The Results Thread

[Ih8beingparanoid]

Male 5' 10"
160 lbs give or take 10
10 days total clean, smoked all day every day for years before this.

Had to take a pre employment screen at the local hospital here, didn't know what the hell was gonna happen. I wasn't sure if it was gonna be hair/saliva/urine whatever until after the interview dude says ima have to have you go pee in the bottle.

I knew this was a possibility so I had been clean for about 6 days at that point and was loading the creatine the week prior, not all crazy like but enough to get the job done. In hindsight, perhaps i should have taken more, but hey, it worked.

The day before the test, at day 9 clean, i drank a shitload of everything, cranberry juice, water gatorade you name it, just as i guess as an assurance. I was up until at 3 am that nite drinking, taking asperin, tums, salted gatorade, pissing every 10 minutes or so it seemed.

The day of the test, day 10 clean, i got up early about 8am and started the dilution process(as if i wasn't diluted enough from the previous day:P)

Drank coffee first, the gatorade, water, asperin, tums all day up until the test with the vitamin B and a red bull for color about 1 hr-45 prior to test. I think i should have taken the B a bit earlier because when i pissed it really wasn't as yellow as i would have liked, but it wasn't water clear either so hey, whatever.

Thanks to all who posted their experience here, i read hours and hours of your stories to ease my nerves and low and behold it works!

Thank you all.

Where's my bowl?

Special thanks to N2 and SEC

EDIT: the hospital folks did not watch me, so it would have been super easy to sub. Also, they didn't seem to check at all for specific gravity or creatinine levels there at the hosp. The Sample itself was sent to labcorp, if that info helps anyone.

[Self Medicated]

im 5'11" 200lbs and was on probation for 6 years and had to take regular tests and i would abstain from pot for a week prior and the night before i would get drunk (to dehydrate my system) then in the morning i would have a gallon of water and drink as much as possible (usually 3/4 would be gone by the time i had to take the test)


or i would do the alcohol thing and take an azo standard in the morning
and drink water until i pissed clear then i would take the test in the afternoon... i never failed a urine test for probation

[Conditional D]

Hey guys,
I'm new here and have been doing my best to catch up on all the threads, but I have yet to see one that resembles my case. So I'll post my predicament and if anyone can either give me advice or point me to an already posted thread it would be MUCH appreciated.
I was busted for DWI and possession in NJ and received a conditional discharge. I knew I was facing it, but I had no idea that my first test would be so soon after my court date yesterday-April 1st! This leaves me exactly 2 weeks and I am extremely worried. I'm about 6'3", 250 lbs., horribly slow metabolism and was an unbelievably heavy smoker-sometimes 4-5 blunts a day for about 5 years now or so. Not always that many, but close. Anyway, I've read N2's dilution technique, but I should I try that every day for 2 weeks? Is there anyone out there that can give me a plan to follow that might get me ready in time? SEC? N2? Again, you would be a life saver..

[RNRDUDE]

Original Thread:

http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...e-insight.html

Height: 5' 6"
Weight about: 140pounds
Estimated metabolism : Medium to high
Smoking history for the last 30 days: I havent smoked in 42 days, before that I smoked 3.5 grams of cronic December 16th through January 29th (6 weeks?). Before that I haven't smoked since October 1st 2007
chronic or casual smoker: I guess casual?
How often you work out (if you do) : I never work out
What kind of test your going for (IE: Pre-employment, Probation): Pre employment

My employers called me with my passing results yesterday.

I was clean after 41 days (I did an at home test) without diluting or substituting.

Day of the test I also did not dilute or substitute.

Also on day 49 I was required to do a random drug test, but this time it was a saliva test. Passed of course.

Thanks to all for the support and knowledge!

