GREATLY helps your chances the longer time you have. If you are going to start applying for jobs or are even just switching departments or locations, QUIT, QUIT, QUIT. You WILL appreciate it after the test is over. Also, SPEND THE MONEY AND GET HOME TESTS. IMHO, not testing yourself at home is the stupidest thing you can do.

I would like to thank all the awesome people on this forum for their infinite wisdom. It took me 45 minutes to type this post out stoned and I dedicate it all to them for helping me get through the most stressful time of my young adult life. If I help just one person a little bit on their test then I completed my mission of this post.

Toke on everyone and God bless.

[BarryMan45]

Alright guys

One time I smoked two days in a row (about 5 bowls of some good danky shit) anyway, all I did was drink about a gallon a day of water and a bunch of green tea and arizona tea

I got tested for probation only 4 days after smoking all that and passed!!!

Just drink and piss a shit load!

Thats all I did

[craiggerz]

The guidelines for me to come clean.. I am a 42 year old male, 6'1" 150lbs. Ultra-fast metabolisim, lean and even hight strung. Daily weed smoker for years with average quality weed going through about 1/4 ounce a week. Pre employment drug screen was probably an EMIT but I'm not 100% sure. Here's what I did to get clean and pass my pre-employment urine test.

Abstained for 35 days. I remember in 1995 I was pee tested and passed in 21 days, but really didn't want to cut it close. So remember the 4 to 6 week rule of thumb. I drank 6-8 cups off coffee per day. If ya don't like coffee then try Coke or Pepsi in the afternoons. Also drink more water daily than you are used to. The day before my test, I drank four cups of black coffee which kept me up, but made me pee alot. My diet was lower than usual due to lengthly unemployment. I drank a bunch of beers about 5 days prior to my urine test. The day of my test was four cups of coffee in the morning, the urine test was my 4th or 5th pee of the day. Mid stream pee. Pee for 1-2 seconds-peed in cup-finished in the loo.

So there ya have it, folks. I also encourage more of you to post in this thread to re-assure people like me that they will be OK. A dozen posts here out of the 200 I've read is not enough. Off to my new job to fill out final paperwork. And finally tonight to get baked!!!

[TheNewGuy]

I'm pretty sure this won't help many people, but I think I should at least post my results anyway, as a courtesy to those who gave me feedback on the site.

Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 145
Metabolism: FAST. I can eat anything, at any time, any amount, and my weight won't change more than a pound.

K, I had to take the piss test for Home Depot, and I didn't use anything at all. No dilution, no additives, etc.

I hadn't smoked for three weeks, and before those three weeks I was smoking about 2-3 times a week (usually only 2 times a week).

I jogged every other day at a park for about two weeks, and did crunches and push-ups etc at night for about a half hour.

Took the test, and got the job (yay!).

[fastlx]

Body stats:
6' 3 or 4"
195lbs
somewhat built, and a decent metabolism

I came across this site and was amazed to see someone else had figured out the creatine metabolizing into creatinine method. I have been using this method for 3+ years now. I want to warn people with testing that is done for the legal system. They can have VERY low dilution triggers and I dont quite have them figured out. I do know they monitor creatinine levels as I got that to slip out of one of the drug counselors I was forced to speak with.

This all depends on the county you are in. A county out in a rural area I used to be in, I passed find drinking LOADS of water and taking a creatine/carb load the day of t he test, 4 aspirin, and certo, plus as far as apspirin i like to use low dose 71mg and take the equiv of 325mg x 4, i think this will get the plasma concentraions higher as more surface area is available for the pill to dissolve. I passed many a times using this and drinking certo in fruit punch gatorade right before the test.

Now for the bad news. My 2nd to most recent test i drank probably 2.5-3 x 32oz glasses of water/gatorade an hour for 4 hours upto the test, with 3-4 325mg aspirin every hour. And I believe I took certo.

Resulit: diluted
I know this county tests for creatinine levels but they might have others, I did a DOUBLE loading cycle of creatine for 4 days preceeding the test... AND drank certo in gatorade an hour before. still diluted. my po is a B*tch is nice and I get tested weekly!!). I kept a log of my water/gatorade consumption (other than the creatine loading starting 3 days prior):

THIS IS THE 2ND TEST THAT WAS FLAGGED DILUTED... (7-10days clean from smoking HEAVILY)
my definition of heavily is an oz+ of commercial brick per day and usually a 1/4oz of high grade AAA or exotic a week

