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Tacoplz · 03-31-2007, 02:24 AM

I passed! Hurray hurray! Still not going to smoke anything until I finish the company's probationary period just in case.... I've gone well over 50 days now without anything and after all the stress this UA crap has put me through, smoking now just ain't worth it. I'm sticking with beer and wine for a while.

Here's my story...
http://www.marijuana.com/420/urine-t...-question.html

Bigfattie · 04-04-2007, 08:49 PM

I am 28yrs old female, 5'6" and weigh a ton! Ok 208lbs, still a lot. I was so scared! I read what everyone had to say and I had quit 2 weeks prior my piss test. I took a home test 1 day prior and failed so I drank a 32 jug of cranberry juice the night before and 3- 8 oz glassed of water with a multi vitamin. EAT LIGHT!!!! The day of, I peed a as much as I could, ate a bannna and a slim fast bar. 2 more 8-oz glasses of water, another vitamin, and the STRIP NC -Fruit punch (nasty stuff) from GNC and more water and I passed!!!!! I thought I would puke but I passed! They look for certain levels in your urin so take the vitamin to put color back in and whatever else your body produces naturally to check for levels. I just did this Friday 3/30/07 and I passed! I was a very heavy smoker daily for over a year and I start my new job Monday morning!!!!

Thank you to everyone who ever posted on here. I read everything I could on this and I am extremly happy! I can't wait for this weekend, I am smoking the biggest fattie I can roll!!!!

overrated1 · 04-05-2007, 09:06 PM

First i like to ty everyone on this site for there input,today i went in for a life changing job,i was so scared knowing i would have to take a physical and drug screen. My story : i am a big fella (350 lbs 6.1 tall )i was 54 days clean,i bought a bunch of thc test off ebay and in the 53 days i tested 4 times neg and 5 positive all first morning voids all were weeks apart and each week was adifferent result (one week clean one week not) so i was terrified when i got the call yesterday to come in for my physical and screen, so scared i didnt sleep a wink.So by coming to this wonderful site and reading and doing reserch i decided to use the dullition method,after ten minutes of coming home from my physical i got a call from the job asking me to be there on tuesday morning,I GOT THE JOB

im so happy right now im jumping for joy

ty all and good luck o yea btw i want a chicken dinner

grillmeats · 04-05-2007, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by overrated1

i got a call from the job asking me to be there on tuesday morning,I GOT THE JOB

im so happy right now im jumping for joy

ty all and good luck o yea btw i want a chicken dinner

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darius927 · 04-09-2007, 06:01 AM

HELL YEAH! I passed! HAHAHA! Ok, those who know my posts, the most paranoid mutha f*cka actually did it! Don't know if it was the 2 months abstaining, dilution techniques, or both (my opinion, both), but I did it!

I'd like to throw out a special thanks to Sec3, Dr. Strangelove, Lew Scannon, and Somnium, and Buzzby for their mind easing (altering?

lol ) opinions and expert advice.

To everyone out there trying to fool the bladder cops, IT CAN BE DONE! I start tomorrow! Oh and btw, just got back from Vegas! $200 up! Not much I know, but I'm not working... YET! HAHAHA BITCHES!

Hmmmm, I seem to be craving chicken...

EDIT: CRAP! I forgot, N2, bless your hart foo, wherever you are...
EDIT2: CRAP x2! Forgot to thank Fake and Zone, guess the short term memory still not fully recovered hehe.

SupaShagster · 04-12-2007, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SupaShagster

So heres my story.......

I have a couple questions....First i'll give you a brief smoking history of myself.
I hadn't smoked for 95 days (3 months) (13 Weeks)....whichever way you want to put it.....up until I took my drug test.....that was on april 3rd. (last Tuesday). Im 6'1''.....230 Lbs.....good metabalism, im just a well built guy. Also, I took a "at-home" drug test about 32 days into being clean, and I saw a very faint line....I dont know if that good??

Anyways........

My first question is has anyone had similar sobriety lengths as me and what their results were, because im very stressed out and would like to know if anyone thinks I passed.

Second question is.....I havent heard from the "drug testing place" and tomorrow it will have been a week. Is that normal? Do they make you wait a long time? Has anyone had a similar encounter?

