The Results Thread

[FXjohn]

Originally Posted by hammercloud

From what I understand diuretics are important to dehydrate you as stated above, so in turn you pee more. And that's one very important goal of dilution. Try reading the "WHY ME" post. .

the "why me" post debunks cranberry juice and green tea. you seem to be arguing for it and then directing me to a source that argues against it

[NeverWasted]

I am about 6ft 1in, 150-155 lbs, worked out too long ago to remember, but I eat a diet low in fats and try to be overall concious of my intake. I have smoked at least 3 blunts a day for over a year. I guess I could have abstained a little longer, I bought the Strip NC about a week in advance, which would have given me a week clean, I bought 500mg Niacin and began taking two a day for that whole week, just cause I heard it could help, I wasn't willing to OD. The Strip NC instructions stated that at least 48 hours of clean time and you are good, so of course I kept smoking. 3 days til UA I abstain, take 3 nameless magic pills (a girl gave me once, she was an average bud smoker, said she had been clean for at least two weeks, she passed hers), still on my Niacin regiment,(now w/o smoking). The day of UA I take the drink the 32 oz red Strip NC at 9am, refill the bottle twice and drank. Continually drank over 20 oz of water over the next 3 hours, the Strip is supposed to be good for about 6-7 hours. I tested a little before 2pm, within the time range. I get a call from the MRO a few days later..."Are there any medications that you take that contains marijuana?" "I'm like no, what????", "...it's been tested two times...a third test of the same sample will cost $150, " I'd use that money to start tr*ff*cing, before I set flame to it. Of course I would fail that one too. Whatev, you live you learn, those are my results. I would try a sub method with a heat pad next time.

[Wickedclownz26]

Got court and a drug test today.
If i pass ill let you all know.


Be back

-clownz-

Didn't get tested today, I have to go in next Tuesday.
Ill let you guys know!


-clownz-

[Georgeandpfunk]

23 years old
male
6'2"
165lbs.
Don't work out a lot but have a fast metab. and pretty slender frame.

Four years ago I had to take a urine test for Home Depot (pushing around shopping carts in the parking lot apparently had a strict call of duty...) I was a pretty decent recreational smoker, couple of joints a day. I bought a "magic drink", don't remember the name anymore... It had a 200% money back garuntee and that was good enough for me. So I smoked the day before my test (against the directions) and followed the rest of the directions as stated. Of course I failed.

This time around I'm a recent college grad. and have to take a test for my new job. They didn't tell me about my drug screen until after I had formally accepted. I was supposed to take it 48 hours after receiving my offer package in the mail (which I received 3 days later). I immediately stopped smoking and drank water until it hurt - I know it goes against the advice on here but screw it... So now its three weeks later, my company called me yesterday to see where I've been and to let me know my offer and drug screen were "time sensitive". I told them I was back home painting my parents house and wasn't in town to receive the package, so I'm heading back to my apartment in another state to take the test and fill out the forms etc. I took a First Check Home Drug Test yesterday to get my status (exactly 21 days after I stopped smoking) and passed negative. These tests are kind of shoddy though, where there is supposed to be a line on the strip to indicate negative, only about half the line actually appeared. I called the company and the cust. service rep told me that happens because the strip doesn't glue down properly but is normal and should be considered negative. I'm not sure if I really trust that result. I have a test in 5 hours and I'll let you know how it goes. Apologies for the wordiness - I call it thoroughness.

[anxious]

34 yr old female
5'7" 130 lbs
work out 4 times a week - long duration (45 mins - 1 hour), low intensity (65% of heart rate) exercise

clean 60 days - testing (-) on day 39 with regular drinking
5 hits on day 60 of KB
negative with first void of day 7 days later, faint line

took real test 20 days after the 5 hits - laid off all exercise for 4 days prior

DAY OF TEST
4 Bayer asprin 4 hours prior to test

20 oz of gatorade 3 hours before test + tums (with sodium) + ramen noodles (sodium heaven) + 2 B2 viatmins

Tums 2.5 hours before test

20 oz gatorade + tums 1.5 hours before test

voided 1 hour before test

negative, relieved, and massively educated about this process.

thanks to everyone here for sharing stories and tips. i will be sticking around to help others and dispell the myths out there.

[pennyprobation]

I Have Been Waiting On This...i Ask The Same Thing When Im On Here.....test 5/21/08 Will Post Then....

Thanks! Good Luck To All! God Bless.

[nyarltep]

Aloha,

Yeah I used Agent X synthetic urine. Taped the bottle with heating pad to the underside of my junk after it had reached 98 degrees. The nurse asked me to leave my motorcycle helmet and bag outside the bathroom but didnt ask me to empty my pants even though I had two huge bulges from my phone in one pocket and my sunglasses case in the other. I could have smuggled a liter of piss in if I wanted to. Once inside the room filled the cup with the synthetic urine and held the cup with a paper towel ( a little social engineering ) as I exited. She tested it and I was free to go. The job is hiring me and I start Wednesday so I assume I passed no problems.
Mahalo

[yveel31]

Hey guy and gals. Newby here. I just wanted to share my results with you.
33 y/o male. 6'1" 285 lbs. Rare usage(went 11yrs w/out smoking)smoked some in November then again on Apr. 30th. Took 2 home tests(50ng/ml cutoffs) and passed both. I took the first one Friday and the second yesterday morning. On April 30th I had a few bong hits and a handful of pipe hits. My pre-employment screen was yesterday. The cutoff was 20ng/ml....I passed! I was definately stressing, but I can relax now. Good luck to you all!

[Omeganaut]

Heavy smoker passed with less than a days abstinence using a dillution method. Details are here .....http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...urs-clean.html

[imissmyweed]

i promised myself id post if i passed. i had a HUGE job offer i was dreaming of coming out of college. smoked on a sunday had the test on friday or saturday (6 days later) and first day of work on monday. i could not let this stop me. i drank a lakes worth of water, sonne 7, pure cranberry juice and detox tea. i am 5'11 150. i smoked everyday for 4 plus years and smoked the dankest buds in colorado. smoked alot after graduation and then interviewed and got a ton of money offered to me pending drug screen. tested at home on thursday morning...line was faint as hell. scared i took back bullcrap detox drink. if you smoke alot it wont work. its just water sugar vitamins and creatine. a weak dilution at best. i returned it and got qf 4.0. best decision ive made in years. i got it a 10:30 am. heated it with car heater to 100. got home wore two pairs of tight boxers put in between them, used the hand warmers check every half hour to see above 98...it was. then left to clinic at 1pm and signed papers went in locked door. poured it. 99. perfect. i laughed my ass off all the way home. lost ten pounds that week just drinking water and stressing. just substitute. SUB CLUB MEMBER #31492409249. i am happy as hell