6:50am 1 16oz glass water, 3 aspirin
7:20am 1 16oz glass water
7:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade, 4 aspirin - 12oz of 16oz was with 1 scoop creatine
8:20am 1 16oz glass water, 1 multiviatmin
8:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade with 12 of 16 + creatine, - 3 aspirin, 1 B vitamin
9:20am 1 16oz glass wat
9:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade with 12 of 16 + creatine, - 3 aspirin
10:30am 1 16oz glass gatorade drank while on way there - 2 aspirin, .5 B vitamin

ON THE 3RD TEST i had a little over 2 weeks clean
6:45 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ creatine in 12oz, 4 aspirin
~7-7:30 1 16oz glass water (in car spread out)
8:00 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ creatine in 12oz, 3 aspirin
8:25 1 multivitamin (small amt of water)
9:00 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ 3/4 scoop creatine, 1 B vitamin, 2 aspirin
9:45 1 12oz glass gatorade
9:50 on way to test 16oz water

RESULT: eye scan

This time they didnt even urine test me, the county I reside in has gone to an Eye Scanning test, you can find more info at www.passpoint.org or www.pmifit.com. These tests only detect you under the influence or from a 'hangover'. I read from other sources in 3-4 days you are fine from ANY drug. I personally know people who have gone in as little as 2 days after a coke session and passed. Be forwarnd, these are only screening tests, if you pop positive on one they WILL UA you for it to hold up in court. AND these tests also have a random number generation scheme built in where people are randomly sent for a UA even if they pass the eye scan.

Substitution isnt a viable method for me, I have some old dude standing right behind me and the wall facing me while i am pissing is covered in mirrors. (invasion of privacy to the max). My first post here but I have enjoyed picking up some more tips, I have done MANY hours of research over the years I have been subjected to testing.

Substitution worked great for my girlfriend, the method I used was of course acquiring clean urine, then A GOOD NAME BRAND ZIPLOCK FREEZER BAG (dont want it leaking). Fold the bag over multiple times at the ziplock area till the piss is down at the bottom. Duct tape the bag to keep it wrapped this way. We then duct taped a heating pack found at your local sporting goods store (to put in your gloves to keep hands warm) to the bag and then strapped it to her inner thigh. worked like charm other than the tiny leakage after she was done (not noticeable but it still sucks having someone elses piss run down your leg).

On a side note, people here have always had good luck with the 'waste your money drinks' I believe they might have something to mask/coat the bladder. The drinks around here do not tell you to consume large amounts of water. INFACT they tell you not to. just consume the drink, refil the bottle in 15min then drink that again is the common instructions...

Just thought I would share my info, be careful drinking too much water. Depending on the mood of your po (or time of the month in my case) you can get violated for multiple diluted tests. Although it is alot harder to hold up in court with a lawyer.

-Just some tips- Hope it helps out someone

[stocky]

i smoke a regular of 3-4 blunts per day.unfortunately do to my recent run in with the law i have to submit to monthly urine screens..i've tried xxtra clean,but my p.o didn't test me the day i used it , so im not really sure if it works.. this will be my first urine test and because of what im being charged with ,i know they're waiting and expecting me to fail..i believe that smoking herb is my religous right!! im not a criminal,and i don't think that i should be caged up like an animal just for being in love with the most natural thing on this earth!! need advice on how to pass a.s.ap

195lbs
somewhat built, and a decent metabolism

I came across this site and was amazed to see someone else had figured out the creatine metabolizing into creatinine method. I have been using this method for 3+ years now. I want to warn people with testing that is done for the legal system. They can have VERY low dilution triggers and I dont quite have them figured out. I do know they monitor creatinine levels as I got that to slip out of one of the drug counselors I was forced to speak with.

This all depends on the county you are in. A county out in a rural area I used to be in, I passed find drinking LOADS of water and taking a creatine/carb load the day of t he test, 4 aspirin, and certo, plus as far as apspirin i like to use low dose 71mg and take the equiv of 325mg x 4, i think this will get the plasma concentraions higher as more surface area is available for the pill to dissolve. I passed many a times using this and drinking certo in fruit punch gatorade right before the test.

Now for the bad news. My 2nd to most recent test i drank probably 2.5-3 x 32oz glasses of water/gatorade an hour for 4 hours upto the test, with 3-4 325mg aspirin every hour. And I believe I took certo.

