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View Poll Results: How Many Weeks' Will It Take To Pass A UA?
Less Than 1 Week 47 15.99%
More Than 1 Week, But Less than 2 Weeks 33 11.22%
More Than 2 Weeks, But Less than 3 Weeks 44 14.97%
More Than 3 Weeks, But Less than 4 Weeks 43 14.63%
More Than 4 Weeks, But Less than 5 Weeks 46 15.65%
More Than 5 Weeks, But Less than 6 Weeks 11 3.74%
More Than 6 Weeks, But Less than 7 Weeks 10 3.40%
More Than 7 Weeks, But Less than 8 Weeks 15 5.10%
Take A Home Test Weekly 45 15.31%
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:01 AM   #511
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Old 08-16-2007, 03:26 PM   #512
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I got offered a job and had to take a pre-employment test and was not about to take the chance so I decided to try quickfix 4.0 after reading such good reviews on this site. It's been 4 days since my test and I haven't heard anything so I figure no news is good news! They said it would take 24-48 hours for the results. I had to take a different pre-employment test about 6 mo. ago and I passed using the dilution method but that was way too stressful so I knew since I wasn't going to be observed that I would try subbing this time. I warmed the quick fix in the microwave for 10 secs 2 hours before my test. It came out of the micro at 106 degrees so I blew on it and let it cool until it got to about 97 degrees. Attached a warming pad and after 45 min. it was a perfect 98 degrees. Put on two pairs of tight underwear (I'm a female) and crotched it. Tested the temp about a block away from the testing place and it was 99.6 degrees so I took the warmer off and blew on it until it was down to 97.8 (I didn't want to take the chance of it being too hot). Went into the testing place, had to wait about 10 min. She took me back with my cup, had to wash my hands in a different sink, toilet water was blue, couldn't flush, and couldn't use the sink. She waited outside the door. Took the bottle out poured it in the cup very quietly and carefully, waited a minute, put a piece of toilet paper in the toilet and bam I was done.....just like that! Gave her the cup and I said I hope it's enough, that was all I had to go. She said it was perfect and the temp strip read a perfect 98 degrees! Add me as a member of the sub club! It is definately the way to go if you're not going to be observed!
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:23 AM   #513
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Nice!! Sub is the way to go, I'm convinced. I just don't like the extra cap they give you with the pull out nozzle, screw that thing, it leaks. The first one I had did, and the second one, I tried it out and squeezed the bottle...came right up and almost out.. two times was plenty to convince me.. I thin I can manage unscrewing the cap from here on out

If you haven't head anything by now, you should be fine. I've always heard that if you failed, you'd know. If you pass, they most likely have already passed the news on and the employer just hasnt bothered to tell you. They assume if you're clean, you won't be worried...

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Old 08-28-2007, 12:09 AM   #514
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Thumbs up Super winner- military chicken dinner

I passed!

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tested 4 1/2 days after smoking
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Old 08-30-2007, 03:23 PM   #515
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i drank alot of water before my sunday test for 2-3 days


when i woke up i tested negative for THC using a home test kit, and then drank more water(2 12 ounce glasses in 5 hours) and then a detox drink which contained creatine(90 minutes before my test). Then before i left i tested again and the result was a super solid line for another negative result.


I then ate a B12 and and drank a 12oz gatorade with salt 1/4 of salt in it on my way to the test


I Passed



xxtra clean and mega clean work even if they are expensive dilutes
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:06 AM   #516
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Default passed my test, and some good advice to give

5 foot eleven......185 atheletic..........uber heave smoker...i just got my results back, and i passed my drug test........just got a twenty thousand dollar raise.........40 days and not going to smoke for a while, and not as heavey as before....i realized that the stress was not worth it...i can do other thing beside melt on my couch every night....i used n2's method for dilution. this forum shreds........also took a two mile fast walk every day......i also realized that subbing IS the way to go. I guess i was still a scerrrrddddyy cat. if this every happens again, i WILLL use some elses piss. i have had the most stressfull week ever.....i want my freakin chicken dinner!


it is all about the exersize and body fat people....the fatter you are, the longer it will be.......if i were fatter i would have gone two months just to be safe.....do not buy the drinks and the bullcrap....just eat the asprin, eat the vitamans, eat the meat for a week prior, eat the tums, and drink more gatorade that you ever had to......i drank a 32 0z every hour for four hours...and drank coffee and water in the morning.....like two bottels. tums asprin and vitamans ever hour as well....i did eat salty food all day...
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i have had the most stressfull week ever.....i want my freakin chicken dinner!
I think the chicken dinners are out...sorry about that. Congrats on your raise and thanks for posting your story, hopefully it will help someone in the future.
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:30 AM   #518
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can i get just one rib??
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How about a BBQ Beef Sandwich?. Contratulations and way to read up on the subject before testing.
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Well, I tried to dilute my urine with the stupid drinks I bought weeks ago, after not smoking for 4 days. Well, they don't work! And I followed the directions. I wasn't going to call and complain, that is stupid, because I really shouldn't smoke. Luckily, I checked before I went to my walk-in-drug test.

Everyone I know smokes, so I can't use someone else's urine. online work? Hope the ones online work...
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