-I just want to say thanks in advance to your replys because u do help a lot of people on this site....Any reply's would surely help my stress levels go down and help me sleep better. THX.

I had posted this about 4-5 days earlier.....just wanted to let everyone know that i passed......THX to everyone that gave their opinions.

grillmeats · 04-12-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SupaShagster

I had posted this about 4-5 days earlier.....just wanted to let everyone know that i passed......THX to everyone that gave their opinions.

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TulsaSlick · 04-13-2007, 12:43 AM

Stats: 10 years daily schwag smoking; 5'3 female, 135-145 lbs, moderate to low metabolism.

Week before the test:
I cut my intake about in half a week before my 'quit date', clean for 13 days the day I peed. For those 13 days I walked the dog a bit more, and did a 30 min exercise video 4 times, drank more water and ate a bit healthier - no fried foods. I was quite a bit cranky, but I weighed myself today and I lost 7 lbs the past 14 days!

Weekend before the test: Took a home test at 5pm Friday and failed without any diluting. Freaked out and ran around yelling till I passed out.

Saturday morning I drank a couple cups of coffee (like 12 oz cups), 8 oz water and 4 oz STRAIGHT cranberry juice (hard stuff for me). Ate heavy lasagna for lunch. At 3pm I took 2 aspirin, drank 16 oz water and 4 oz straight cranberry juice, took 3x daily mega multi-vitamins and 5 doses of B complex SUBLINGUAL (you hold it under your tongue and absorb it alot quicker - niacin rush when you take alot). 3:15-4:05pm I voided 4x yellow/green. I then drank 16 oz water with 4 oz cranberry juice every 15 minutes for three hours, voided 6x clear. Took a home test at 6pm and got a weak line (but they say a line is a line is a line). Ate chicken nuggets and fries for dinner.

Sunday:
9-11am 3 cups of coffee
1pm 4 aspirin, 16 oz water, 3x multi vitamins, 5x B complex sublingual. 16 oz water with 4 oz straight cranberry juice every 15 minutes for 2 hours, voiding colored urine 3x. 2:45pm another dose of B complex. Took the test at 3pm, another faint line. I was still concerned about being too close, or the lab cutoff being lower than 50ng, and any other possible scenario I could dream up.

Monday morning I was freaking out. 6am took 4 aspirin, 5x B complex sublingual, 3x mega multivitamins. By 7:45am I had 2 cups of coffee, 4 16 oz waters w/ 4 oz straight cranberry juice. 8:30am a 8 oz cappucino. By 10am another 16 oz coffee, two 24 oz waters, and then I took four more aspirin and 5x B complex. By 12:30pm I had 2 more 24 oz waters, and had to pee so many times people were starting to notice. I took two more aspirin ran out and picked up two more tests, and guzzled 12 oz yellow Powerade on my way home. I drank another 16 oz water and 5x B complex and got two more faint lines. 20 minute drive and 12 more oz Powerade, a 20 minute wait and caught the midstream.

Two day wait and I passed! I didn't get to see any paperwork, but I don't care! $3 an hour raise to $13, with quarterly bonuses, benefits, tuition reimbursements, matching 401(k) up to 6%, and the possibiilty of a 'career advancement', were I to choose to accept it. Thanks guys!

grillmeats · 04-13-2007, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TulsaSlick

Two day wait and I passed! I didn't get to see any paperwork, but I don't care! $3 an hour raise to $13, with quarterly bonuses, benefits, tuition reimbursements, matching 401(k) up to 6%, and the possibiilty of a 'career advancement', were I to choose to accept it. Thanks guys!

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Private Smoker · 04-16-2007, 05:52 AM

Just found this site. Wish I had found it a few days ago.

I have taken random tests for the past 7 years. 4 years of random testing by NCAA and 3 years of random testing by Minor League Baseball. Smoked pretty much daily the whole time. Passed every time (app. 2 test per year) using "THE STUFF".

I just a pre-employment screen and reading everyone's comments on dilution has got me scared s***less. Now I realize that the main reason I passed before was partially because I was so active. Anyway, I should get the results in the next day or so I'll post to let others know.