Resulit: diluted
I know this county tests for creatinine levels but they might have others, I did a DOUBLE loading cycle of creatine for 4 days preceeding the test... AND drank certo in gatorade an hour before. still diluted. my po is a B*tch is nice and I get tested weekly!!). I kept a log of my water/gatorade consumption (other than the creatine loading starting 3 days prior):

THIS IS THE 2ND TEST THAT WAS FLAGGED DILUTED... (7-10days clean from smoking HEAVILY)
my definition of heavily is an oz+ of commercial brick per day and usually a 1/4oz of high grade AAA or exotic a week

6:50am 1 16oz glass water, 3 aspirin
7:20am 1 16oz glass water
7:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade, 4 aspirin - 12oz of 16oz was with 1 scoop creatine
8:20am 1 16oz glass water, 1 multiviatmin
8:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade with 12 of 16 + creatine, - 3 aspirin, 1 B vitamin
9:20am 1 16oz glass wat
9:50am 1 16oz glass gatorade with 12 of 16 + creatine, - 3 aspirin
10:30am 1 16oz glass gatorade drank while on way there - 2 aspirin, .5 B vitamin

ON THE 3RD TEST i had a little over 2 weeks clean
6:45 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ creatine in 12oz, 4 aspirin
~7-7:30 1 16oz glass water (in car spread out)
8:00 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ creatine in 12oz, 3 aspirin
8:25 1 multivitamin (small amt of water)
9:00 1 16oz glass gatorade w/ 3/4 scoop creatine, 1 B vitamin, 2 aspirin
9:45 1 12oz glass gatorade
9:50 on way to test 16oz water

RESULT: eye scan

This time they didnt even urine test me, the county I reside in has gone to an Eye Scanning test, you can find more info at www.passpoint.org or www.pmifit.com. These tests only detect you under the influence or from a 'hangover'. I read from other sources in 3-4 days you are fine from ANY drug. I personally know people who have gone in as little as 2 days after a coke session and passed. Be forwarnd, these are only screening tests, if you pop positive on one they WILL UA you for it to hold up in court. AND these tests also have a random number generation scheme built in where people are randomly sent for a UA even if they pass the eye scan.

Substitution isnt a viable method for me, I have some old dude standing right behind me and the wall facing me while i am pissing is covered in mirrors. (invasion of privacy to the max). My first post here but I have enjoyed picking up some more tips, I have done MANY hours of research over the years I have been subjected to testing.

Substitution worked great for my girlfriend, the method I used was of course acquiring clean urine, then A GOOD NAME BRAND ZIPLOCK FREEZER BAG (dont want it leaking). Fold the bag over multiple times at the ziplock area till the piss is down at the bottom. Duct tape the bag to keep it wrapped this way. We then duct taped a heating pack found at your local sporting goods store (to put in your gloves to keep hands warm) to the bag and then strapped it to her inner thigh. worked like charm other than the tiny leakage after she was done (not noticeable but it still sucks having someone elses piss run down your leg).

On a side note, people here have always had good luck with the 'waste your money drinks' I believe they might have something to mask/coat the bladder. The drinks around here do not tell you to consume large amounts of water. INFACT they tell you not to. just consume the drink, refil the bottle in 15min then drink that again is the common instructions...

Just thought I would share my info, be careful drinking too much water. Depending on the mood of your po (or time of the month in my case) you can get violated for multiple diluted tests. Although it is alot harder to hold up in court with a lawyer.

-Just some tips- Hope it helps out someone[/quote]

[r0os]

Stockys methods are very precise and helpful, this is the reason I began this thread for others to learn many different ways of passing the test (mostly based on the asprin/dillution technique. I have not posted in a while but I recieved a piss test recently, and as I am on probation in a rural town it is much easier to pass my tests (as stocky mentioned).
Well, my technique today was as follows
Stayed clean for 5 days after smoking heavy amount for 2 weeks of northern lights, AK47, and Jack Herer (great dank)
I begin taking two niacin a day after quiting
Day of test
I failed my first home test
3 hours before the test I took 8 niacin (which isnt good for you)
continuessly ate vitamin c, e, b, asprin (10 total spaced out), lethicin, centrum, and lysine for 3 hours before test
Also drank 1.5 packeges of certo and 1.25 gallons of water
(the water helped the most)
30 minutes before the test took another home test and I passed
went to probation took a test and passed.
Dillution is the key (in an rural area) otherwise creatine and tums can be helpful to fool creatine and ph levels.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL STONERS TAKING THE PEE TEST!
As I passed my test I have the honor of being bakes as I typed this.

[thegirl]

I passed a supposed GC/MS test after not smoking for 23 days. Before that I smoked once a day for very long stretches at a time with only a day or two for breaks.
I diluted and took lots of vitamin b to color. Also popped a few rolaids on some advice I read here.
I am female, 5'7, 140, average metabolism.
I should point out that I still think they gave me EMIT even though they said GC/MS.
I also want to point out that this is by far the best site to get the truth about drug tests - it's a great service.