[octoberfae]

I had a GC/MS pee test at Quest Labs back in September. Forensic drug testing form, 5 panel, yada yada. I don't believe in detox drinks because I don't believe they work (I used to work for a store which sold them, among other things). I didn't have an exact date so I just quit for 26 or 27 days. Drank 2 liters of water per day, ate a lot of fresh fruits and vegetables, and made sure to exercise or otherwise sweat on a daily basis. Went to the recruiting center to 'finish some forms' and got handed a drug testing form to be completed that day (my 26th/27th clean day).

I went home, drank a few glasses of water, and peed twice before heading off to the lab. They gave me the usual treatment... locked up my purse, made me wash and dry my hands in their presence, put blue tamper-proof tape on the sink and toilet flusher, checked my pockets, handed me a cup and told me I had 5 minutes to pee, and to fill to the line. Filling to the line was nooo problem at all (the lady even joked with me, "Jeez, someone had to go!"), and even though it was completely clear they still accepted it. The temperature when I handed it to them was in the safe zone, between 90 and 100 degrees. The temperature is the only thing they tested right away, though... apparently my little bottle of urine got shipped elsewhere and tested. That's part of the reason I'm scared of those 'masking' drinks... if it just cloaks it temporarily, wouldn't it wear off in your bottle of pee while it's waiting to be tested? I dunno.

Anyway! I'm 5'3" ... I'm on the lower end of being at a normal weight, but I have a fair amount of fat on my body. I'm female, 23 years old. Before I quit for those 26-27 days, I smoked at least nightly for 3+ years, with a few of those 'I think I'll just smoke the entire day away' days thrown in here and there. I never went more than a day or so without smoking. Method of smoking was most often out of a water pipe or bong. If a blunt was around, I'd partake, but this was rare. I'd smoke 3, 4, or 5 bowls a night, always with at least one other person. The quality of the stuff depended on what was available and I can't really give anything specific here. Sometimes it was really, really good... and other times, it was horrid. Lol.

That was my experience! I simply stopped smoking for not even a month and flushed out my system the most natural way I knew how... water, fresh fruits/veggies, and exercise. No detox drinks, no cranberry juice, no aspirin, no niacin, no gatorade... nothing but water, me, and my pee! I did not expect to pass, but I did and I'm so happy to have the job I was trying so hard to get. Probably the best part of the experience is that I value my job now in a way I never did with previous jobs (which did not test), because I put in the effort and abstained from my favorite indulgence, as tough as it might've been (the nightly ritual was broken and I found it extremely difficult to sleep and to stay asleep for almost 2 weeks). And, since I am not in a position which is subject to random screenings, I can go back to my regularly scheduled programming.

[j00fek]

so i had a test on Monday, not sure what kind it was but it was for 5 drugs. the cup was a round triangular type with a round cylinder in the bottom of it. the front had 5 strips for 1-2 red lines to show up and of course the temp strip on it as well.

lil time line of what i did to dilute before the test

7am wake up 4 asprin w/8oz water
drank 8oz coffee till. 9am, no voiding yet, might have been started to get mad nervous
9am 4 more asprin started drinking 16oz water every 10m started voiding and void was starting to get clear
10 am only took 4 B Complex to start getting the void yellow and added in 8oz of poweraid w/ 1TSP Salt
1130 am 4more w/7 B Complex (wanted to make sure the void was yellow when i got to the test @330)
still drinking the 16oz water every 10-20m still voiding alot
1pm did another 8oz of poweraid w/ 1TSP Salt , started on gatoraid (about a 20oz for 30m) took 4 more asprin
2pm took 10 B complex 3 more asprin still on the gatoraid, had to leave for the test @215pm

stopped 3 times before i got to the test site and man was i scared. i get to the site for the Physical
and didnt have to go any more for some reason and my heart was racing super....
took 15m to fill out the paper work
started the process, they took my blood preesure and said wow your going to have a heart attack, but i calmed down and got another reading that was fine..now its time for the drug screen. took me to "the drug screen" restroom (no running water only a shelf and blue shit in the toilet water), took a while to void but i did and was scared it was in my body for more than 15m, filled the cup and when out. was told if only 1 line showed up on any of the strips it woiuld have to be sent to a lab. waited 2min and was looking at all the lines very closely. she looked at the temp and then held it in the air and said "you see 2 lines on all the strips?" i did and she said yes as well, she then proceded to go into the bathroom and dump out the void and throw away the cup.

