The Results Thread

[beavis_mcgraw]

I am just posting that i have confirmation that i passed and start on June 2.
I used Quick Fix 4.o and worked like a charm.
Urine luck also works, used that last time.

[Retroviral Sounds]

Also passed (7 weeks clean, passed home test day before, no dilution, 3 void of day) a labcorp test. And I also start June 2nd! Heres to being filthy rich, and never having to worry about a career change, new job, or salary for the rest of my life.

Stoners, do not lose hope! You can do it!

No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks! Some of that real sticky icky icky Oooh wee! Put it in the air

[vvicked0471]

So long story short I subbed and passed my test! I have orientation on Tuesday and I'm ecstatic!! For anyone interested in how I passed here is a link to my thread. The thread has the details of how I subbed for anyone interested and pics of the container I used.

[topsghost]

THE ORIGINAL POST:

alright so i was unexpectadly tested today... i KINDA knew there was a chance but didnt expect it..its been maybe a month and 1 or 2 weeks since i lasted was hitting blunts..and even then i was hitting them on weekends only... so i quit... and i started going outside a lot lately and playing basketball and sweating a mild amount 3-4 times a week. and drinking gatorade or water while shooting around and playin games with others... anyways... I had a tiny roach 11 days ago however... it was maybe 2-3 small hits but i got a little high from it. Took the test today and i have a lot riding on it....

im 5'11 and 125 lbs (ima twig i know but fast metabolism is good right?)

it was my second piss of the day and hardly a midstream.. i pissed for a split second in the toilet then the rest into the cup.

no gimmicks were used..no cranberry juice or any of that shit..just took the test straight up?

so am i fucked? or am i lookin alright?


THE RESULTS:well...i started training today..but no one ever said if i passed or anything so i guess i did.... just wanted to thank yall...and best of luck to everyone else... its a shame that something so harmless can fuck up a persons life simply because of the laws...not the drug... peace everyone... the jobs sucks by the way..

[mdizfoshiz]

Hey Guys,

So I wanted to wait for the results to post this.

I smoke weed... alot. All semester all I did was smoke weed (gg school shooting, it made it an easier semester on us all kind of). I needed to get a job, so I drove home from my university on a Tuesday night (I enjoyed a blunt on the way home, it was my last of my ounce I bought) and got interviewed for a job on Wednesday. They then informed me I had 24 hours to take a drug test. Oh Shit. I started just downing water right away. Then I went to GNC and got a $50 detox (this is $50 that I don't have). I then started looking into other methods, mainly surgel. I read about it that I figured hey why not, I'll give it a shot for reasons of testing it. (I had already decided I really didn't want that particular job... that and my dad informed me I don't have to work if I don't want to ) By the time I was researching the Surgel though, I had slowed down on my drinking of water.

The morning of the test this is what I did:

8:15 AM - Rolled out of bed, grabbed a 32 oz purple Gatorade, mixed 1 pack of surgel into it, held my nose and drank.
8:30 AM - Finished drink
8:31 AM - Peed like a racehorse.
9:00 AM - Peed again
8:35-9:30 - Downed 1.5 more gaterade bottles full of water.
9:45 - Took 3 daily multivitamins and 2 fish oil vitamins. (I did it to change my pee color, but I didn't have anything specific, so I just took excess of my normal pills I take.) Also, I drank a glass of V8 fruit juice, it was very orange, so I figured why not, and its freaking delicious!
9:50 AM - Peed again
10:15 - Left to take the test, brought a bottle of water with me to sip on the way over.
10:30 AM - Took the test

They called today, and I passed! I start orientation soon, ironically though, I'm already employed somewhere else hahahha Thats what those bastards get!

Some tips: Don't dress like a stoner when you go in to get tested obviously. I know that it doesn't matter, but it makes the tester trust you more, IMO.

Be really friendly there, I made conversation with everyone who was there to pass time and chill my nerves. It worked out for me the best though, because since I was friendly, I forgot I couldn't flush after peeing, but I did and the tester said it was fine for me.


Don't overdo the water thing. I drank so much the day before because I thought I was so fucked that I thought I was going to be sick. My stomach was huge!


Lastly, I honestly wasn't going to do surgel, because no one had any first hand experience with it, you know.. they always know a friend who knows a friend who did it back once in '82 or some bullshit like that. I even had the detox for backup. BUT at the last minute my friends Step mom came out and told me she had used it for 17 years!! She still does to pass her random drug tests at Menards. What a hippy.

[Sec]

It wasn't the surjel, but the 100+ ounces of water/liquid you drank in the 2 hours beforehand that passed the test for you.

I doubt this was sent to a lab, It probably was done using an instant dip style device.

Either that or the employer accepts negative dilute as a negative for pre-employment testing.

Oh, and Menards doesn't do random testing. They do pre-employment, post accident and reasonable suspicion testing. That is it.

