The Results Thread

[420247]

I just recently got hired for an Oil Rig company on the Slope. Of course, they drug test everyone that get's hired...most shifts are two weeks on, two weeks off. I am 5'11", 155lbs, quick metabolism. I smoked pretty much 3-4 times a day around April 24th-June 10th. Stopped for a few days, took some bong rips in my drunken state on June 14th. Stopped smoking and got hired July 2nd.

Went in around 9am for my the signing of my paperwork, and drank about 64oz of water prior. At 10:40am I took a "magic potion" Ultimate Gold (Follwed the directions of course). At 11:45, I arrived at the urine police station. I took two tests....one was instant....she dipped like 6 strips in my urine and stuck it in a box....2 red lines on each strip...passing! She also told me because my job was high profile that it would be sent to the lab in Seatle, and I should get the results in 3-4 business days. I leave for work on Sunday mourning, and won't get back for 2 weeks. I'm pretty confident I'm ok though.

Thanks for everyone with useful info and supporting this forum, it's awesome. Also, the admins are the coolest!

[Hazeball]

My results were back in two days, positive. Don't rely on stript ec if you're a heavy smoker because I quit for 3 days, ate light, and drank a lot of water and it still didn't work. I didn't expect it to work anyway but I thought they'd test for urine luck and I was too paranoid to try substitution. I didn't see this site until after my test but after seeing these posts from now on I'm substituting.

[Buzzkill]

Hey everyone-my first time as a member. I just found this site and forum a week or two ago. Anyway... I knew I was going to have to test well in advance so quit my heavy smoking 51 days before my test to be "safe." Today, I got the bad news; tested positive anyway...?!?! Passed a cheap home test two days before and smoked NOTHING at all for the 51 days. I argued vehemently this morning that it was a false positive and demanded a retest and am now waiting to hear what will happen next.

Opinions seem to be very mixed on the instant detox kits and potions, so I avoided them and thought that 51 days would be long enough, especially since most charts show 3-31 days for marijuana. I'm off to the store to buy some aspirin and vitamin B-any advice out there? I'll be eating lots of red meat, water diluting day of test, etc...

Thanks !

[illkungfum0ves]

Hey everyone. This is the second time I've passed a drug test. Same substitution method as before: donated urine in a 4oz. shampoo bottle hidden in 2 layers of tightie whities near my crotch. I also diluted myself with 4 32 oz. powerades, 3 aspirins, a multivitamin, and red meat just in case. The urine test forum has been really helpful.

[Kbear78]

I don't feel like re-typing the scenario, but here's the thread:

http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=31273

I have my first week of work in now, and they haven't said anything, so I think it's safe to assume I passed.

Good Luck to everyone else

[stonerchick]

Originally Posted by stonerchick

I did everything right and it came back diluted...they told me they couldn't get an accurate reading and specifically said not to eat or drink anything 3 hours before the test when I go back tomorrow!!! ...

Sounded mildly suspicious too, but not enough to deny me a 2nd chance - I just played dumb. I really hate to say this, but I think they're onto something so I can't just do what I did last week...I went out and bought another home test and I passed "au nauterel" with an extremely faint line. If I hadn't passed I was seriously going to call them and tell them that it might not work out after all. It'll be 16 days tomorrow. Guess I won't be celebrating this weekend the way I hoped and my start date has been pushed back to next Friday instead of tomorrow because of it.

This time, I'm going to do some flushing tonight and get up at 6am tomorrow to do a little more before 9 so that by noon I'll be as good as it'll get - that and a little asprin. ...

Dilution works, but be careful out there, and never start up again until you know you're in the clear. I'm glad I didn't, otherwise I'd be screwed.
Send good vibes my way if you would...thanks.

It's been awhile since I've posted, but that'd be because I've been busy working...

Thanks to all and I'll stop blathering...

[Adonijah]

I drank QCarbo an hour and ahalf before the test, drank another 16 oz of water, pissed 2 times before the test and it came back clean..

I also took Vitamin B to make my piss yellow-neonish because I drink a lot of water and didn't want to have a problem.

[FrankenElder]

My results just came back. Clean!!!!!!!!!!! . I would like to thank Melatonaiea{sorry if I spelled it wrong} and ImN2Potfor there info.

I was clean for 4 months but I was around smoke heavily 2 days before the test which got me worried. I go in for my interview tommorrow.
I am so relieved. My future is no longer potentially f*cked! I'm going to spend August on vacation before I start my new career in September.

Thanks Again Sieg Heil

[Michella]

Height 5'8
weight 140
smoking frequency- every two weeks or sometimes every week
how long you were clean- 8 days
what kind of diet you have- pretty bad, fast food and lots of that crap
what kind of workout regimen you followed, if any- my current job is waitressing and I usually work up a flight of stairs.
and types of cleansers or drinks/pills used prior to or on the day of the test- 4 aspirins, 2 tums, ate lots of fiber one fiber cereal, multi-vitamin and a vitamin B complex.
For substitution, the methods you used to keep temperature in check and how you carried the sample-did not use substitution although I could have easily!
For dilution, how much liquid you consumed, what kind of liquid, vitamins taken, creatine taken, or foods eaten up to the test.- plain old water, lots of green and regular tea before, ate more red meat than usual and really didnt drink THAT much water, but a lot and obviously enough.
Also, if you took a home test, let us know if you passed that prior to your results at the lab. Took a home test Sunday day and passed although the line was super light.
Also, if you know what kind of test you took at the lab, throw that in there too- Labcorp

Hey guys, after reading everything on this site I get to post the reply I have been dying to post- I passed. I smoked on Sunday night after not smoking for about a week or so. The stuff wasn't really all that great but I did get high. I had a job interview on Thursday and they sent me to take the drug test ASAP. I figured that they know I still have a job now and I would buy time by saying I couldn't make it on Friday and during the weekend they're closed.

So the first night I ate tons of fiber cereal. (be careful with that) and I just started to eat incredibly fatty foods with red meat so that my fat cells stay put. Funny how for once bad weed and not losing any fat cells is a GOOD thing. Anyway, I drank some green tea and basically just lived normally besides the abundance of fatty foods.

Took test Monday morning after passing a home test on Sunday. The test was done by labcorp and I swear they didn't ask for me to wash my hands or even leave my bag (this is like a bookbag) at the door! There was a sink inside the bathroom, no blue water in the toilet. It was ridiculous. I think I could have snuck in a thermos of clean urine and a heater for everyone testing that day! Anyway, today I got the results that I passed the test and I'm hired, yayyy =D

I would like to thank everyone that posts here and hope my post helps you guys out too! I have quit smoking though because it's just not worth it to me. I prefer to not fail drug tests because I had a hit 1 week ago opposed to someone who snorts coke and passes in like 4 days, sucks right? Anyway, I still have alcohol and for a Russian, what else do you really need?

Good Luck!

[usersly]

went 3 weeks without. Then week of thanksgiving I particpate in a few sessions.

1. nov 22 3 hits kb
2. Wed 2 bowls kb
3. Sat mix 2-4 hits kb 3-5 swag
4. Sun 1 hit swag
5. Mon 2 hits swag
6. Tues 1/2 hit swag

delay test until the following Monday (6 days)

Day of test used dilution method taking 4 asprin around 10:30, 4-5 crushed vit B-2 10:45, still nervous used Ready Clean Lite 1:15 before test. (had it left over use it or throw it away) 12:15-30 took test. Passed!!!