6'0
220 lbs.
exercise roughly 4/5 times per week
Smoke daily, usually once at night
eat healthy for the most part - low fat diet
medium metabolism
stopped smoking 21 days before the PE test but took 2 hits 6 days ago - in a drunken stuper!
drank tons of water in the week leading up to the test and the day of the test I did not eat and continued to drink water and gatorade - the followed the directions EXACTLY on the bottle (as I have before), and gave a mid-stream sample. I was confident until I starting reading comments on products like these. I guess we'll see.

View Poll Results: How Many Weeks' Will It Take To Pass A UA?
Less Than 1 Week	47	15.99%
More Than 1 Week, But Less than 2 Weeks	33	11.22%
More Than 2 Weeks, But Less than 3 Weeks	44	14.97%
More Than 3 Weeks, But Less than 4 Weeks	43	14.63%
More Than 4 Weeks, But Less than 5 Weeks	46	15.65%
More Than 5 Weeks, But Less than 6 Weeks	11	3.74%
More Than 6 Weeks, But Less than 7 Weeks	10	3.40%
More Than 7 Weeks, But Less than 8 Weeks	15	5.10%
Take A Home Test Weekly	45	15.31%
Voters: 294. You may not vote on this poll

04-04-2007, 08:49 PM	#402
Bigfattie New Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1 Grams: 768.10 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I Passed!!!!!!!! I am 28yrs old female, 5'6" and weigh a ton! Ok 208lbs, still a lot. I was so scared! I read what everyone had to say and I had quit 2 weeks prior my piss test. I took a home test 1 day prior and failed so I drank a 32 jug of cranberry juice the night before and 3- 8 oz glassed of water with a multi vitamin. EAT LIGHT!!!! The day of, I peed a as much as I could, ate a bannna and a slim fast bar. 2 more 8-oz glasses of water, another vitamin, and the STRIP NC -Fruit punch (nasty stuff) from GNC and more water and I passed!!!!! I thought I would puke but I passed! They look for certain levels in your urin so take the vitamin to put color back in and whatever else your body produces naturally to check for levels. I just did this Friday 3/30/07 and I passed! I was a very heavy smoker daily for over a year and I start my new job Monday morning!!!! Thank you to everyone who ever posted on here. I read everything I could on this and I am extremly happy! I can't wait for this weekend, I am smoking the biggest fattie I can roll!!!!

04-09-2007, 06:01 AM	#405
Darius927 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 205 Grams: 962.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Yeah! I Fooled The Bladder Cops! HELL YEAH! I passed! HAHAHA! Ok, those who know my posts, the most paranoid mutha f*cka actually did it! Don't know if it was the 2 months abstaining, dilution techniques, or both (my opinion, both), but I did it! I'd like to throw out a special thanks to Sec3, Dr. Strangelove, Lew Scannon, and Somnium, and Buzzby for their mind easing (altering? lol ) opinions and expert advice. To everyone out there trying to fool the bladder cops, IT CAN BE DONE! I start tomorrow! Oh and btw, just got back from Vegas! $200 up! Not much I know, but I'm not working... YET! HAHAHA BITCHES! Hmmmm, I seem to be craving chicken... EDIT: CRAP! I forgot, N2, bless your hart foo, wherever you are... EDIT2: CRAP x2! Forgot to thank Fake and Zone, guess the short term memory still not fully recovered hehe. __________________ The one greatest thing I've realized since I quit smoking green is that I'm the same person not-hi as I am hi... . Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .

04-13-2007, 12:43 AM	#408
TulsaSlick New Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4 Grams: 764.95 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I passed my UA! 13 days clean and diluted Stats: 10 years daily schwag smoking; 5'3 female, 135-145 lbs, moderate to low metabolism. Week before the test: I cut my intake about in half a week before my 'quit date', clean for 13 days the day I peed. For those 13 days I walked the dog a bit more, and did a 30 min exercise video 4 times, drank more water and ate a bit healthier - no fried foods. I was quite a bit cranky, but I weighed myself today and I lost 7 lbs the past 14 days! Weekend before the test: Took a home test at 5pm Friday and failed without any diluting. Freaked out and ran around yelling till I passed out. Saturday morning I drank a couple cups of coffee (like 12 oz cups), 8 oz water and 4 oz STRAIGHT cranberry juice (hard stuff for me). Ate heavy lasagna for lunch. At 3pm I took 2 aspirin, drank 16 oz water and 4 oz straight cranberry juice, took 3x daily mega multi-vitamins and 5 doses of B complex SUBLINGUAL (you hold it under your tongue and absorb it alot quicker - niacin rush when you take alot). 3:15-4:05pm I voided 4x yellow/green. I then drank 16 oz water with 4 oz cranberry juice every 15 minutes for three hours, voided 6x clear. Took a home test at 6pm and got a weak line (but they say a line is a line is a line). Ate chicken nuggets and fries for dinner. Sunday: 9-11am 3 cups of coffee 1pm 4 aspirin, 16 oz water, 3x multi vitamins, 5x B complex sublingual. 16 oz water with 4 oz straight cranberry juice every 15 minutes for 2 hours, voiding colored urine 3x. 2:45pm another dose of B complex. Took the test at 3pm, another faint line. I was still concerned about being too close, or the lab cutoff being lower than 50ng, and any other possible scenario I could dream up. Monday morning I was freaking out. 6am took 4 aspirin, 5x B complex sublingual, 3x mega multivitamins. By 7:45am I had 2 cups of coffee, 4 16 oz waters w/ 4 oz straight cranberry juice. 8:30am a 8 oz cappucino. By 10am another 16 oz coffee, two 24 oz waters, and then I took four more aspirin and 5x B complex. By 12:30pm I had 2 more 24 oz waters, and had to pee so many times people were starting to notice. I took two more aspirin ran out and picked up two more tests, and guzzled 12 oz yellow Powerade on my way home. I drank another 16 oz water and 5x B complex and got two more faint lines. 20 minute drive and 12 more oz Powerade, a 20 minute wait and caught the midstream. Two day wait and I passed! I didn't get to see any paperwork, but I don't care! $3 an hour raise to $13, with quarterly bonuses, benefits, tuition reimbursements, matching 401(k) up to 6%, and the possibiilty of a 'career advancement', were I to choose to accept it. Thanks guys!

04-16-2007, 05:52 AM	#410
Private Smoker New Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2 Grams: 762.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	My Method Just found this site. Wish I had found it a few days ago. I have taken random tests for the past 7 years. 4 years of random testing by NCAA and 3 years of random testing by Minor League Baseball. Smoked pretty much daily the whole time. Passed every time (app. 2 test per year) using "THE STUFF". I just a pre-employment screen and reading everyone's comments on dilution has got me scared s***less. Now I realize that the main reason I passed before was partially because I was so active. Anyway, I should get the results in the next day or so I'll post to let others know. 6'0 220 lbs. exercise roughly 4/5 times per week Smoke daily, usually once at night eat healthy for the most part - low fat diet medium metabolism stopped smoking 21 days before the PE test but took 2 hits 6 days ago - in a drunken stuper! drank tons of water in the week leading up to the test and the day of the test I did not eat and continued to drink water and gatorade - the followed the directions EXACTLY on the bottle (as I have before), and gave a mid-stream sample. I was confident until I starting reading comments on products like these. I guess we'll see.

03-31-2007, 02:24 AM	#401
Tacoplz New Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 21 Grams: 762.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I passed! Hurray hurray! Still not going to smoke anything until I finish the company's probationary period just in case.... I've gone well over 50 days now without anything and after all the stress this UA crap has put me through, smoking now just ain't worth it. I'm sticking with beer and wine for a while. Here's my story... http://www.marijuana.com/420/urine-t...-question.html

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04-05-2007, 09:06 PM	#403
overrated1 New Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2 Grams: 760.60 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	First i like to ty everyone on this site for there input,today i went in for a life changing job,i was so scared knowing i would have to take a physical and drug screen. My story : i am a big fella (350 lbs 6.1 tall )i was 54 days clean,i bought a bunch of thc test off ebay and in the 53 days i tested 4 times neg and 5 positive all first morning voids all were weeks apart and each week was adifferent result (one week clean one week not) so i was terrified when i got the call yesterday to come in for my physical and screen, so scared i didnt sleep a wink.So by coming to this wonderful site and reading and doing reserch i decided to use the dullition method,after ten minutes of coming home from my physical i got a call from the job asking me to be there on tuesday morning,I GOT THE JOB im so happy right now im jumping for joy ty all and good luck o yea btw i want a chicken dinner

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