[purplepurp]

I just want to let everyone know that there is not just one way to pass a test! I was a fairly heavy smoker on and off for 6 months, smoked every day for 3 weeks, then had 6 days to clean up for a UA that was sent to lab!

For the record I'm a 19yr old male, 6'-ish and 165. moderate-fast matabolism

Heres what I did:
-Drank tons of water, and some cranberry juice, no alcohol or sodas. I probably 10-12 gallons in the 6 days prior, and took the test on the 7th day clean.
-Hit the gym immideately (for days 1-4), and took the reccommended dose of creatine daily as well as 2 10-15min sauna sessions every day for the first 4 days mind you, you HAVE to stay well hydrated while taking creatine supplements!!
-Day 5 I started to take it easy, didnt eat or do much, mainly slept
-Day 6 I was lazy as hell, and ate a copious amount of food at each sitting. Before bed I took 1 multivitamin (half of the daily dose), 4 asprin, 5 tums, and the 4 preVALE pills sold to me at starship, with cranberry juice.
-Day 7 (test day) woke up, drank a bottle of water and had my multivitamins as usual (contianed all the b-complex vitamins), 2 aspirin and 5 more tums. Then I laid in bed and drank a total of 3 bottles of propel vitamin water. Then I took the 4 VALE fiber booster pills which I was instructed to take 20mins before the drink. During those 20mins I took 2 shits and 2 pisses. Then I drank the 20oz VALE Triple Strength, refilled it and drank it twice. Then i played the waiting game while sipping on 1 20 oz yellow powerade, which is all I would allow myself to have before the test. I sat around the house and peed twice more in an hour, then left for the test. I stopped on the way to the test to pee, then sat in the waiting room for 20mins. It had been almost exactly 2hrs after I had drank the drink when I went in to pee. It was a completely natural yellow pee (not the typical vitamin color), I caught it mid stream, filled that baby up and kept peeing. The guy split it into 2 viles and sent them to lab, a little more than 48hrs later (about 20mins ago!) I got a call saying I need to be at work at 8am tomorrow morning for orientation!

I think without the drink I could have gotten a diluted result, but with the drink I passed with flying colors, no questions asked! Its only 35 bucks at most shops, and that 35 bucks will pay for itself on your first day of work!!

[BigMoney0025]

Height 5' 10'
Weight 220
Smoked almost everyday for the past year
Decent Metabolism

Just letting everyone know that I had a pre-employment drug testing for my new job. So i stopped smoking for exactly 30 days before my test, drank plenty of water everyday, took niacin everyday (don't know if that helped), and worked out almost everyday for those 30 days. I took an at home drug test after about 3 weeks of being clean and failed. But I still had a week and when I took my drug test for my job a week later I PASSED and now I have the job and I start on Monday. I just wanted to say thanks to everyone on here because everyone has taught me a lot and helped me out so much. I was so stressed out and now knowing that I have the job just took so much of that stress off. Nothing like smoking a 10 gram blunt to celebrate lol.

[tbonetone]

I used azo and passed a random that i shouldn't have passed. I smoked weed off and on all week and saturday too. I took the azo saturday evening, drank allot, pissed allot and got a random about 2o monday and passed. Also, Monday i had to be at work by 5 am and drank quite a bit of water and pissed every chance that i got.

[Mossy]

Vitals:

Asian male, 42 years old. 5-8, 165 pounds. Fairly fast metabolism. Mostly fit, with a hint of a gut.
Moderate smoker for last 20 years or so. Bowl or two per day, but have tapered off use in the last few months.
Last smoked: A few hits four days ago.

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I was called by my previous employer about an opening after getting laid off in March. I was there 21 years, and didn't think I'd need a DT because others who were hired back did not.

But, I later learned because it was for a different department, I'd need to submit a sample within 8 days. FUKK!

As soon as I found out, I bought some niacin and green tea, and started consuming both. Niacin made me itchy as hell, and also a bit wired. Last night, I developed a rash/hives. Not sure if it was due to niacin or being stressed out as hell.

I still have three more days until the official test, but I took a home test to see where I stood. I drank about four pints of water this morning, and tested my third void of the day, catching mid-stream. It was a faint yellow color, and my wife even asked about that.

NEGATIVE. Praise be to Jah!

So now I'm curious: has anyone failed a lab test after testing negative with a home test?

If I fail the lab test, I will report back. Otherwise, THANKS to everyone on the board for the very helpful information.

IF IT HELPS: Bicycle magazines always advise to stay well hydrated, and that one's urine should be almost clear/faint yellow. A good alibi for diluters, in case anyone asks.

ADD: I took a second home test today, with no dilution, beginning of stream, first void of day. It came up hot. Now I'm getting worried again. I suppose I best get some creatine, and start getting ready to pound the water.