I PASSED, WOW i couldnt believe it and had to make sure when i left that every thing was fine, i was reassured by the doctor and was home FREE!!!


THANKS

[ryan369]

I am 6' 1" about 180-185lbs. I usually smoke 3-4 times a week. I have been smoking at or near this rate for the past 4 years. I had only stopped smoking for five days, but took 4 or 5 asprin the night before. I was woke up, and I had to give my first urine sample. I thought I was fucked, because its the dirtiest. However I passed, I am assuming due to the asprin. I never saw the test itself, but I am pretty sure it was one of those cheap ones for $15-20.

[faefae]

female, 5'3", 190. Smoked every day for the past 10 years, but quit about three weeks before my pre-employment test at Quest Diagnostics.

Unfortunately, I spent all kinds of money on masks and stuff, but then I came to this forum. I realized that anyone with a vagina and/or DDD size breasts like me should be substituting. I had a friend fill a small travel bottle with 3 ounces of clean urine for me. I was able to put the bottle under one breast and a digital thermometer under the other. You couldn't tell at all.

I drank the masking stuff just in case, but it made me really sick. I wouldn't do that again.

I dressed all "super career woman" for my test (another bit of advice I got here). I was unobserved and had time to test the temp before I handed it in. After about one hour under my breast the temp was about 93 degrees. It didn't matter though, because the lady didn't even check.

Everything went great, and I got my super awesome job. So can I get some chicken BREAST for dinner?

Thanks everyone!

[Bhikku]

I passed my drug test last Monday.

Used QuickFix in 3 oz. bottle I hid under my breast in a sports bra. Heated it up 20 secs, drove down to the testing center, and realized after getting all the way back to the nurse that I didn't have any ID. Went home, reheated the QuickFix, and took it back.

Had a hard time peeing, but I have a shy bladder. I peed a litle for authentic audio and then poured the QuickFix sample into the cup.

Passed it to the nurse, and it was a quick results panel, so in less than three minutes she told me I was clean. So even though it was a major and stressing ordeal, it was worth it.

Synthentic urine worked for me!

[Omeganaut]

I am 27 yrs old, about 5'9" ,and 185 lbs, I have alot of muscle mass and a slight spare tire. The last time I smoked was Saturday night/early sunday morning, up until then I smoked about 3 bowls a day give or take. I had to take a nida 5 urine dip test monday at about 2pm, thats almost 30 hours of not smoking.
I followed a revised dillution method.
Got up around 6 am. From 6 to 9 I drank 6 liters of water and a few cups of coffee.
Around 10:30 I took one 250mg niacin, 4 325 mg aspirin, 1 50 mg pamabrom (an otc pms diuretic) and drank 64 oz of gatorade.
@11:30 4 325 aspirin, 1 50mg pamabrom, 64 oz gatorade.
@12:30 samething only this time I took another 250 mg niacin and 2 super B complexs.

I went to take the test at 1pm, it takes me bout half an hour to walk to the probation office( I peed 4 times on the walk) and drank a 24 oz mountain dew on the way. I was voiding about every 10 min and my urine had just started to turn a slight yellow from being very clear on the final void before I went into the office. I know the p.o.'s office doesnt test for ph or creatine levels so I knew as long the urine wasnt overly suspicious they wouldnt ask questions.

I passed, albiet faintly but well enough to not warrent a second test. My previous record for passing with the dillution method was 9 days. While I dont recommend cutting it so close as a single day, it is possible to pass with last minute preperation (well it was for me that one time atleast).